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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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1 hour ago, JFKFC said:

 

Makes sense, Pitino’s old friends already had the process streamlined and have probably been chomping at the bit

I would cancel all visits with him and not let him anywhere near Texas. He will be Evans 2.0. 

I don't want to play A&M in any sport in any capacity ever again.

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Just now, jetsfan76 said:

I don't want to play A&M in any sport in any capacity ever again.

Hey.....the "I'm a pussy exit" is that way -->

5 minutes ago, jetsfan76 said:

I don't want to play A&M in any sport in any capacity ever again.

Get a grip man. College sports is all about rivalries, embrace the hate. It’s one of the real perks of supporting the school. Everyone hates us, even many in our administration. Demand we get serious and hire the best leaders for our programs and invest like you mean it. Only fb remains. Pierce might be an anxiety box of rocks but he keeps getting to the cws and cdc extended him recently.
 

Sark needs to close those leads out this year. No sympathy if our Defense sucks this year.

2 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

That doesn’t mean what he thinks it does. 

I’d like to believe it, if only he were the one who wrote it.

If Owens isn't wanting to play here, his committing to a wild card like Louisville seems ideal for us. As is the fact he's deciding now instead of further dragging out the process. I just hope he doesn't waver and suck us back into a pointless chase.

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2 hours ago, JFKFC said:

 

This is bs. $3M for a rb is nuts. Also,  why would Adidas want Owens at UL rather than a bigger profile school. 

35 minutes ago, jetsfan76 said:

I don't want to play A&M in any sport in any capacity ever again.

This is the biggest pathetic bitch-ass weaksauce bleeding vagina statement I’ve seen in literal months. You, your parents, and your ancestors should be ashamed of your crumpled spine and shriveled balls. 

3 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Papa John's franchises.  

John and UL had a pretty big public falling out...his name is off the stadium and he has season tickets behind UK BBall bench... I doubt he's dropping bags for UL

44 minutes ago, jetsfan76 said:

I don't want to play A&M in any sport in any capacity ever again.

Name checks out... Lotsa pussyitis in jets land

1 hour ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

(can only use for a limited number of miles because of fears of a crash)

Fuck, the best car dealership there, Bluegrass Land Rover, Audi and Porche, is owned by a Longhorn.

35 minutes ago, OB3 said:

 

FWIW - Nahlin says that Texas was only going to bring him in if he had legit interest - apparently he didn't.

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

FWIW - Nahlin says that Texas was only going to bring him in if he had legit interest - apparently he didn't.

Who's left as a main target with Bonsu and Vickers no longer visiting?  Seems we are all in on Derek Williams.  I guess J. Johnson is a Safety

 

4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

FWIW - Nahlin says that Texas was only going to bring him in if he had legit interest - apparently he didn't.

Shocking that a recruit with a pinned tweet that says “which fan base can show the most love” didn’t have sincere interest. 

1 hour ago, jetsfan76 said:

I don't want to play A&M in any sport in any capacity ever again.

Are you an aggy troll?  Grow some fucking nuts. 

22 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Are you an aggy troll?  Grow some fucking nuts. 

He's a Jets fan. They were castrated and eviscerated a long time ago. Nothing left but nilism.

1 hour ago, AP101S said:

This is bs. $3M for a rb is nuts. Also,  why would Adidas want Owens at UL rather than a bigger profile school. 

The list of adidas schools is honestly pretty unimpressive. Miami is their biggest brand standing, after that it’s either Nebraska (a formerly huge brand that’s damn near dead now IMO) aggy, Mississippi st., Washington or Louisville.

3 hours ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

Law? Only a law if it's enforced... Otherwise it's more of a suggestion

Like speed limits or masturbating on an airplane.

6 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Like speed limits or masturbating on an airplane.

Wouldn't that gum up the engine or are you thinking of just masturbating on one of the wheels?

1 hour ago, jetsfan76 said:

I don't want to play A&M in any sport in any capacity ever again.

I’ve really enjoyed the break we’ve had. Just been nice. I’m not exactly pumped about playing them cause they’re the most annoying program to play. But fuck I’m looking forward to kicking their ass in everything year in year out again. The excuses are going to be incredible 

2 minutes ago, Fletch said:

The excuses are going to be incredible 

ours?

9 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Like speed limits or masturbating on an airplane.

Wait... Strokin on an airplane is illegal?

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Just now, futureman said:

ours?

Yes. We have such a rich history of losing to aggy….

