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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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6 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Is back to back solid oline classes allowed? 

I don't know, are they?

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1 minute ago, MuellerHorn said:

I don't know, are they?

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55 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

Look, this is dragging on too long. I’m going to take a nap, maybe watch an episode of Dark Winds. When I come back I want to see commitments. Understand?

You hear me? I’m serious, now. 

I’m back! What’s been going on? Commitments? 

1 minute ago, Junior Bonner said:

I’m back! What’s been going on? Commitments? 

6 stars worth!

18 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Is back to back solid oline classes allowed? 

Define solid. Herman had back to back solid classes but they missed the mark on where the glaring needs were. This class needs great edge, LB and WR hauls at a minimum. Then we can call it solid.

Edit: sorry I missed the OL class part. This is certainly a welcome change.

Edited by UTEE97

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

6 stars worth!

7

 

3 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Define solid. Herman had back to back solid classes but they missed the mark on where the glaring needs were. This class needs great edge, LB and WR hauls at a minimum. Then we can call it solid.

OK, but his post was specific to OL and not overall class construciton

Gerry Hamilton has all but confirmed that 1) Chatman is a silent and is announcing soon, and 2) more commits incoming before EOD

Just now, Big Woodrows said:

Gerry Hamilton has all but confirmed that 1) Chatman is a silent and is announcing soon, and 2) more commits incoming before EOD

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31 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

On Cojoe I noticed aggy was one of his early offers as well.  Were they going after him much?

Not if he commits to us. 

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

That must have been a hell of a steak.


III Forks DOES make a damn good steak.

Also, I think that Wilson might actually be the best WR in the state.

Who do we not get from this list:

Baxter

Cook

Toviano

Muhammad

Matthews

Williams

Brooks

Pilot

Chatman

Cojoe

Hill

Gulette

Vasek

Shelby

Hicks

27 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

I’m back! What’s been going on? Commitments? 

Go take another nap,  it's working. 

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45 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

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So that is what CTJ looks like 

15 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


III Forks DOES make a damn good steak.

Also, I think that Wilson might actually be the best WR in the state.

it'll be pretty cool if you're right

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7 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

Go take another nap,  it's working. 

Well, it’s a tough job, but somebody has to do it… 

Standish says Cojoe is an EE and will still be 16 when he arrives.

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Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

Standish says Cojoe is an EE and will still be 16 when he arrives.

He and Ojomo will be the same age? 

1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Standish says Cojoe is an EE and will still be 16 when he arrives.

Huh, only a year older than Ojomo will be by then. 

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Just now, Redmen62 said:

Huh, only a year older than Ojomo will be by then. 

 

Just now, EE2B said:

He and Ojomo will be the same age? 

Red man's was funnier 

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1 minute ago, Red Five said:

He's #150 in Texas in the composite. What's going on there?

Trust the corches until the next hires. 

Just now, UTEE97 said:

Trust the corches until the next hires. 

Who shit in your Cheerios this weekend? Jesus, you're grumpy.

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

He's #150 in Texas in the composite. What's going on there?

6'6 330, with solid feet. Flood is a size queen.

The running game is the foundation of Sark's offense.

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

He's #150 in Texas in the composite. What's going on there?

He's a development project. Super young for his classification. Could become a kick ass guard in 3-4 years. Maybe our staff just sucks, IDK. But given last year's OL class and that they pushed for him amidst Arch Madness, I'll allow it.

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

He's #150 in Texas in the composite. What's going on there?

A whole lot of projection. As mentioned, he will be 16 when he arrives on campus in Jan. No one should be worried about takes anymore, the NCAA is doing away with the 25 man counters. If Cojoe doesn't work out, he will be processed in 2 to 3 years. Sarkisian has shown he cares little for your feels, if you can't play you will be recruited over.

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

He's #150 in Texas in the composite. What's going on there?

Can't coach size

Just now, Atticus said:

6'6 330, with solid feet. Flood is a size queen.

And he's 16 years old. That ranking seems to be about 100 or so spots too low. 

11 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Standish says Cojoe is an EE and will still be 16 when he arrives.

Doogie Howser, O.L.

Nahlin trying to reinvent himself by dropping wisdom.

 

 

5 hours ago, texifornia said:

Who shit in your Cheerios this weekend? Jesus, you're grumpy.

 

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