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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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Just now, Lonestar88 said:

I’m gonna go into withdrawal when these commitments finally stop.

I had the shakes late this afternoon.

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

If he’s gonna recruit like this I’m in favor of him coaching at LSU for as long as possible.

I hear ya, but that goes for his replacement as well. And errybody else

2 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

I’m gonna go into withdrawal when these commitments finally stop.

What if I told you the commitments will never stop? 

Williams is a massive get. I believe Cook or the SOC kid is next

If you watch Bobby Bs YouTube channel Gerry was hinting about this one yesterday.  Just along the lines, Bama is filling up.  Williams liked Texas already it makes sense.  

12 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Please 

 

he's gonna need to do some more work on that accent..

Just now, BornAndRaised said:

 we about to get our 2nd 5star tonight? (cook)

That might be Walton but if not 👀

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

So arch started a Twitter account just to recruit?

Recruit zeta pussy

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

So arch started a Twitter account just to recruit?

Meeting the moment, get used to it

What was the word on Deal btw. I think CTJ said we were the only school ok with him playing DL. Are we leading there?

1 minute ago, 40acredropout said:

Recruit zeta pussy

He's not gonna have to recruit one bit.  

So Sark is recruiting better than Dumbo ( a SITTING nc coach)?  That is unpossible.

Gentlemen.  It’s time to start thinking.  Errrrbody 

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Gerry was just asked if they were done for the night. 
 

‘Hell no’

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Choice, Gilbert trying to say ‘mang, and Harris or whoever doing a Miami vice gif. 
 

Baxter?

4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Gerry was just asked if they were done for the night. 
 

‘Hell no’

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18 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

Who we thinking is next?

I wouldn't rule out Aaron Donald at this point

4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Gerry was just asked if they were done for the night. 
 

‘Hell no’

Quick look at the competition:

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1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Choice, Gilbert trying to say ‘mang, and Harris or whoever doing a Miami vice gif. 
 

Baxter?

Baxter fresh off an A&M visit would be sick. 

 

Just FYI - with our next commit, we might move past the point total for our 2020 class ... 

 

3 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I wouldn't rule out Aaron Donald at this point

Check the portal, he got an extra year due to COVID

3 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I wouldn't rule out Aaron Donald at this point

I don’t know if he is a take at this point.

Like the opposite of our pets heads are falling off. They are growing two?

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I wouldn't rule out Aaron Donald at this point

ha.  I was just about to say "Parsons is on commit watch."

24 minutes ago, canadianhorn21 said:

Thanks for whiffing on Tony Mitchell there Ags! Helped us a bunch.

Side note. An unintended, but terribly fun advantage of dark mode is when people forget something, go google it, ctrl+c, nav back and ctrl+v (rc, paste as plain text you fucking animals!!!$$!!$), then finish their thought. 
 

“Thanks for whiffing on…

…aw shit what was that guys name…new tab, “bama football class 2022” enter…scroll…click…scroll…highlight…ctrl+c…other tab…ctrl+v

Tony Mitchell there ags! Helped us a bunch. 
 

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1 minute ago, FloridaHorn said:

I don’t know if he is a take at this point.

depends on the numbers..do we have room?

9 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I wouldn't rule out Aaron Donald at this point

I'd rather not get my hopes up on another Pitt transfer. 

Cautiously optimistic about DB recruiting. This is a great second step. Feeling good about Matthews. Toviano and Muhammad are going to be guys who sway with the wind, but as long as they stay in it they have a chance.

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1 minute ago, OnAComputer said:

Cautiously optimistic about DB recruiting. This is a great second step. Toviano and Muhammad are going to be guys who sway with the wind, but as long as they stay in it they have a chance.

nice for you to finally get on the positive train, satya jr

2 minutes ago, OnAComputer said:

Cautiously optimistic about DB recruiting. This is a great second step. Feeling good about Matthews. Toviano and Muhammad are going to be guys who sway with the wind, but as long as they stay in it they have a chance.

wonder if its MHP, Muhammad or Toviano. Lot of defensive references

1 minute ago, Thiefery said:

nice for you to finally get on the positive train, satya jr

Someone should check on satya. I am not sure his heart can handle all the positive news

3 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

wonder if its MHP, Muhammad or Toviano. Lot of defensive references

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Gideon is doing work.  I think Patterson is helping here as well.

7 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

wonder if its MHP, Muhammad or Toviano. Lot of defensive references

Let’s assume it’s the 5 star that he pulled 30 minutes ago…

Kelly’s QB recruiting/room management has always been poor, so I’ll excuse him for Holstein. Arch was never go to play for his family’s arch rival. 
 

But LSU losing a 5 star safety to Texas should be an alarming bellweather to LSU fans. 

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Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

But LSU losing a 5 star safety to Texas should be an alarming bellweather to LSU fans. 

I don't see anything alarming about Kelly. 

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