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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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5 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

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23 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

WTF Suchomel?  You're not supposed to say that shit out loud.

My favorite Sucomel story is right after the lock down started. He was getting gas. And freaked out, cus he didnt have anything to wipe down the door latch on the car he had just got out of. 

And you are suprised he constantly reveals recruits plans when its supposed to be kept quiet?

What’s with the bear tweets?  Please help the ignorant. 
 

nm answered above. 

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1 minute ago, TexasFan21 said:

Gotta be Cook
 

I don’t get it

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Billy and Malik committing together would be sick 

100%. and getting a SOC pipeline started could be huge

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What’s with the bear tweets?  Please help the ignorant. 

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1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:

I don’t get it

Haribo Goldbears. Walton plays for the SOC Golden Bears.

19 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

This is you? 😂 Why are you such an angry elf? A lot of people, including our resident industry analyst felt the same way about our project takes but you chose to go neg bomb me. Seems like you hang around here waiting for this opportunity.

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Go back to the football board and watch some parks and rec.

4 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

100%. and getting a SOC pipeline started could be huge

Yeah they've got some stud LB's in the next two classes I think that we've already offered.  Is Jayvon Thomas flippable?

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It appears Baxter removed all his aggy stuff from his IG sometime today.

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34 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Now that is a delayed blitz.

Orlando says, "Hold my beer".

1 minute ago, NoName said:

Go back to the football board and watch some parks and rec.

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Just now, HtownHorn said:

It appears Baxter removed all his aggy stuff from his IG today sometime today.

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1 minute ago, Duke Silver said:

What’s Roach doing on Isla Mujeres?

It’s Mike Roach. I will just assume you meant a lesbian bar named Woman Island, located in some small east Texas hamlet, next to a Dairy Queen. 

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

It’s Mike Roach. I will just assume you meant a lesbian bar named Woman Island, located in some small east Texas hamlet, next to a Dairy Queen. 

What'd Dairy Queen do to get randomly flamed like this

4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Yeah they've got some stud LB's in the next two classes I think that we've already offered.  Is Jayvon Thomas flippable?

That SOC squad is absolutely loaded and a lot of them are underclassmen, it’s a good idea to open up that pipeline right now.

4 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

It appears Baxter removed all his aggy stuff from his IG today sometime today.

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5 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Yeah they've got some stud LB's in the next two classes I think that we've already offered.  Is Jayvon Thomas flippable?

He's going to feel the FOMO of his buddies being in Austin. Flipping him and finishing the DB class with Williams, Muhammed, Toviano, Thomas and Johnson would be perfect.

2 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:



holy fucking shit its happening isnt it

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4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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57 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

What Is happeninggggg

I’ll tell you what’s happening… Texas is back!

Just now, futureman said:

I’ll tell you what’s happening… Texas is back!

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9 minutes ago, Duke Silver said:

What’s Roach doing on Isla Mujeres?

Safe bet is eating

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Just now, Junior Bonner said:

Kansas is SO fucked! 

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Roach and Anwar choosing to go on vacation right before the dead period was some incredible foresight.

5 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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Well  Herman Cain is happy I am happy.

Just now, texifornia said:

Roach and Anwar choosing to go on vacation right before the dead period was some incredible foresight.

So incredibly dumb to not wait like three days.

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