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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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44 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

It’s a profession where having a terrible take is more valued than having no take at all. 

It works,  look where it got Skip Bayless. 

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4 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

I’m not questioning your intel but I’d love to hear the logic that led to ATM being the compromise between ND and Oregon/Miami, for a kid from Katy. 

I would question you if you didn't question my intel lol. Dad likes tradition, golden domers, loves south bend. Kid likes cool uni's and bright lights.  But dad shops his kid and A&M is close to home, etc etc

16 hours ago, ArchManning said:

What do I gotta do to get an NIL deal from y’all?

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2 hours ago, Junior Bonner said:
2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

 

You fucking people. 

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I think he might mean it more like:

 

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24 minutes ago, CoachEmUp64 said:

I would question you if you didn't question my intel lol. Dad likes tradition, golden domers, loves south bend. Kid likes cool uni's and bright lights.  But dad shops his kid and A&M is close to home, etc etc

Odd. A&M has the least tradition or history among all the schools mentioned. 

9 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Odd. A&M has the least tradition or history among all the schools mentioned. 

Oh there’s tradition. It’s just really, really homoerotic.

 

 

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1 hour ago, Speedway said:

How does Manning's commitment effect the following list?

 

OFFENSE (12)

Quarterback (1)

1.      Arch Manning Isidore Newman (New Orleans, LA) 6-4 215 98.65 ***** TEXAS

Running Back (2)         

2.       Rueben Owens El Campo (El Campo, TX) 6-0 200 95.30 **** Louisville

3.       Cedric Baxter Jr. Edgewater (Orlando, FL) 6-1 205 94.67 ****

4.      Tre Wisner Connally (Waco, TX) 5-11 181 89.75 **** TEXAS

5.       Cameron Cook Stony Point (Round Rock, TX) 5-10 180 89.75 ****

6.       Javin Simpkins Norland (Miami, FL) 5-8 175 89.35 ****

A’Marion Peterson, Quentin Joyner, Kedrick Reescano

Wide Receiver (3)

7.       Jalen Brown Gulliver Prep (Miami, FL) 6-1 160 95.80 ****

8.       Johntay Cook II DeSoto (DeSoto, TX) 6-0 171 95.30 ****

9.       Jaquaize Pettaway Langham Creek (Houston, TX) 5-11 170 93.92 ****

10.   Ryan Niblett Aldine Eisenhower (Houston, TX) 6-0170 93.58 **** TEXAS

11.   Jalen Hale Longview (Longview, TX) 6-1 173 93.52 ****

12.   Braylon James Stony Point (Round Rock, TX) 6-3 174 91.80 **** Notre Dame

13.   Jaden Greathouse Westlake (Austin, TX) 6-2 219 92.00 ****

14.   Jonah Wilson Dekaney (Houston, TX) 6-2 200 90.17 ****

15.   Kyle Parker Lovejoy (Lucas, TX) 5-1 1175 86.70 ***

Anthony Evans

Tight End (2)

16.   Lafayette Kaiuway Sam Houston (Arlington, TX) 6-5 215 88.03 *** TCU

17.   Will Randle Isidore Newman (New Orleans, LA) 6-4 220 88.00 *** TEXAS

18.   Connor Cox The Bolles School (Jacksonville, FL) 6-5 225 87.00 ***

19.   Spencer Shannon Mater Dei (Santa Ana, CA) 6-7 230 87.00 *** TEXAS

Offensive Line (4)

