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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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1 minute ago, speed817 said:
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Probably a hell of a guard prospect

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It’s worse than that bc I’ve heard that before and forgot what it was and had no chance at all of remembering it. Like none. My brain is turning to mush and I can’t even blame hard living, illicit drugs or recent alcohol consumption. It’s a bitch. 

7 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Don't mean to derail the thread but Yale Patt is considered the father of superscaler microprocessor architecture and one of the legends of the field. My advisor was Nur Touba, one of the nicest professors I have ever had. I have fond memories of my 6 years at UTEE even though I didn't work in this field too long.

Those who are pissed off at my some of eariier posts, go ahead and neg me and get it over with. No need keep dragging this on. I said what I said. I will move on and stop responding.

Look, man, the point is, if you don't see why what's going right now is a lot more like what happened in 1997-98 than what has been going on over the past ten years, the fact that our classes over the past decade -- outside of the class that brought in Maalik -- have been paper tigers at best, that the past year has seen Sark actually addressing areas of need both on the field and on the sidelines... I mean, c'mon, sometimes good things can happen.

20 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

We’ve come a long way from the days of Drew Mehringer and Tom Herman talking shit about current players to recruits to try to impress them.

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25 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Yale Patt accused me and my roommate of copying each other's code in EE360N.  He knocked our grades by two letter grades for my one and only F.  Fuck him

Honestly that's on you for taking 360N with Patt

8 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Look, man, the point is, if you don't see why what's going right now is a lot more like what happened in 1997-98 than what has been going on over the past ten years, the fact that our classes over the past decade -- outside of the class that brought in Maalik -- have been paper tigers at best, that the past year has seen Sark actually addressing areas of need both on the field and on the sidelines... I mean, c'mon, sometimes good things can happen.

I said none of that. I said we had a unique opportunity to land top tier talent in this class due to landing Arch. I hoped some national guys would consider us now who otherwise would not have. I don't want staff to fill up on bread when given time, like last cycle, they may get elite talent at positions of need. That's what it takes to win championships. Bama, UGA, tOSU have multiple top 10-20 guys at each position. They don't take a class off. That's what will make it a great class. This can be our time because of the clout Arch brings.

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8 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Bobby and Gerry currently doing a live chat.

 

Why is Gerry on his driveway?

17 minutes ago, speed817 said:
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She's on the phone with Vic Mackey after messaging it to him on POF.

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Wasn't he 2023 recruit 0.

Johnson was first in the boat

3 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

I said none of that. I said we had a unique opportunity to land top tier talent in this class due to landing Arch. I hoped some national guys would consider us now who otherwise would not have. I don't want staff to fill up on bread when given time, like last cycle, they may get elite talent at positions of need. That's what it takes to win championships. Bama, UGA, tOSU have multiple top 10-20 guys at each position. They don't take a class off. That's what will make it a great class. This can be our time because of the clout Arch brings.

... And the LB from Hawaii and a 4-Star WR aren't that?

Look, man... The next time someone on the internet doubles down on a stupid take, and it works, will be the first time.

I should know; I've been posting idiotic takes to the internet since 1991. All under this alias. You can find me way back when, from ccwf.cc.utexas.edu, with the hot take that Id Software should focus on the enjoyable platformer Commander Keen rather than the empty-hearted but flashy 3D games like Wolf3D. (I wish I was making this up.)

So yeah, don't double down on dumb. Move on.

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

... And the LB from Hawaii and a 4-Star WR aren't that?

Look, man... The next time someone on the internet doubles down on a stupid take, and it works, will be the first time.

I should know; I've been posting idiotic takes to the internet since 1991. All under this alias. You can find me way back when, from ccwf.cc.utexas.edu, with the hot take that Id Software should focus on the enjoyable platformer Commander Keen rather than the empty-hearted but flashy 3D games like Wolf3D. (I wish I was making this up.)

So yeah, don't double down on dumb. Move on.

No you doubled down on your dumb take because I said repeatedly that i was esctatic about Liona. You never really read my posts. 

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5 minutes ago, WBT said:

Why is Gerry on his driveway?

Gerry makes it sound like it’ll be a new name or someone who didn’t have us as a serious contender. Top 50 type player.

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

... And the LB from Hawaii and a 4-Star WR aren't that?

Look, man... The next time someone on the internet doubles down on a stupid take, and it works, will be the first time.

I should know; I've been posting idiotic takes to the internet since 1991. All under this alias. You can find me way back when, from ccwf.cc.utexas.edu, with the hot take that Id Software should focus on the enjoyable platformer Commander Keen rather than the empty-hearted but flashy 3D games like Wolf3D. (I wish I was making this up.)

So yeah, don't double down on dumb. Move on.

