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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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2 hours ago, ATexanAbroad said:

nobody cares about your shitty neck tat shitty music

That’s Tatiana from Jinjer.  She’s amazing 

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29 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

That’s Tatiana from Jinjer.  She’s amazing 

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13 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Arkansas currently leads for the massive IOL

So their RPM thing is a worthless lagging indicator

A soothsayer bids you beware the ides of arch.

23 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

Interesting....generally only tweets when something big is going to happen.

Damn I started following them years ago and haven't seen much action since 247 started. I wondered if anyone still managed that account 

That account doesn't tweet much.. he last used that crystal ball gif last July 20th...

 

maybe it's Cook?

 

* looked back to the commitment dates.. only committed players after that 7/20 tweet was Derrick Brown on 7/31

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I don’t think anyone knows when arch will commit. Unless he gives out a day. If it’s random then everyone will know at the same time.

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Manning is on the clock

All eyes are on the nation’s No. 1 player Manning after finishing up his summer official visits last weekend with a trip back to Texas. Sources close to the Manning camp believe that a decision is on the way and that he’s “on the clock.” Throughout Manning’s recruitment, one theme has been patience — and over the next few weeks, he’s expected to go over what’s next with members of his family and those important to the decision. Manning has and will continue to remain calculated in his approach — and for now, a decision is expected at some point this summer.

Georgia and Texas are the two teams that appear at the forefront. Manning has given plenty of consideration to not only his relationships with the coaching staffs but long-term stability, possible roster construction as well as life outside of football. Despite a commitment from quarterback Eli Holstein, Alabama remains very much still in play, sources tell On3. Things are expected to pick up quickly in the near future.

 

 

11 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Seems like a big decision could’ve been made…

 

Who is the kid next to Arch? Cousin? Brother? Poolboy? Make a wish kid?

3 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Who is the kid next to Arch? Cousin? Brother? Poolboy? Make a wish kid?

That is Heid, Arch's brother and the starting C at Newman.

18 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Who is the kid next to Arch? Cousin? Brother? Poolboy? Make a wish kid?

 

 

That's two-time Super Bowl MVP Eli Manning!  Sheesh!

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Thiefery said:

That account doesn't tweet much.. he last used that crystal ball gif last July 20th...

 

maybe it's Cook?

 

* looked back to the commitment dates.. only committed players after that 7/20 tweet was Derrick Brown on 7/31

The next day, July 21, news broke that Texas and OU had reached out about joining the SEC.

Also a lot of long @closetojumping screeds around that date. Maybe ctj is recruitocosm 👀👀?

21 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

That is Heid, Arch's brother and the starting C at Newman.

I thought it may have been that kid that Peyton was drilling with the football in the SNL skit years ago. 

1 minute ago, The Beast said:

OL

Yah, he might be punning with "big recruit."

9 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

 

3 minutes ago, The Beast said:

OL

 

2 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Yah, he might be punning with "big recruit."

I choose to believe it’s Arch and I will be in the bunker until Monday.

48 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

That is Heid, Arch's brother and the starting C at Newman.

Heid?

1 hour ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Seems like a big decision could’ve been made…

 

 

59 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Not white enough.

Know how I know you don't shop at Eddie Bauer?

1 hour ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Seems like a big decision could’ve been made…

 

 

26 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

FWIW - Wells thinks this is not football related.  Any basketball F/C's about to commit or visited recently?

5 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

FWIW - Wells thinks this is not football related.  Any basketball F/C's about to commit or visited recently?

Don't know where Justin heard that

Just now, Big Woodrows said:

Boom

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Coming home to Texas, all the way to Austin Texas baby

5 minutes ago, OnAComputer said:

Don't know where Justin heard that

Tell us more. We can keep secrets. 

14 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I choose to believe.

 

13 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Cook

Why not Both?

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