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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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4 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Oh for sure, July and August are great.  They other 10 months?  Fuck that shit ( I lived there for a few years)

I'm only happy when it rains.

 

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I think it's time to change our thread title to "Jimbo never called."Screenshot_20220624-182309_Twitter.thumb.jpg.f3abe91579dd824b8634b10c2a2521c8.jpg

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23 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

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My old eyes made the F and The I look like a A for some reason at first glance.  Thought this was a gay porno movie poster. NTTAWWT.

29 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Wonder if its MHP. Dude said "if arch manning commits I'll commit on the spot."

I remember when Evan Stewart said if Texas joins the SEC he would commit on the spot 

3 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

I remember when Evan Stewart said if Texas joins the SEC he would commit on the spot 

Stop being a cunt and drink the koolaid.

8 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

I think it's time to change our thread title to "Jimbo never called."Screenshot_20220624-182309_Twitter.thumb.jpg.f3abe91579dd824b8634b10c2a2521c8.jpg

He was told not to bother with calling. So…yes, he’s right.

9 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

I think it's time to change our thread title to "Jimbo never called."Screenshot_20220624-182309_Twitter.thumb.jpg.f3abe91579dd824b8634b10c2a2521c8.jpg

Tells me Jimbo is an even bigger moron than I thought he was. 

5 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Stop being a cunt and drink the koolaid.

Motto worthy

34 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

 

Not sure why he’s got the Houston skyline in the background, unless it’s an Easter egg.  calculator. 

4 minutes ago, Ravishing Rick said:

Not sure why he’s got the Houston skyline in the background, unless it’s an Easter egg.  calculator. 

Hayes is bad at cut and paste. 

15 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Stop being a cunt and drink the koolaid.

He was confused by "Texas Aggies" on all their shit. 

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Nothing says happy hour quite like a Daddy98 special ... 

 

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1 minute ago, Getafix said:

 

Nothing says happy hour quite like a Daddy98 special ... 

 

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What language is that 

3 minutes ago, SarksJuggs said:

What language is that 

 

C++

 

46 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

 

I suppose not. Though you were lying about what he said

My bad, he did say Cal, not Oregon. It’s why I thought he was hinting at MHP at the time. 

17 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Nothing says happy hour quite like a Daddy98 special ... 

 

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Is he drunk? 

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16 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Nothing says happy hour quite like a Daddy98 special ... 

 

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"We are trying to win an NC." 😂

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1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Is he drunk? 

Well, you don’t have to be sober to sell car insurance to other ags, that’s for sure. 

7 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

"We are trying to win an NC." 😂

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“If you ain’t cheating, you ain’t trying.” - Daddy98

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2 hours ago, cdain3 said:

Hudson said Fanatic Perspectives channel that he's healing faster than they expected and will probably play this year.

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He tore his ACL last week I thought. 

All i see/hear is some nobody trying to elevate themselves by associating himself with the largest name/headline of the day.  

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

CB for Connor Stroh to Texas from Hudson


What 3-4 are we targeting? 

51 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

CB for Connor Stroh to Texas from Roach

Did I miss the commitment?

52 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

CB for Connor Stroh to Texas from Roach

Aggy OL recruiting this year is puzzling.  Sewell seems to be headed to Clemson and Georgia smoke is around Shanahan.  Wouldn't be surprised if recruits don't like Addazio.

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

Aggy OL recruiting this year is puzzling.  Sewell seems to be headed to Clemson and Georgia smoke is around Shanahan.  Wouldn't be surprised if recruits don't like Addazio.

Wasnt it Sewell who told us no thanks recently? I think the buzz was a bad visit? I don't remember.

16 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Wasnt it Sewell who told us no thanks recently? I think the buzz was a bad visit? I don't remember.

Sewell wants to go to a small ‘college town’. Had no interest in Austin. 

So far this cycle I’ve heard a lot about the recruiting efforts of Choice and Marion (which is great to see the younger coaches get after it). Obviously Sark just hit his grand slam, however, I haven’t heard much about our “Ace” Jeff Banks. Who is he zeroing in on?

Just now, MH BEVO said:

So far this cycle I’ve heard a lot about the recruiting efforts of Choice and Marion (which is great to see the younger coaches get after it). Obviously Sark just hit his grand slam, however, I haven’t heard much about our “Ace” Jeff Banks. Who is he zeroing in on?

He’s landed two players at his position….

Banks’ best quality is he can assist on pretty much any recruitment. Has a lot of connections and relationships built.

4 hours ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

Bold move cotton

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502 is the louisville area code and his way of showing love to the people back home.

37 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

502 is the louisville area code and his way of showing love to the people back home.

…you shittin me, clark?

49 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

What in the actual fuck is going on here. Did Terry Price venture into surf n turf?

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What in the actual fuck is going on here. Did Terry Price venture into surf n turf?

Even my wife can cook and plate better than this shit.
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52 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

When did Aggy hire Lincoln Riley as head chef?

Give aggy a break, y’all. That particular Cracker Barrel is actually the finest restaurant in College Station. 

1 hour ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

When did the Shit @Vic Mackey’s Friends Post on FB thread get moved to the recruiting forum?

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