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That's a terrible fucking take

2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

... And the LB from Hawaii and a 4-Star WR aren't that?

Look, man... The next time someone on the internet doubles down on a stupid take, and it works, will be the first time.

I should know; I've been posting idiotic takes to the internet since 1991. All under this alias. You can find me way back when, from ccwf.cc.utexas.edu, with the hot take that Id Software should focus on the enjoyable platformer Commander Keen rather than the empty-hearted but flashy 3D games like Wolf3D. (I wish I was making this up.)

So yeah, don't double down on dumb. Move on.

Commander Keen....trying to escape the Vorticons on Mars. You just brought me back to my childhood.

21 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I can’t even blame hard living, illicit drugs or recent alcohol consumption.

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28 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Also what is FOMO?  

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3 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

No you doubled down on your dumb take because I said repeatedly that i was esctatic about Liona. You never really read my posts. 

That's not the hot take that was getting you negged.

12 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

I said none of that. I said we had a unique opportunity to land top tier talent in this class due to landing Arch. I hoped some national guys would consider us now who otherwise would not have. I don't want staff to fill up on bread when given time, like last cycle, they may get elite talent at positions of need. That's what it takes to win championships. Bama, UGA, tOSU have multiple top 10-20 guys at each position. They don't take a class off. That's what will make it a great class. This can be our time because of the clout Arch brings.

Your opinion has been noted, you can stop spamming the board with it. It’s not even that interesting of a take.

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Gerry put in a Texas pick for Braylan Shelby.

Will reiterate that Friendswood is an aggy pipeline, so Shelby deserves even more respect for telling them to stuff it

3 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

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That's a terrible fucking take

It's legitimately horrible. If I had a time machine, I'd go back and slap my stupid ass silly.

And yes, I've seen this still preserved in USENET archives. comp.sys.ibm.pc.games, back when it was just one group.

7 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Commander Keen....trying to escape the Vorticons on Mars. You just brought me back to my childhood.

My first Keen game was "Goodbye, Galaxy." But I did go back to the older ones later. Nowadays, I can't stand platformers. Would take a good FPS over that any day of the week.

I gotta find that post. For hilarity.

Cojoe and Stroh should see some incoming BOMC soon.  Shannon should be a 4* regardless IMO.

20 minutes ago, WBT said:

Why is Gerry on his driveway?

To distract viewers from the fact that Bobby is high as fuck

Wrong thread I know but LOL. What would Arch be worth on the open market? 

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1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

How often does On3 updates its rankings?  

after each Texas commitment

I'm glad to see theres a unified front for Anthony Hill, but have we heard any more about David Hicks? I think Katy is a Aggy pipeline but that would be a huge get imo

4 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

It's legitimately horrible. If I had a time machine, I'd go back and slap my stupid ass silly.

And yes, I've seen this still preserved in USENET archives. comp.sys.ibm.pc.games, back when it was just one group.

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Just kidding.... Seriously though.   Those that can find something to complain about on a day when multiple players commit, more are in the pipeline and in the same week that the top player in the country commits are a special brand of sad. Just stay off the boards or switch teams.  You aren't going to be happy.  

41 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

You don’t have to save a spot for anyone. There are no numbers now except 85, and that’s a layup to get to every year that doesn’t ever require even a modicum of pain in who gets processed. 

but the numbers and what if someone on campus doesn't like that we take Walton????

48 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Gullete and Shelby seem in.. I don't think we have room for Walton unless they're looking to process someone already? You save spots for Akana and Hill imo

If we take 30 kids, there's room.

Just now, TommyGufano said:

after each Texas commitment

BOMC

1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

I'm glad to see theres a unified front for Anthony Hill, but have we heard any more about David Hicks? I think Katy is a Aggy pipeline but that would be a huge get imo

I'd love to get Sadyr Mitchell. 

44 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Those who are pissed off at some of my eariier posts, go ahead and neg me and get it over with. No need keep dragging this on. I said what I said. I will move on and stop responding.

 

 "I said what I said" ??  😋

 

Just now, LTtxfan said:

 

 "I said what I said" ??  😋

 

Stop quoting me! Time to move on.

2 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Goddamn - I leave to go drop a kid off at camp and all hell breaks loose.  What a day.

At least you didnt take a nap. 

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Gerry doubling down on Hicks reaching out to Texas..taking a shot at ears to the streets in the process hahaha.

8 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

I'm glad to see theres a unified front for Anthony Hill, but have we heard any more about David Hicks? I think Katy is a Aggy pipeline but that would be a huge get imo

Per Gerry, they are definitely responsive to Texas after Arch.  Obviously if we win and the defense looks improved, it will help tremendously.  Keep recruiting until december.

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