20.   Zalance Heard Neville (Monroe, LA) 6-5.5 305 94.00 ****

21.   Harris Sewell Permian (Odessa, TX) 6-4 302 93.25 ****

22.   Markis Deal Naaman Forest (Garland, TX) 6-4 280 92.85 ****

23.   Isaiah Robinson Lamar (Arlington, TX) 6-7 278 90.92 ****

24.   Ian Reed Vandegrift (Austin, TX) 6-6 290 90.67 **** Clemson

25.   Terrance Green Cy Woods (Cypress, TX) 6-5.5 275 90.00 ****

26.   Jaydon Chatman Harker Heights (Harker Heights, TX) 6-4 285 89.78 ****

27.   Connor Stroh Wakeland (Frisco, TX) 6-7 345 88.25 ***

28.   Andre Cojoe Mansfield Timberview (Arlington, TX) 6-6 334 86.67 ***

Jarren Wood, TJ Shanahan, Chase Bisontis, Zay Alexander, Francis Mauigoa, Vysen Lang, Malachi Breland, Narado Stoker

 

DEFENSE (14)

Edge (3)

1.       Derion Gullette Marlin (Marlin, TX) 6-3 225 92.13 ****

2.       Desmond Umeozulu C.H. Flowers (Up. Marlboro, MD) 6-6 222 91.20 ****

3.       Colton Vasek Westlake (Austin, TX) 6-6 225 91.05 ****

4.       Braylan Shelby Friendswood (Friendswood, TX) 6-5 225 91.03 ****

5.       Brad Spence Klein Forest (Houston, TX) 6-3 215 87.33 ***

6.       Billy Walton South Oak Cliff (Dallas, TX) 6-3220 86.83 *** Oklahoma St

Matayo Uiagalelei, Tausili Akana, Bai Jobe, Princewill Umanmielen, Tre Williams

Defensive Line (3)

7.       David Hicks Allen (Allen, TX) 6-4 270 97.47 *****

8.       Avion Carter Tascosa (Amarillo, TX) 6-3 252 91.20 **** TCU

9.      Dylan Spencer C.E. King (Houston, TX) 6-4 241 90.20 **** TEXAS

10.   Ashton Porter Cy Ranch (Cypress, TX) 6-3 236 90.17 **** Northwestern

11.   Ansel Nedore Round Rock (Round Rock, TX) 6-3 255 89.33 ****

12.   My'Keil Gardner Liberty (Peoria, AZ) 6-3 287 88.67 ***

13.   Samu Taumanupepe Atascocita (Humble, TX) DL 6-3 375 87.00 ***

Jordan Renaud, Sydir Mitchell, Trey Wilson, Enow Etta

Linebacker (3)

14.   Anthony Hill Ryan (Denton, TX) 6-2 228 96.83 *****

15.   S’Maje Burrell North Crowley (Fort Worth, TX) 6-1 215 90.42 **** TEXAS

16.   Liona Lefau Kahuku (Kahuku, HI) 6-1 211 89.28 ****

17.   Jayven Anderson North Shore (Houston, TX) 6-1210 84.50 ***

Kennon Loftin, Johnathan Hall, Liona Lefau, Corey Kelly, Kylan Salter, Bryson Washington, Caleb Otlewski

Cornerback (2)

18.   Malik Muhammad South Oak Cliff (Dallas, TX) 5-11 169 94.42 ****

19.   Bravion Rogers La Grange (La Grange, TX) 6-0 175 95.00 **** a&m

20.   Jayvon Thomas South Oak Cliff (Dallas, TX) 5-11 170 93.25 **** a&m

21.   Jordan Matthews Woodlawn (Baton Rouge, LA) 6-1 175 91.97 ****

Rodrick Pleasant, TayShawn Wilson, Jasiah Wagoner, Chance Rucker, Vernon Glover, Jaylon Braxton, Jacoby Davis

Safety (2)

22.   Javien Toviano Martin (Arlington, TX) 6-1 185 95.50 ****

23.   Derek Williams Westgate (New Iberia, LA) 6-3 185 95.38 ****

24.   Dalton Brooks Shiner (Shiner, TX) 6-1 175 93.50 ****

25.   Jamel Johnson Seguin (Arlington, TX) 6-1 174 90.95 **** TEXAS

26.   Tyler Turner William J. Brennan (San Antonio, TX) 6-0 180 88.80 *** Oregon

27.   Johnathan Hall Katy (Katy, TX) 6-1 200 87.00 ***

Makari Vickers, Deldrick Madison, Daniel Demery, Braxton Myers, Jordan Sanford, Devin McCuin, Javeon Wilcox