3 minutes ago, Fletch said:

I’ve really enjoyed the break we’ve had. Just been nice. I’m not exactly pumped about playing them cause they’re the most annoying program to play. But fuck I’m looking forward to kicking their ass in everything year in year out again. The excuses are going to be incredible 

Maybe we should focus on Kansas before getting too cocky.

2 hours ago, Burntcowboy said:

I hope he goes there 

Double negative.  This dudes playing chess.  

2 hours ago, jetsfan76 said:

I don't want to play A&M in any sport in any capacity ever again.

The tampon shortage is really getting to you.  Chill Martha.  

35 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Maybe we should focus on Kansas before getting too cocky.

Ouch

It was also pretty obvious the team pretty much quit after the ou debacle. Really looking forward to our offense this year. Shit if Ewers were our qb last year, we probably win 8 games give or take. We should have a pretty badass offense this year. I’m very very cautiously optimistic. I also wouldn’t be surprised if we went 5-7 again. 

I feel as though I should clarify. I'm not scared of A&M, I just never want to play those inbred, hivemind, cow college, cult fucks again. They are the most insufferable fan base there is. But, yes, being a Longhorn & a Winnipeg Jets fan, it does make me a bit of a nihilist.

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I’ve never liked the dumb ass Texas-Aggy family analogies. If Texas was on fire, Aggy would light themselves on fire and jump on us so we’d burn faster. 

5 minutes ago, jetsfan76 said:

I feel as though I should clarify. I'm not scared of A&M, I just never want to play those inbred, hivemind, cow college, cult fucks again. They are the most insufferable fan base there is. But, yes, being a Longhorn & a Winnipeg Jets fan, it does make me a bit of a nihilist.

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The Huddle: Scattershooting notes on Texas targets

Hudson Standish

 

(Some interesting stuff on Greathouse and Vasek, in the article and in the comments.)

 

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The Huddle: Scattershooting notes on Texas targets

Hudson Standish
 

— From all accounts Texas seemed to crush this weekend’s official visit with Temple ATH (recruited as WR) Mikal Harrison-Pilot. Harrison-Pilot has been to Texas more than a half dozen times throughout his recruiting process but the Horns peaked at the right time saving the best for his official trip to the Forty.

If Harrison-Pilot had a quicker timeline than his scheduled December announcement I might be close to putting in a pick, but since there is an entire season between now and his decision I’m going to hold off for now.

— Austin Westlake WR Jaden Greathouse is still scheduled to take an official visit to Texas this weekend, but I was told by a source earlier today that I should fade his chances to wind up in the Texas class. Notre Dame is way out in front for Greathouse at the moment and it would take a significant shift for that to change.

— I heard from a source earlier today that La Grange OL/DL Jaren Woods would likely make a decision soon and it wouldn’t be Texas. The Horns were very hot and cold throughout Woods’ recruitment and winded up deciding not to make a strong push for the CenTex area athlete’s verbal. Woods is coming off of a recent visit to Baylor this past weekend.

 

 

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Owens has a lot of red flags, but I think pretty much any elite athlete in the State of Texas should transfer out until our regarded Legislature changes the NIL law.  It makes no sense to forego millions of dollars simply because your legislature wrote a nonsensical and stupid NIL law.  Hopefully elite players transferring will get the Leg's attention, and they update Texas's NIL law to match what other states have done, but I'm about as optimistic on that as I am that @SydneyCarton will someday learn to write on his phone without a typo in every other word. 

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35 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

It makes no sense to forego millions of dollars simply because your legislature wrote a nonsensical and stupid NIL law. 

They're busy trying to secede from the union right now.  

1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

Owens has a lot of red flags, but I think pretty much any elite athlete in the State of Texas should transfer out until our regarded Legislature changes the NIL law.  It makes no sense to forego millions of dollars simply because your legislature wrote a nonsensical and stupid NIL law.  Hopefully elite players transferring will get the Leg's attention, and they update Texas's NIL law to match what other states have done, but I'm about as optimistic on that as I am that @SydneyCarton will someday learn to write on his phone without a typo in every other word. 

I've got it down to like one in every three words, so take that you big meanie. 

 

The lege will likely update things in the next session, but that's me speculating.

CTJ was adamant about all the issues/red flags Ruben has for a while now.  Can't wait til he tells us the latest of what's going on in that recruitment

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Was it ever discussed who this potential OL prospect that might be coming in this weekend that's super secret?

Zalance Heard.

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