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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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15 minutes ago, MH BEVO said:

Are we expecting a grand finale? Baxter tossing some aggy gloves out the window on his way home?

Equipment dude kept the gloves. 

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FFS, put the EE guy on ignore like every other troll and get on with your life. And stop quoting the ignorant motherfucker… 

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Goddamn - I leave to go drop a kid off at camp and all hell breaks loose.  What a day.

Come take one of my kids to camp.

7 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

FFS, put the EE guy on ignore like every other troll and get on with your life. And stop quoting the ignorant motherfucker… 

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Lefau, Burrell, and Hill at LB, Gullette, Shelby, and Akana at edge would be addressing a lot of need and seems doable at this point. 

Sorta odd that this feels like the old post JR days camp from the Mack-era without the concerns of the staff was actually doing evals vs just going down the Rivals rankings list.

 

 

6 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

4 commitments in one day without it being signing day is truly insane. 

If I’m being honest 4 commits sounds light. 
I have it in good authority (the voices in my head) that we’ve got MOAR coming. 

43 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

You're still stalking me? English is not my first language, so I guess that makes me less smart? Put me on ignore. 

Congrats on learning English well enough to converse on this BBS full of degenerates and sociopaths. I wish I could irritate people with my long winded takes about Los Astros on a Spanish speaking board. 

 

Mike at Night: Thoughts on the big day and a new Crystal Ball for the Longhorns

Mike Roach

 

Roach putting in a flip pick for Goosby, and waiting just a bit on Walton (he could see Walton flipping, too).

 

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Mike at Night: Thoughts on the big day and a new Crystal Ball for the Longhorns

Mike Roach
 

— What a wild weekend it's been. As I've been spending some time with family on my birthday and getting packed for vacation, Hudson has been carrying a huge workload making sure all of these stories are getting published. We knew going into the weekend there would be some activity, but this is about as well as I've ever seen a visit weekend work out.

— Is it done? Not quite. While we aren't sure if anything will be announced tonight, I could see the Longhorns flipping Big 12 commits Trevor Goosby (TCU) and Billy Walton (Oklahoma State). I was told that Goosby had an unbelievable trip and Kyle Flood could be close to landing his fourth offensive lineman in the class. Walton told me the trip was hands down his best visit and he wanted to think things over about where things stand with Oklahoma State and the possibility of playing at Texas. I'm putting in a flip pick for Goosby and am waiting just a bit on Walton.

— Speaking of offensive line, the three guys that committed today all have something in common. Kyle Flood and Texas were first to offer Connor Stroh, Jaydon Chatman and Andre Cojoe. That paid off as Texas established the early relationship and almost recruited the three of them as a cohesive unit. So far through two cycles at Texas, Flood has been able to put together some nice groups at a position that needed it.

— I spoke with Anthony Hill tonight and it sounds like Texas smashed the visit with the five-star linebacker. Hill said now that he's taken four of his visits, he's going to cut to two finalists sometime in the near future. If I had to guess, it will be Texas and Texas A&M. While the Aggies are still the perceived leader for him, Texas is very much in position to win him over. Jeff Choate had a huge role in his visit weekend and the two connected well while talking ball and scheme, according to Hill.

 

 

2 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

You don't have to be thankful for anything. I just expressed my opinion on something that is slightly different from the rest of the group. Is that not allowed? What I said is what most others outside of this ecochamber is saying. Anyway, I am out. 

Fuck you for giving UT EE's a bad name. Ohm's law is ashamed of your shit.

1 minute ago, dieucla98 said:

Fuck you for giving UT EE's a bad name. Ohm's law is ashamed of your shit.

Yes, this is the place where you come for your intellectual validation. 😂

2 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Yes, this is the place where you come for your intellectual validation. 😂

You've done a fine job of validating your intellect. 

35 minutes ago, T-shirt Sip said:

This is what great week looks like. 

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9 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

Fuck you for giving UT EE's a bad name. Ohm's law is ashamed of your shit.

Fuck Dr. Wagner and Dr. Patt!!!

Just now, dieucla98 said:

You've done a fine job of validating your intellect. 

Oh the irony!

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Just now, speed817 said:

Fuck Dr. Wagner and Dr. Patt!!!