Athlete (1)

28.   Mikal Harrison-Pilot Temple (Temple, TX) 6-0 190 91.70 ****

29.   John Randle Jr. Heights (Wichita, KS) 6-0 180 89.85 ****

30.   Jamaal Shaw West Orange-Stark (Orange, TX) 6-1 180 89.00 ****

Anthony White

Special Teams (1)

Punter (1)

1.       Tyler White Carroll Senior (Southlake, TX) 6-5 200 80.00 *** a&m

 

 

 

this list is missing duce robinson. 

Would Texas take 3 Tight Ends even if one was Duce Robinson?

Edited by Speedway

1 hour ago, Duane Moore said:

I’m not questioning your intel but I’d love to hear the logic that led to ATM being the compromise between ND and Oregon/Miami, for a kid from Katy. 

Not really from Katy, just happened to move to that school recently. Was last at Allen and maybe one other school prior to that. 

15 minutes ago, Speedway said:

Would Texas take 3 Tight Ends even if one was Duce Robinson?

is this a serious question?

54 minutes ago, Speedway said:

Would Texas take 3 Tight Ends even if one was Duce Robinson?

Burton says yes due to the amount of 12 personnel we'll run

2 hours ago, CoachEmUp64 said:

Dad likes ND and son likes Oregon/Miami... the compromise was A&M, until now. Arch changed things. This one will go down to the wire tho.

One of the 9.95ers had previously said he had a bad visit to Texas last year.

1 minute ago, Codaxx said:

i have to be honest, that made me a little uncomfortable. 

Love is love, dude. ❤️💕💙

1 minute ago, The Beast said:

Where does this guy fit in on our defense?

Vasek with a lower floor/higher ceiling.

3 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

Love is love, dude. ❤️💕💙

Not really.  A pimp’s love is very different from that of a square.

19 hours ago, The Deuce said:

I have a rule to not drink while away on jobs (oil field work, and past issues have occurred ). I’ve been away and sober since 7/1/21 while currently in New Mexico on a job. Today…….. we celebrate. 0771E47A-7472-4A8D-BA61-9F4E92B9D651.thumb.jpeg.f4a92eee387f97297e65af3c6ed07233.jpeg

Only on the shag does a post about falling off the wagon get so much rep.

 

30 minutes ago, texifornia said:

"So is this thing commitable or not?"

I bet it is - 6'2" 240 and he seems to move well enough at middle linebacker.

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1 hour ago, Speedway said:

Would Texas take 3 Tight Ends even if one was Duce Robinson?

We were told not to worry about the numbers 

 

34 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Vasek with a lower floor/higher ceiling.

Vasek’s ceiling is pretty damn high if he adds good weight. 

26 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Only on the shag does a post about falling off the wagon get so much rep.

 

Yeah, I don’t really read that post as falling off the wagon though. Sounds like he drinks, but avoids drinking when he’s out of town for work. Doesn’t seem like grabbing a margarita to celebrate even though he was out of town for work is a big deal….cue a post asking for bail money from the wreath fund in 5 4 3 2 1….

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2 hours ago, Atticus said:

Not really from Katy, just happened to move to that school recently. Was last at Allen and maybe one other school prior to that. 

The other school prior to that was Katy Morton Ranch where he played his first two years of HS. 

1 minute ago, Ravishing Rick said:

The other school prior to that was Katy Morton Ranch where he played his first two years of HS. 

What's up with bouncing around high schools so much?

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

What's up with bouncing around high schools so much?

His dad’s a coach

51 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Not really.  A pimp’s love is very different from that of a square.

