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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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10 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Sounds like you’d be up for a 40 yard dash comp against Luke if someone can get him to a Surly happy hour? 

More like edward 40 hands.....I'll leave the 40 yard dash to CTJ

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

With dream class scenario:

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11 minutes ago, satyanash said:

I've heard about ten different pronunciations of 'Nahlin' at this point.

It is pronounced like, I've been Nahlin your mom.

 

6 minutes ago, Bevo said:

It is pronounced like, I've been Nahlin your mom.

Whose mom are you nollin?

9 minutes ago, Bevo said:

It is pronounced like, I've been Nahlin your mom.

So pronounced, "not in". Got it. 

21 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

With dream class scenario:

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speed817,

If you are going to "swing for the fences" then add Javien Toviano, Jalen Brown, Duce Robinson, and Zalance Heard.

Also, you left out Trevor Goosby as he has already committed.

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24 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

With dream class scenario:

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Based on recent posts… Hicks is the only one not trending in a good way?

29 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

In related news, Loompah has committed to A&M.

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29 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

In related news, Loompah has committed to A&M.

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1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:

No need to kick a dude when he's down. The guy is 7 months removed from a torn ACL. I'm surprised he's even running at full speed at this point. 

He's also the best football player to be spawned from his mother.

1 minute ago, MoJames said:

He's also the best football player to be spawned from his mother.

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1 hour ago, ousux said:

Ran out of eligibility more than 2k years ago leaving the sorry lot listed above. Their attempts at parting the sea for our running backs result in mixed success at best.

I hear help is on the way

Plus he can't hit a curveball. 

40 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

With dream class scenario:

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If we ain’t beating aggy’s greatest class ever, then just shut it down…

Just noticed, but anyone know why arch isn’t competing in Elite 11?

2 minutes ago, Fug said:

Just noticed, but anyone know why arch isn’t competing in Elite 11?

He doesn't do camps.  He's also spending this week at the MPA.

9 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

If we ain’t beating aggy’s greatest class ever, then just shut it down…

This doesn't account for the BOMC bump after they commit.

4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Then by all means, show your math. 

I'm not sure I can think of an athlete at the collegiate level, at least at UT that has gained SIXTY pounds of muscle. MAYBE Brian Orakpo, and as well all know that motherfucker's transformation was startling and I can't remember seeing a second case like it, ever. I'm sure it's happened, but lets not pretend that Brian Orakpo type transformations are typical or common. Fuck, I don't even think they qualify as RARE. 

But by all means, show your work, sir. 

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9 minutes ago, Fug said:

Just noticed, but anyone know why arch isn’t competing in Elite 11?

Because he doesn’t want the world to discover his 2 star arm /aggy 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

maybe he is. ford is a good athlete. not that crazy. 

I’ll take Overshown, Worthy, and Keilan Robinson in a 40 and you get Ford, JWhitt and Rojo. I don’t think you would want to put much on your team per race 

Nowhere in the video does that say committed, and he didn’t tweet out committed or anything either. It might be about to happen, but that wasn’t it.

Its the Official Visit video they've been doing for recruits this year.  He may be about to commit - but this aint it.

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

No writer announcing it as a commit yet...

He needs to decommit from okie lite first, eh?

4 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

I’ll take Overshown, Worthy, and Keilan Robinson in a 40 and you get Ford, JWhitt and Rojo. I don’t think you would want to put much on your team per race 

I can show you empirical evidence that indicates you are wrong. 

Just now, Vito Andolini said:

It’s just a visit video, but weird for an Okie State commit to type, “two words. Hook‘Em.”

That was his quote to one of the IT guys when they asked about his visit. "Two words - Hook'em"

My bad I got got. We are all waiting and then I saw that get retweeted from Wells. Sorry for the blue balls gentlemen.

5 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Then by all means, show your math. 

I'm not sure I can think of an athlete at the collegiate level, at least at UT that has gained SIXTY pounds of muscle. MAYBE Brian Orakpo, and as well all know that motherfucker's transformation was startling and I can't remember seeing a second case like it, ever. I'm sure it's happened, but lets not pretend that Brian Orakpo type transformations are typical or common. Fuck, I don't even think they qualify as RARE. 

But by all means, show your work, sir. 

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did 2 of yall really create commitment threads based on a player tweeting hookem?

1 minute ago, The Deuce said:

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ha damn never seen that. crazy shit. 

4 minutes ago, The Deuce said:

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Are you claiming that very popular picture on the internet isn't a picture of JJ Watt well after he was a professional football player for many years? You know, pretty sure those weights in the background say "Texans" on them. And if you ARE claiming that, are you also claiming that transformations like that are commonplace?

Northwestern v Wisconsin

Arizona State v Wisconsin

 

Totes the same. 

2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Where is Wiscy’s S&C coach from those days now?

Michigan

6 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

That was all-natural.  Just juices and berries.

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