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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

What Is happeninggggg

I know. Hard to remember, but we are kicking fucking ass. Returning to the mean+.

Hook'em 

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1 minute ago, Goodman said:

Our version of a 72 hour rave.

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1 minute ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Suchomel says Markis Deal will visit the last week of July when the dead period lifts. Unsure if it's an OV. 

Love once again being the side with leverage in recruiting.

i know they keep track and everyone wants to have a good record of predictions, but putting in a high confidence level crystal ball and having the guy commit 30 minutes later doesn't make you carnac the magnificent.  it's called a crystal ball not a premature leak.  jesus with these "reporters".

 

 

39 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Now this is the Arch effect I have been waiting for. Glad to see out of state studs are paying attention to what Sark is building. It's time Texas threw its weight around like the #1 college athletics brand we are.

go fuck yourself, bitch. 

37 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

FWIW - Nahlin was asked about possibility of #1 class and he said unlikely.  Expects the OL, DL, and Edge ratings will likely be too low to get Texas a #1 class.

Ah well, if we’re just weak on the lines of scrimmage, then no big deal. 

24 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

 

Come on, Braylan. Commit on these hittas!

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2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i know they keep track and everyone wants to have a good record of predictions, but putting in a high confidence level crystal ball and having the guy commit 30 minutes later doesn't make you carnac the magnificent.  it's called a crystal ball not a premature leak.  jesus with these "reporters".

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2 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Ah well, if we’re just weak on the lines of scrimmage, then no big deal. 

lol you dick

21 hours ago, Bevo said:

That's how one of my football friends broke the rim at my house. I'm still pissed as the backboard was a PIA to replace. Don't hang on the rim if you are over 300 pounds motherfucker.

I do it all the time.......Of course, it's while I am trying to break my fall while falling off the roof.

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You can be a safety and blitz from less than 25 years off the line of scrimmage. 

Now that is a delayed blitz.

9 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Suchomel also said that the two on commit watch tonight are Baxter and Cook

WTF Suchomel?  You're not supposed to say that shit out loud.

6 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Ah well, if we’re just weak on the lines of scrimmage, then no big deal. 

He didn't say they were shitty - just their ratings.

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

WTF Suchomel?  You're not supposed to say that shit out loud.

OB's, it's what they do.

7 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

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I still remember were I was.  

I can’t even take a shit without Texas getting a commit these days.

Just now, derp said:

I can’t even take a shit without Texas getting a commit these days.

Then take an Aggy OV, and let’s lock this class the fuck down.

16 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

 

 

go fuck yourself, bitch. 

Ah well, if we’re just weak on the lines of scrimmage, then no big deal. 

Come on, Braylan. Commit on these hittas!

This is you? 😂 Why are you such an angry elf? A lot of people, including our resident industry analyst felt the same way about our project takes but you chose to go neg bomb me. Seems like you hang around here waiting for this opportunity.

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If anyone was following Coach Choice's tweet with the bear. It had 4 dudes surfing. Now who lives in surfing country that wears #4 and would play under him?

9 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

WTF Suchomel?  You're not supposed to say that shit out loud.

He’s allowed since Orangebloods doesn’t do original reporting and just lurks on Surly for content to publish.  
 

2 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

This is you? 😂 Why are you such an angry elf? A lot of people, including our resident industry analyst felt the same way about our project takes but you chose to go neg bomb me. Seems like you hang around here waiting for this opportunity.

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2 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

This is you? 😂 Why are you such an angry elf? A lot of people, including our resident industry analyst felt the same way about our project takes but you chose to go neg bomb me. Seems like you hang around here waiting for this opportunity.

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You found the profile of a random guy on twitter with the same name (a fake name from Parks and Rec) who explicitly says he's a Richmond Spiders fan on twitter and came on here to dunk on this Burt. You really are a fucking weirdo, no wonder everyone has you on ignore.

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

Just FYI - with our next commit, we might move past the point total for our 2020 class ... 

 

 

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1 minute ago, Teryor said:

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You found the profile of a random guy on twitter with the same name (a fake name from Parks and Rec) who explicitly says he's a Richmond Spiders fan on twitter and came on here to dunk on this Burt. You really are a fucking weirdo, no wonder everyone has you on ignore.

 

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6 minutes ago, Teryor said:

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You found the profile of a random guy on twitter with the same name (a fake name from Parks and Rec) who explicitly says he's a Richmond Spiders fan on twitter and came on here to dunk on this Burt. You really are a fucking weirdo, no wonder everyone has you on ignore.

He liked my Arch related tweet, that's how i found him. 

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8 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

This is you? 😂 Why are you such an angry elf? A lot of people, including our resident industry analyst felt the same way about our project takes but you chose to go neg bomb me. Seems like you hang around here waiting for this opportunity.

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20 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Now that is a delayed blitz.

Still faster-developing than the one we ran against LSU on 3rd and 19…

4 minutes ago, Teryor said:

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You found the profile of a random guy on twitter with the same name (a fake name from Parks and Rec) who explicitly says he's a Richmond Spiders fan on twitter and came on here to dunk on this Burt. You really are a fucking weirdo, no wonder everyone has you on ignore.

Macklin, you son of a bitch.

It’s happening isn’t it?

 

1 minute ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

I wonder what comes next 🤔

Commitment to Texas in 3….2….1….

1 minute ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

Is it bad form to decommit and then commit to a new school the same night? I'm asking for a friend...

1 minute ago, mrhorn said:

Commitment to Texas in 3….2….1….

 

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Just now, Texasrocks said:

Is it bad form to decommit and then commit to a new school the same night? I'm asking for a friend...

"No"

-Goosby

Just now, Texasrocks said:

Is it bad form to decommit and then commit to a new school the same night? I'm asking for a friend...

Last night says no

1 minute ago, Texasrocks said:

Is it bad form to decommit and then commit to a new school the same night? I'm asking for a friend...

Goosby says nah

1 minute ago, Texasrocks said:

Is it bad form to decommit and then commit to a new school the same night? I'm asking for a friend...

No, only if you flip in less than forty minutes

-Trevor Goosby

I feel like he’s give OSU enough time to heal.  Time to commit. 

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