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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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    I know it feels like cool shit is happening, but Surly needs to gear all the fucking way up. Big big things coming. Let’s.Fucking.Go!

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22 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Of course this all went down as soon as I got into the car for a lunch meeting. What a huge moment for Texas and 10 year old me who's first favorite football player was Peyton Manning. 

10 year olds driving to lunch meetings? Fucking millennials 

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About a year ago we had the discussion on here about who you would rather have: a transfer from Ewers or Arch.  I voted Arch because I thought the perception bump for the program would be unprecedented (and today is doing nothing to change my mind there) but I honestly had more faith in Ewers on the field.

The fact that we get both is honestly hard to comprehend.

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Roach/Standish CBs in for Harrison-Pilot and Jonah Wilson

Sorry, 5 stars only

(KIDDING MIKAL AND JONAH, COME ON DOWN)

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Gerry just said that David Hicks family has reached out to Texas already.
 
 
[mention=429]closetojumping[/mention] tell me what to do....

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To see if we’ll beat aggys offer?

What is the opposite of doom scrolling? Because that’s apparently what I’m going to be doing the rest of the day in lieu of actual work. 

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8 minutes ago, OnAComputer said:

no

What are we even not paying you for, then?

30 minutes ago, OB3 said:

@OnAComputer explain yourself

I'll give yall one. Texas, Michigan, Cal. Happy hunting

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35 minutes ago, Nope said:

 

Gotta be able to laugh at yourself!

I'm going to be useless at work now.... probably tomorrow too. 

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Just now, Duane Moore said:

Harrison-Pilot

Visiting Cal this weekend.   Offered by Michigan and visited Texas last weekend.

3 minutes ago, OnAComputer said:

Texas, Michigan, Cal. Happy hunting

= TMC, turner media corporation.

It's Tyler Turner.  Too obvious.

5 minutes ago, OnAComputer said:

Texas, Michigan, Cal. Happy hunting

what? no lottery numbers?! you could at least Higdon it up a little more!!

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Actually decent question by someone who watches Louisiana HSFB

 

 

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11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Roach/Standish CBs in for Harrison-Pilot and Jonah Wilson

WOOOOOOAH!!!! Lets hold off on settling. It is still happy hour. 

6 minutes ago, CoachEmUp64 said:

I'm going to be useless at work now.... probably tomorrow too. 

 

Oooh ... quite the humblebrag, on the Surl.

 

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Actually decent question by someone who watches Louisiana HSFB

 

Sounds like a bitch that’s been spurned.

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Actually decent question by someone who watches Louisiana HSFB

 

I’m sure he’s overrated….but who fucking cares?!

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Actually decent question by someone who watches Louisiana HSFB

 

Lotta 1 v 1 matchups

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

I’m sure he’s overrated….but who fucking cares?!

Right, who cares right now. Perception is reality and the perception is he is the best player in the country and one of the highest rated recruits of all time.

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I’m sure he’s overrated….but who fucking cares?!

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Has gained 20k+ followers, 100k+ likes on his tweet, 25k+ retweets. Insane. Fox News, NFL official account, Washington Post, and so many national/international sites posting about it.

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Bet you whatever you want if Ewers goes down he’s the guy. Almost like there’s a nuance that I was explicitly talking about while acknowledging he might end up with a red shirt because of the new rules. 

There's a phrase for that too. It's called "Burning a Red Shirt." Almost like there's explicit framework that's been existence for several decades now in college football vernacular to describe what's happening here, or what happens in your scenario. So again, you can call it whatever you want. But he's red-shirting. And if there is an injury and he burns his shirt, so be it. But your initial premise was based on the concept that red-shirt means jack shit because he won't be here that long...which is ironic since you just cited injuries as a reason he might play early. That door swings both ways, as he could get injured and set his own timeline back. Classifications matter for a reason. 

42 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

#1 class incoming?

Just heard cash register opening in Collie Station….

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2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I’m sure he’s overrated….but who fucking cares?!

He could be a career backup and this would still be a huge pick up for Texas.

Having the Manning name means he will inherently be overrated. But, if he’s a mid 4 star talent with possibly the highest pull ability of any recruit ever I’m pretty good with that still.

13 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Visiting Cal this weekend.   Offered by Michigan and visited Texas last weekend.

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30 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Gerry just said that David Hicks family has reached out to Texas already.

 

 

@closetojumping tell me what to do....

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David Hicks is pretty exciting. If Tom Hicks was reaching out to the Longhorn Foundation and his bank, though, all smiles.

20 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Niblett, Cook, Harrison-Pilot, Wilson, and either a Hale/Brown?

Brown would be insane, but I would think more likely Hale. 

Also, I bet Evan Stewart feels like a boob. 

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Just now, Vertigo said:

Brown would be insane, but I would think more likely Hale. 

Also, I bet Evan Stewart feels like a boob. 

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13 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

 

Sorry, we are busy with taking commitments from 5 stars and high 4 stars at the moment. Circle back in a week or two.

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Having the Manning name means he will inherently be overrated. But, if he’s a mid 4 star talent with possibly the highest pull ability of any recruit ever I’m pretty good with that still.

Regardless of where he is right now as a player, his mental eval is absolutely elite. The way he went through this process is the way he will prepare. Like Peyton late in his career, he will be able to win games with his mind even if his physical talent doesn't quite live up to ridiculous expectations.  

3 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Brown would be insane, but I would think more likely Hale. 

Also, I bet Evan Stewart feels like a boob. 

Nobody’s off-limits now!!! 

 

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