A Pimp Named Slickback approves - A Pimp Named Slickback | Meme Generator

added Duce Robinson, Dylan Rogers

Paker is committed to LSU

OFFENSE (13)

Quarterback (1)

1.      Arch Manning Isidore Newman (New Orleans, LA) 6-4 215 98.65 ***** TEXAS

Running Back (2)         

2.       Rueben Owens El Campo (El Campo, TX) 6-0 200 95.30 **** Louisville

3.       Cedric Baxter Jr. Edgewater (Orlando, FL) 6-1 205 94.67 ****

4.      Tre Wisner Connally (Waco, TX) 5-11 181 89.75 **** TEXAS

5.       Cameron Cook Stony Point (Round Rock, TX) 5-10 180 89.75 ****

6.       Javin Simpkins Norland (Miami, FL) 5-8 175 89.35 ****

A’Marion Peterson, Quentin Joyner, Kedrick Reescano

 

Wide Receiver (3)

7.       Jalen Brown Gulliver Prep (Miami, FL) 6-1 160 95.80 ****

8.       Johntay Cook II DeSoto (DeSoto, TX) 6-0 171 95.30 ****

9.      Jaquaize Pettaway Langham Creek (Houston, TX) 5-11 170 93.92 ****

10.   Ryan Niblett Aldine Eisenhower (Houston, TX) 6-0170 93.58 **** TEXAS

11.   Jalen Hale Longview (Longview, TX) 6-1 173 93.52 ****

12.   Jaden Greathouse Westlake (Austin, TX) 6-2 219 92.00 ****

13.   Braylon James Stony Point (Round Rock, TX) 6-3 174 91.80 **** Notre Dame

14.   Jonah Wilson Dekaney (Houston, TX) 6-2 200 90.17 ****

15.   Kyle Parker Lovejoy (Lucas, TX) 5-1 1175 86.70 *** LSU

Anthony Evans

Tight End (3)

16.   Duce Robinson Pinnacle (Phoenix, AZ) 6-6 230 95.80 *****

17.   Lafayette Kaiuway Sam Houston (Arlington, TX) 6-5 215 88.03 *** TCU

18.   Will Randle Isidore Newman (New Orleans, LA) 6-4 220 88.00 *** TEXAS

19.   Connor Cox The Bolles School (Jacksonville, FL) 6-5 225 87.00 ***

20.   Spencer Shannon Mater Dei (Santa Ana, CA) 6-7 230 87.00 *** TEXAS

Offensive Line (4)

21.   Zalance Heard Neville (Monroe, LA) 6-5.5 305 94.00 ****

22.   Harris Sewell Permian (Odessa, TX) 6-4 302 93.25 ****

23.   Markis Deal Naaman Forest (Garland, TX) 6-4 280 92.85 ****

24.   Isaiah Robinson Lamar (Arlington, TX) 6-7 278 90.92 ****

25.   Ian Reed Vandegrift (Austin, TX) 6-6 290 90.67 **** Clemson

26.   Terrance Green Cy Woods (Cypress, TX) 6-5.5 275 90.00 ****

27.   Jaydon Chatman Harker Heights (Harker Heights, TX) 6-4 285 89.78 ****

28.   Connor Stroh Wakeland (Frisco, TX) 6-7 345 88.25 ***

29.   Andre Cojoe Mansfield Timberview (Arlington, TX) 6-6 334 86.67 ***

Jarren Wood, TJ Shanahan, Chase Bisontis, Zay Alexander, Francis Mauigoa, Vysen Lang, Malachi Breland, Narado Stoker

 

DEFENSE (14)

Edge (3)

1.       Derion Gullette Marlin (Marlin, TX) 6-3 225 92.13 ****

2.       Desmond Umeozulu C.H. Flowers (Up. Marlboro, MD) 6-6 222 91.20 ****

3.       Colton Vasek Westlake (Austin, TX) 6-6 225 91.05 ****

4.       Braylan Shelby Friendswood (Friendswood, TX) 6-5 225 91.03 ****

5.       Brad Spence Klein Forest (Houston, TX) 6-3 215 87.33 ***

6.       Billy Walton South Oak Cliff (Dallas, TX) 6-3220 86.83 *** Oklahoma St

Matayo Uiagalelei, Tausili Akana, Bai Jobe, Princewill Umanmielen, Tre Williams

Defensive Line (3)

