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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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29 minutes ago, jet black said:

Looks just like Jamaal Charles

 

Never go full katfid.

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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Big Herm - There's principalities in this.

Texas Recruiting 2023: Herma-herma-herma...herma-hermeleonnnn

Texas Recruiting 2023: Hermpire Strikes Back

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Texas Recruiting 2023: The Mighty Hermaphrodite

I don't know, we've got a lot of time. Lot to work with here. 

Texas Recruiting 2023: Hermk'em

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21 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Texas Recruiting 2023: Herma-herma-herma...herma-hermeleonnnn   And a hearty Go Fuck Yourself for that one. 

Texas Recruiting 2023: Hermpire Strikes Back

Texas Recruiting 2023: Rocking You Like a Hermacane

Texas Recruiting 2023: The Mighty Hermaphrodite

I don't know, we've got a lot of time. Lot to work with here. 

Yeah, I agree, there's no rush. Except the rush to dismiss anything Boy George adjacent. 

One of the future Aggy threads should be named "Fatties seeking Natties"

On 9/20/2019 at 3:34 PM, Machinator said:

 

5'11 is pretty tall for a freshman. That's what I am now and I was 5'6 or 5'7 when I was that age.

I'm going to vote against hermaphrodite...

In biology, a hermaphrodite is an organism that has complete or partial reproductive organs and produces gametes normally associated with both male and female sexes. Many taxonomic groups of animals do not have separate sexes.

1 minute ago, SimkinsMan said:

One of the future Aggy threads should be named "Fatties seeking Natties"

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6 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Many taxonomic groups of animals do not have separate sexes.

OU trannies come to mind. 

15 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

One of the future Aggy threads should be named "Fatties seeking Natties"

This is pretty fucking great.

16 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yeah, I agree, there's no rush. Except the rush to dismiss anything Boy George adjacent. 

How could you take any of those seriously? I thought I was clearly being absurd.

33 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Texas Recruiting 2023: Oh, The Hermanity

I still think this one is solid.

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

No good Ricebird would go to Fayettenam of his own free will.  

22 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yeah, I agree, there's no rush. Except the rush to dismiss anything Boy George adjacent. 

Last Christmas is the best modern Christmas carol and he's a legend for that alone.

15 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Last Christmas is the best modern Christmas carol and he's a legend for that alone.

Well done. I actually like the Carrie Underwood version better though.

16 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Last Christmas is the best modern Christmas carol and he's a legend for that alone.

That was a different British gay man, texikatifd.

53 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yeah, I agree, there's no rush. Except the rush to dismiss anything Boy George adjacent. 

Do You Really Want to Herm Me?

37 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Last Christmas is the best modern Christmas carol and he's a legend for that alone.

george michael is not boy george. 

1 minute ago, futureman said:

george michael is not boy george. 

 

Just now, futureman said:

also, last christmas is an abomination. 

You really are an insipid dipshit. You are like the HR manager of this site. Humorless, overly opinionated, tone deaf, unintelligent, and always getting in the fucking way. 

Just now, closetojumping said:

 

You really are an insipid dipshit. You are like the HR manager of this site. Humorless, overly opinionated, tone deaf, unintelligent, and always getting in the fucking way. 

lulz.  blow me you slow fuck.

1 minute ago, futureman said:

lulz.  blow me you slow fuck.

Exactly what my HR manager says to me weekly.

1 minute ago, futureman said:

lulz.  blow me you slow fuck.

Yeah, I don't know if you're actually hitbyatrain from Shaggy or not, but you certainly match up with him in every incompetent way as a poster. If you got hit by a train or went to prison, or if they just stopped letting you use your computer in the lower levels of HR purgatory at your office, we would be better off as a board and you'd be forgotten within an hour of not threadshitting across the site. Same for that other dipshit on the prior site. It's uncanny, really.

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

Yeah, I don't know if you're actually hitbyatrain from Shaggy or not, but you certainly match up with him in every incompetent way as a poster. If you got hit by a train or went to prison, or if they just stopped letting you use your computer in the lower levels of HR purgatory at your office, we would be better off as a board and you'd be forgotten within an hour of not threadshitting across the site. Same for that other dipshit on the prior site. It's uncanny, really.

is that it?

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

is that it?

Let's see, I've compared you to the worst kind of employee, compared you to one of the worst posters ever, and said the board would be better off if a bus ran you over. I feel like that's a pretty good start. 

Just now, closetojumping said:

Let's see, I've compared you to the worst kind of employee, compared you to one of the worst posters ever, and said the board would be better off if a bus ran you over. I feel like that's a pretty good start. 

if I gave you a 10 yard headstart I’d still beat you to the endzone you fat worthless dipshit. 

998 more pages and it's over. 

The fact that there are some posters who dont have futureman muted is mind boggling. 

3 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

The fact that there are some posters who dont have futureman muted is mind boggling. 

Correct.

 

8 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

The fact that there are some posters who dont have futureman muted is mind boggling. 

Fair. I don’t know why he wasn’t on ignore before. I asked myself that after his last weak response and realized, yeah, it was ignore time. 

10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Fair. I don’t know why he wasn’t on ignore before. I asked myself that after his last weak response and realized, yeah, it was ignore time. 

I don’t have anybody on ignore. I like taking in all the dumbassness of the board. 
 

much like South Austin’s mom likes taking in all the............. well you get the idea 

All of this board poster add up to the bouquet of a clear mountain meadow...
Clean air, grey stone, fresh grass, wild flowers and also in it equal and naturally proportional amount, bear shit. 
 

 

4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Fair. I don’t know why he wasn’t on ignore before. I asked myself that after his last weak response and realized, yeah, it was ignore time. 

pussy.

14 hours ago, closetojumping said:

You are like the HR manager of this site. Humorless, overly opinionated, tone deaf, unintelligent, and always getting in the fucking way. 

And terrible at preventing the company from getting sued.

 

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