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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Nobody is thinking this about OL recruiting.

Everyone knows the in-state OL talent is down this year and Texas wouldn't be able to land the same talent as last year. That doesn't disprove these are still good takes under the circumstances. 

I don't even follow recruiting closely and I know this. Nobody here is upset over your negativity it's that you're clueless. 

 

This is a completely wrong take on what I have said but it fits the narrative you're pushing, so go on.

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1 hour ago, BornAndRaised said:

Can't coach size

- Vic Mackey



I believe they were ranked 17th this morning? Life moves pretty fast.

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14 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

People want to complain about the Stroh/Cajoe commitments and then wonder why we can't fuckin protect against a 3 man rush. 6-3 280lb lineman are not gonna cut it anymore.


Who have we started on the interior of the line with that kind of size? The guys we played inside have not been undersized. They just sucked. 

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2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

 

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20 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Super excited about this one. Feel free to be happy. 😂

You’re still a pussy.

44 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Yes it was but it had some holes that we need to fill this year. That's what will excite me.

 

Holes at LB and WR that it looks like we’re going to fill with 5 star talent

2 minutes ago, mdleast said:

 

 


I believe the were ranked 17th this morning? Life moves pretty fast.

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Jimbo is gonna go Nick Saban on us at a press conference.

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Jimbo is gonna go Nick Saban on us at a press conference.

Fk that crooked thumbed cuck biatch.

3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Holes at LB and WR that it looks like we’re going to fill with 5 star talent

That would be super exciting. We need edge recruits as well. 

Goddamn - I leave to go drop a kid off at camp and all hell breaks loose.  What a day.

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If we get another commitment I am going to have to upload a few new gifs to the image roster..

 

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1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Goddamn - I leave to go drop a kid off at camp and all hell breaks loose.  What a day.

Leave again

Just now, Laxtonto said:

If we get another commitment I am going to have to upload a few new gifs to the image roster..

 

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Yeah a couple of these kids are gonna transfer, but that’s why stacking the deck like this is the way to go. I’m ready for the look-aid again after a few years sober. 

What a fucking day! 
 

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3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Yeah a couple of these kids are gonna transfer, but that’s why stacking the deck like this is the way to go. I’m ready for the look-aid again after a few years sober. 

Look-aid?

58 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

What are you? A goddamn goldfish?

You've shared with us that you think coaches should recruit the most skilled players they can at every position.

Now you share that on the field performance as it relates to recruiting is some subtle observation that escapes our memories. We should be thankful that you are here to remind us.

If you're going to be obvious, at least attempt to be clever.

Also, you don't need and before yet.

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I'd like to sign up for the newsletter on what will excite you. Also, is there a streaming service on your level of excitement? I'd like to keep track of that in real time.

Given your posting history, you disagreeing with me has been the best part of my day so far other than the Chatman commitment.

Edit: I care much less about what you think of me than you do of mine. Ypu wouldn't attack CTJ like you're attacking me because that wouldn't give you the message board clout you desperately seek. I have had pleasant exchanges with others.

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21 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

 

They better not be done. It's been a whole 5 seconds since the last commit. I. Eed another hit.

11 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Leave again

If you don’t have another kid to drop off I can hook you up…

10 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

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A united front!!!!!! 

5 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

"If you don’t have another kid to drop off I can hook you up… "

 

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On 6/19/2022 at 7:56 PM, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha we’re getting Stroh

 

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I have no idea if getting giant dudes and slimming them down is better than the inverse, but it’s just more fun to watch a bunch of freakishly large humans smash people. 

22 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Leave again

I've been drinking single malt Islay all weekend but I've pretty much exhausted my supply.  If you really cared you'd help a brother out.

5 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

I have no idea if getting giant dudes and slimming them down is better than the inverse, but it’s just more fun to watch a bunch of freakishly large humans smash people. 

Then look for fast food restaurant fights on Worldstarhiphop.

4 minutes ago, cafe society said:

I've been drinking single malt Islay all weekend but I've pretty much exhausted my supply.  If you really cared you'd help a brother out.

I've been drinking malt liquor and eating chicken fried steaks. 

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Are we expecting a grand finale? Baxter tossing some aggy gloves out the window on his way home?

Just now, MH BEVO said:

Are we expecting a grand finale? Baxter tossing some aggy gloves out the window on his way home?

Johntay doing an upside down gig'em?

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

If you were a defensive lineman having three hundred and fifty pounds leaning on you by third quarter you gonna be flat worn out.

That's what your wife said.

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

I've been drinking malt liquor and eating chicken fried steaks. 

And I applaud you, sir.  The pride and winning tradition of the University of Texas will not be entrusted to the weak or the timid.

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Gerry put in a Texas pick for Braylan Shelby.

Like really?!?? We’re really finna question one of the best O-Line coaches in college football, and we haven’t fielded a good o-line in years????? Are my ears correct??? 

28 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Given your posting history, you disagreeing with me has been the best part of my day so far other than the Chatman commitment.

Edit: I care much less about what you think of me than you do of mine. Ypu wouldn't attack CTJ like you're attacking me because that wouldn't give you the message board clout you desperately seek. I have had pleasant exchanges with others.

I congratulate you on conjugating all of your verbs correctly in this post. And, of course, I'm deeply wounded by the usual depth of your insight. You've decoded me brilliantly!

30 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I congratulate you on conjugating all of your verbs correctly in this post. And, of course, I'm deeply wounded by the usual depth of your insight. You've decoded me brilliantly!

You're still stalking me? English is not my first language, so I guess that makes me less smart? Put me on ignore. 

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