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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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    I know it feels like cool shit is happening, but Surly needs to gear all the fucking way up. Big big things coming. Let’s.Fucking.Go!

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Walk on from westlake. Hosted arch on official.

Texas has nailed down its offense. They need to ensure that defense is going to improve significantly too. LB, DL and coach/scheme are still the question marks IMO going into 2022. If Sark can the ensure defense is on the same positive path as the offense, this program is headed back the right direction, big time. And just in time, before A&M and the SEC make life more difficult.

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14 minutes ago, Ravishing Rick said:

But Mr Owens, you just committed yesterday!

I knew this was coming!!!! LFG!!!!!

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Hamilton says he'll be putting in a prediction for Cedric Baxter to Texas soon

Supposedly Gerry’s about to put rpm in for Baxter to the good guys

41 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Breaking news: Quinn Ewers enters transfer portal for 2nd time.

FWIW, I thought this was pretty funny. QE could retire as a multi-millionaire without ever seeing the field again.

18 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

This is the most optimistic post you've ever made. The world is changing right before my eyes.

Who's got the link for him? Y'all know what I'm talking about. @closetojumping's famous "Do you realize how good we've got it?" post that most observers believe was the catalyst for his pessimistic turn.

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Gerry - Best Class Scenario WITH Arch:

 

The Texas Longhorns have landed the No. 1-ranked prospect in the On3 Consensus Arch Manning, and now have a clear path to a top 5 class.

With Manning in the fold, along with seven other commitments, Inside Texas Texas takes a look at the Longhorns best class scenario. A class that would provide Steve Sarkisian and staff back-to-back top 5 classes.

This best class scenario is made up of 29 players, including 22 members of the On3 Consensus top 300. All 29 will not be in the class, but a combination of the numbers gets Texas a second straight top 5 class.

Texas Longhorns best class scenario

QB Arch Manning, New Orleans (La.) Isidore Newman

On3 Consensus: No. 1 (5-star)

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RB Cedric Baxter Jr., Orlando (Fla.) Edgewater

On3 Consensus: No. 43

The competition: Florida, Miami, Texas A&M and Alabama

RB Tre Wisner, DeSoto (Texas) High

On3 Consensus: No. 295

#AllGasNoBrakes

WR Johntay Cook II, DeSoto (Texas) High

On3 Consensus: No. 32 

The competition: Texas A&M, Oregon, Michigan

WR Jaquaize Pettaway, Houston (Texas) Langham Creek

On3 Consensus: No. 62

The competition: Oklahoma

WR Ryan Niblett, Houston (Texas) Eisenhower

On3 Consensus: No. 70

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WR Jaden Greathouse, Austin (Texas) Westlake

On3 Consensus: No. 127

The competition: Notre Dame

WR Mikal Harrison-Pilot, Temple (Texas) High

On3 Consensus: No. 151

The competition: California, Oklahoma, Houston

TE Will Randle, New Orleans (La.) Isidore Newman

On3 Consensus: No. 512 

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TE Spencer Shannon, Santa Ana (Calif.) Mater Dei

On3 Consensus: No. 654

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OT Zalance Heard, Monroe (La.) Neville

On3 Consensus: No. 59

The competition: LSU and Nebraska

OT Jaydon Chatman, Killeen (Texas) Harker Heights

On3 Consensus: No. 292

The competition: Oklahoma, LSU, Texas A&M

OT Trevor Goosby, Melissa (Texas) High

On3 Consensus: No. 459

The competition: TCU verbal 

IOL Connor Stroh, Frisco (Texas) Wakeland

On3 Consensus: No. 477

The competition: Texas A&M

IOL Andre Cojoe, Mansfield (Texas) Timberview

On3 Consensus: No. 704

The competition: TCU

DL Markis Deal, Garland (Texas) Naaman Forest

On3 Consensus: No. 88 

The competition: Georgia, TCU, Arkansas and USC

DL Hunter Osborne, Trussville (Ala.) Hewitt-Trussville

On3 Consensus: No. 108 

The competition: Clemson, Tennessee, Alabama

DL Dylan Spencer, Houston (Texas) C.E. King

On3 Consensus: No. 250

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DL Terrance Green, Cypress (texas) Cy Woods

On3 Consensus: No. 271

The competition: Oregon and Michigan State

EDGE Braylan Shelby, Friendswood (Texas) High

On3 Consensus: No. 186

The competition: USC, and maybe Texas A&M

EDGE Billy Walton, Dallas (Texas) South Oak Cliff

On3 Consensus: No. 681

The competition: Oklahoma State verbal

LB/EDGE Derion Gullette, Marlin (Texas) High

On3 Consensus: No. 121

The competition: Texas A&M, Alabama and Ohio State

LB Anthony Hill, Denton (Texas) Ryan

On3 Consensus: No. 14

The competition: Texas A&M, Oklahoma, Alabama and maybe USC

LB S’Maje Burrell, Fort Worth (Texas) North Crowley

On3 Consensus: No. 230

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LB Liona Lefau, Kahuku (Hi.) High

On3 Consensus: No. 339 

The competition: Oregon and maybe Utah

S Jamel Johnson, Arlington (Texas) Seguin

On3 Consensus: No. 191

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N/CB/S Javien Toviano, Arlington (Texas) Martin

On3 Consensus: No. 28

The competition: Texas A&M, Georgia, LSU

CB/N Jordan Matthews, Baton Rouge (La.) Woodlawn

On3 Consensus: No. 131

The competition: Alabama 

CB Malik Muhammad, Dallas (Texas) South Oak Cliff

On3 Consensus: No. 50 

The competition: Texas A&M, and maybe Alabama 

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1 minute ago, Big Woodrows said:

Hamilton says he'll be putting in a prediction for Cedric Baxter to Texas soon

Damn you mean to tell me Owens may have lost his spot !??!!?? 
 

AHH Welll!!!!! 
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28 minutes ago, D3zii said:

This shit has shattered the internet!!!! 
 

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He's right, but fuck RJ

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31 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I know it feels like cool shit is happening, but Surly needs to gear all the fucking way up. Big big things coming. Let’s.Fucking.Go!

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56 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

 

who know that Michael Taaffe would be this important when he came on board as a PWO?! get this man on scholarship!

32 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I know it feels like cool shit is happening, but Surly needs to gear all the fucking way up. Big big things coming. Let’s.Fucking.Go!

None of this one yard line ole' bullshit...

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1 hour ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

This feels a little bit like the Chris Simms commitment with regard to the trajectory of the program. At least I hope so. That was a game changer. 

Oh, it will be. Trust me. 

1 minute ago, NoName said:

who know that Michael Taaffe would be this important when he came on board as a PWO?! get this man on scholarship!

Fuck that. Get him an NIL deal with Folgers because coffee is for closers. 

Of course this all went down as soon as I got into the car for a lunch meeting. What a huge moment for Texas and 10 year old me who's first favorite football player was Peyton Manning. 

4 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Of course this all went down as soon as I got into the car for a lunch meeting. What a huge moment for Texas and 10 year old me who's first favorite football player was Peyton Manning. 

Well get yo ass out and get back in!!!!! E need another commit!!!!  

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This commitment could also push the collectives to a new level. The snow ball just got pushed down the mountain boys. This is just the beginning.

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Gerry just said that David Hicks family has reached out to Texas already.

 

 

@closetojumping tell me what to do....

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Who is David Hicks?  

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Who is David Hicks?  

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