7.       David Hicks Allen (Allen, TX) 6-4 270 97.47 *****

8.      Avion Carter Tascosa (Amarillo, TX) 6-3 252 91.20 **** TCU

9.       Dylan Spencer C.E. King (Houston, TX) 6-4 241 90.20 **** TEXAS

10.   Ashton Porter Cy Ranch (Cypress, TX) 6-3 236 90.17 **** Northwestern

11.   Ansel Nedore Round Rock (Round Rock, TX) 6-3 255 89.33 ****

12.   My'Keil Gardner Liberty (Peoria, AZ) 6-3 287 88.67 ***

13.   Samu Taumanupepe Atascocita (Humble, TX) DL 6-3 375 87.00 ***

Jordan Renaud, Sydir Mitchell, Trey Wilson, Enow Etta

Linebacker (3)

14.   Anthony Hill Ryan (Denton, TX) 6-2 228 96.83 *****

15.   S’Maje Burrell North Crowley (Fort Worth, TX) 6-1 215 90.42 **** TEXAS

16.   Liona Lefau Kahuku (Kahuku, HI) 6-1 211 89.28 ****

17.   Dylan Rogers Cy Woods (Cypress, TX) 6-2 205 88.00 ***

18.   Jayven Anderson North Shore (Houston, TX) 6-1210 84.50 ***

Kennon Loftin, Johnathan Hall, Liona Lefau, Corey Kelly, Kylan Salter, Bryson Washington, Caleb Otlewski

Cornerback (2)

19.   Malik Muhammad South Oak Cliff (Dallas, TX) 5-11 169 94.42 ****

20.   Bravion Rogers La Grange (La Grange, TX) 6-0 175 95.00 **** a&m

21.   Jayvon Thomas South Oak Cliff (Dallas, TX) 5-11 170 93.25 **** a&m

22.   Jordan Matthews Woodlawn (Baton Rouge, LA) 6-1 175 91.97 ****

Rodrick Pleasant, TayShawn Wilson, Jasiah Wagoner, Chance Rucker, Vernon Glover, Jaylon Braxton, Jacoby Davis

Safety (2)

23.   Javien Toviano Martin (Arlington, TX) 6-1 185 95.50 ****

24.   Derek Williams Westgate (New Iberia, LA) 6-3 185 95.38 ****

25.   Dalton Brooks Shiner (Shiner, TX) 6-1 175 93.50 ****

26.   Jamel Johnson Seguin (Arlington, TX) 6-1 174 90.95 **** TEXAS

27.   Tyler Turner William J. Brennan (San Antonio, TX) 6-0 180 88.80 *** Oregon

28.   Johnathan Hall Katy (Katy, TX) 6-1 200 87.00 ***

Makari Vickers, Deldrick Madison, Daniel Demery, Braxton Myers, Jordan Sanford, Devin McCuin, Javeon Wilcox

Athlete (1)

29.   Mikal Harrison-Pilot Temple (Temple, TX) 6-0 190 91.70 ****

30.   John Randle Jr. Heights (Wichita, KS) 6-0 180 89.85 ****

31.   Jamaal Shaw West Orange-Stark (Orange, TX) 6-1 180 89.00 ****

Anthony White

Special Teams (1)

Punter (1)

1.       Tyler White Carroll Senior (Southlake, TX) 6-5 200 80.00 *** a&m

 

 Which of the above does Manning's commitment help the most?

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Just now, Jabberwocky said:

Was committed to aggie and has a Texas offer I think.

He knows damn well he don't wanna go to Washington 

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