Yale Patt was my old roommate's thesis adviser. I met him once. He's a weird dude, but apparently filthy rich. Bought real estate in downtown Austin some 30-40 years ago and is cashing in now.

7 hours ago, TommyGufano said:

For the OV food analysts

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III Forks is great, but I wonder why they didn't go to VY Steakhouse?

Also, what's the best steakhouse in College Station? Outback or Saltgrass?

I hope Baxter saw this tweet after he finished his Puppy Chow. 

10 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Any news on Baxter after his A&M visit today?

https://247sports.com/player/cedric-baxter-jr-46098809/

 

Perroni had an article with the usual quotes ("Amazing!!" ... )

He did - apparently - say A&M gave him "something" to think about.

Would be curious if Gerry or one of the other UT guys spoke with him after the visit.

 

2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Yale Patt was my old roommate's thesis adviser. I met him once. He's a weird dude, but apparently filthy rich. Bought real estate in downtown Austin some 30-40 years ago and is cashing in now.

Yale Patt accused me and my roommate of copying each other's code in EE360N.  He knocked our grades by two letter grades for my one and only F.  Fuck him

2 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

III Forks is great, but I wonder why they didn't go to VY Steakhouse?

Also, what's the best steakhouse in College Station? Outback or Saltgrass?

I hope Baxter saw this tweet after he finished his Puppy Chow. 

Outback’s prime rib is usually on point. Mike Roach and I are both unashamed to crush a couple apps at Saltgrass. 

Hi, sorry I'm late, but I heard this was the thread where we were crowdsourcing UTEE97?

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We’ve come a long way from the days of Drew Mehringer and Tom Herman talking shit about current players to recruits to try to impress them.

3 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Perroni had an article with the usual quotes ("Amazing!!" ... )

He did - apparently - say A&M gave him "something" to think about.

Would be curious if Gerry or one of the other UT guys spoke with him after the visit.

 

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We always use to get that “Amazing” then end up with a broken heart 3 days later 

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Is Walton a take right now?  Seems the staff would wait and see on Shelby, Akana, Hill, Gullete.

20 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Marion has really embraced the whole Texas thing.

He’s a baller and country af.

1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Is Walton a take right now?  Seems the staff would wait and see on Shelby, Akana, Hill, Gullete.

Gullete and Shelby seem in.. I don't think we have room for Walton unless they're looking to process someone already? You save spots for Akana and Hill imo

11 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Fuck Dr. Wagner and Dr. Patt!!!

It was unfair to have Patt teach a freshman first semester class. Never have I ever felt as dumb as I did that semester. 

8 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Yale Patt accused me and my roommate of copying each other's code in EE360N.  He knocked our grades by two letter grades for my one and only F.  Fuck him

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2 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Gullete and Shelby seem in.. I don't think we have room for Walton unless they're looking to process someone already? You save spots for Akana and Hill imo

Gullette is a wildcard as to what his full time position will be. Heck he might split snaps at LB and Edge. So I think there is room for Walton. As it is, there is not great depth at the LB and Edge positions, so it doesn't make sense to turn Walton away if he's still interested.

3 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Yale Patt was my old roommate's thesis adviser. I met him once. He's a weird dude, but apparently filthy rich. Bought real estate in downtown Austin some 30-40 years ago and is cashing in now.

Don't mean to derail the thread but Yale Patt is considered the father of superscaler microprocessor architecture and one of the legends of the field. My advisor was Nur Touba, one of the nicest professors I have ever had. I have fond memories of my 6 years at UTEE even though I didn't work in this field too long.

Those who are pissed off at some of my eariier posts, go ahead and neg me and get it over with. No need to keep dragging this on. I said what I said. I will move on and stop responding.

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5 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Gullete and Shelby seem in.. I don't think we have room for Walton unless they're looking to process someone already? You save spots for Akana and Hill imo

You don’t have to save a spot for anyone. There are no numbers now except 85, and that’s a layup to get to every year that doesn’t ever require even a modicum of pain in who gets processed. 

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12 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

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Maybe?

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13 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

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Maybe?

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Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

Also what is FOMO?  

Fear of Missing Out

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2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Also what is FOMO?  

If it really is  Baxter after looking up close at A&M, Fear Of Mediocre Offense.

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