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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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17 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

I think it is just top end speed, but when they hit it is not known. There must be some value to it. I just wondering what it is, because the guys at the top of positions are clearly not the fastest players

Based on….other numbers? 

Oh man... i dont think im ready for a Derek Williams commitment.  That would be fantastic.

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Based on….other numbers? 

Did you check.the.tape?

Maybe the domino tweet from yesterday was a Derek and the Dominoes reference?

Just now, westexhorn said:

Oh man... i dont think im ready for a Derek Williams commitment.  That would be fantastic.

I’ll hold your place in the “ready” line. LFG!

1 minute ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

It’s a big one for sure

 

That's what ... 

 

4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Based on….other numbers? 

I would bet a lot of money Rojo isn’t the fastest RB. Same with Ford at LB and JWhitt at WR. 

25 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

I think it is just top end speed, but when they hit it is not known. There must be some value to it. I just wondering what it is, because the guys at the top of positions are clearly not the fastest players. 

It is just top end speed. 

It's a poor measure of what people think of as speed (acceleration)

It's a good measure of conditioning.  The science is this: everyone has a speed they can run and their cardio system keeps pace just fine.  A running speed if you will.  Everyone can tap into their reserves and accelerate past this speed for brief periods of time, a sprinting speed.  Max speed is largely a factor of how much action your cardio can keep pace with plus how much total power you can generate from reserves before you start to slow down.

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We have 2 of the top 3 players in Louisiana committed... thats incredible..

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1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

We have 2 of the top 3 players in Louisiana committed... thats incredible..

Brian Kelly was a gift to Texas. 

Let’s fucking go! Better hop on the Arch train before spots run out even though numbers don’t matter. LETS FUCKING GO!

Welp, for all of you star-humpers out there bitching about 3-stars, this one is a 5.

For the first time in a long time, it feels like we’re recruiting the type of players necessary to compete at the highest level.

Alright i got my monkey, we got some 5 stars - guess i’ll only need strippers now

THATS WTF IM TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!! 
 

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Just now, T-dog said:

Alright i got my monkey, we got some 5 stars - guess i’ll only need strippers now

South Austin's mom is cheap. 

Never really paid attention to this recruitment til this weekend since I figured he was Bama bound. Already one of my favorites in the class. What a get.

2 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

For the first time in a long time, it feels like we’re recruiting the type of players necessary to compete at the highest level.

-Me seeing 2018 class


Jk im excited too

We’re gonna need to toss Kelly a bone from time to time so he can keep his job.

1 minute ago, thepop said:

-Me seeing 2018 class


Jk im excited too

-90% of poster during the first two years of Strong and first two years of Herman (and probably first two years of Mack reset).

I too am excited.

Just now, conVINCEd said:

We’re gonna need to toss Kelly a bone from time to time so he can keep his job.

Please 

 

Just now, conVINCEd said:

We’re gonna need to toss Kelly a bone from time to time so he can keep his job.

Fuck that. No bones, no quarter.

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

We’re gonna need to toss Kelly a bone from time to time so he can keep his job.

I think having the opportunity of smacking Jimbo and Aggie around is a big enough bone. Win-win for both of us. Ogre was doing a decent job but he just shit all over his bone...

Just now, Wishbone said:

Fuck that. No bones, no quarter.

If he’s gonna recruit like this I’m in favor of him coaching at LSU for as long as possible.

I’m gonna go into withdrawal when these commitments finally stop.

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