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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

Kelly’s QB recruiting/room management has always been poor, so I’ll excuse him for Holstein. Arch was never go to play for his family’s arch rival. 
 

But LSU losing a 5 star safety to Texas should be an alarming bellweather to LSU fans. 

It’s almost as if LSU lost a fffaaaaaammmmmiiiiiiillllllly member.  

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1 minute ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I don't see anything alarming about Kelly. 

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What in the absolute fuck 

1 minute ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I don't see anything alarming about Kelly. 

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3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Kelly’s QB recruiting/room management has always been poor, so I’ll excuse him for Holstein. Arch was never go to play for his family’s arch rival. 
 

But LSU losing a 5 star safety to Texas should be an alarming bellweather to LSU fans. 

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1 minute ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I don't see anything alarming about Kelly. 

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That was right after he was hired and explains why he sucks at recruiting at LSU nicely.

1 minute ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Truly insane

 

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6 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I don't see anything alarming about Kelly. 

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And if I remember right, that player signed elsewhere.

 

Now this is the Arch effect I have been waiting for. Glad to see out of state studs are paying attention to what Sark is building. It's time Texas threw its weight around like the #1 college athletics brand we are.

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Just now, UTEE97 said:

Now this is the Arch effect I have been waiting for. Glad to see out of state studs are paying attention to what Sark is building. It's time Texas threw its weight around like the #1 college athletics brand we are.

Waaaahhhhhh.  Arch committed like three days ago.  You had a cow because we took a couple of projects.   

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Just now, UTEE97 said:

Now this is the Arch effect I have been waiting for. Glad to see out of state studs are paying attention to what Sark is building. It's time Texas threw its weight around like the #1 college athletics brand we are.

Sorry the last week has been so hard for you. 

FWIW - Nahlin was asked about possibility of #1 class and he said unlikely.  Expects the OL, DL, and Edge ratings will likely be too low to get Texas a #1 class.

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2 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Now this is the Arch effect I have been waiting for. Glad to see out of state studs are paying attention to what Sark is building. It's time Texas threw its weight around like the #1 college athletics brand we are.

Shut up. 

2 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Now this is the Arch effect I have been waiting for. Glad to see out of state studs are paying attention to what Sark is building. It's time Texas threw its weight around like the #1 college athletics brand we are.

Arch? Everyone knows Will Randle is the one who got this snowball rolling.

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

Waaaahhhhhh.  Arch committed like three days ago.  You had a cow because we took a couple of projects.   

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2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

FWIW - Nahlin was asked about possibility of #1 class and he said unlikely.  Expects the OL, DL, and Edge ratings will likely be too low to get Texas a #1 class.

But the LB rating will be good??

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ESPN article on Williams:

 

"I feel Iike I'm a great player and I think the defense will kind of fit me," Williams told ESPN. "They're going to use me in a nickel, safety spot. Play corner, too. Blitz off the edge, blitz coming from the safety spot."

 

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13 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I don't see anything alarming about Kelly. 

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That's waaaaay worse than a shirtless, drunken Ogre in a sandbar scuffle. 

2 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

ESPN article on Williams:

 

"I feel Iike I'm a great player and I think the defense will kind of fit me," Williams told ESPN. "They're going to use me in a nickel, safety spot. Play corner, too. Blitz off the edge, blitz coming from the safety spot."

 

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He's going to do a LOT of special teams too

2 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

ESPN article on Williams:

 

"I feel Iike I'm a great player and I think the defense will kind of fit me," Williams told ESPN. "They're going to use me in a nickel, safety spot. Play corner, too. Blitz off the edge, blitz coming from the safety spot."

 

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4 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

ESPN article on Williams:

 

"I feel Iike I'm a great player and I think the defense will kind of fit me," Williams told ESPN. "They're going to use me in a nickel, safety spot. Play corner, too. Blitz off the edge, blitz coming from the safety spot."

 

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You can be a safety and blitz from less than 25 years off the line of scrimmage. 

10 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

FWIW - Nahlin was asked about possibility of #1 class and he said unlikely.  Expects the OL, DL, and Edge ratings will likely be too low to get Texas a #1 class.

#1 class a lock then. Nahlin has been pure garbage.

44 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

depends on the numbers..do we have room?

We can sign 85 this class, but we'll probably save a few for the portal.

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Hand placement kinda weird. 

I wouldn't rule out Aaron Donald at this point

At this point not even sure he’s a take

Suchomel says Markis Deal will visit the last week of July when the dead period lifts. Unsure if it's an OV. 

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