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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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#12206
Just now, salonghorn said:

Herman Cain is dead

You should definitely take this opportunity to tell us all about it. 

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#12210
36 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

This is you? 😂 Why are you such an angry elf? A lot of people, including our resident industry analyst felt the same way about our project takes but you chose to go neg bomb me. Seems like you hang around here waiting for this opportunity.

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Well fuck. I’ve been doxxed. I thought I had covered all my tracks. 
 

Don’t steal my invention ok? I’m going through product testing now, and I plan to retire off the FrockeStraw in the next couple years. 

#12212
1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

Well fuck. I’ve been doxxed. I thought I had covered all my tracks. 
 

Don’t steal my invention ok? I’m going through product testing now, and I plan to retire off the FrockeStraw in the next couple years. 

 

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#12218
11 minutes ago, Moderator said:

Well  Herman Cain is happy I am happy.

Two years behind?

I don't want to spoil any plot twists coming, but you probably want to skip watching the 2020 and 2021 OU games when they come around.

Also, bet Kansas money line @ Texas in 2021.

#12219
Just now, gmr548 said:

Two years behind?

I don't want to spoil any plot twists coming, but you probably want to skip watching the 2020 and 2021 OU games when they come around.

Also, bet Kansas money line @ Texas in 2021.

I just like to imagine him smiling down on all of us cooking up an amazing Godfather's pizza.  

#12220
 

Pass. I played in what was referred to as “the little swc” aka district 3-5A and even I can recognize that these kids are soft, big fish in a small pond. Highly doubt he’s the next Eric Winston
#12225
15 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

I’m going through product testing now, and I plan to retire off the FrockeStraw in the next couple years. 

You mean, the StrawBurt

#12226
3 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:


Pass. I played in what was referred to as “the little swc” aka district 3-5A and even I can recognize that these kids are soft, big fish in a small pond. Highly doubt he’s the next Eric Winston

Since none of them play tight end in High School it is obvious none of them will be the next Eric Winston.

#12227
5 minutes ago, Moderator said:

I just like to imagine him smiling down on all of us cooking up an amazing Godfather's pizza.  

I like to imagine he’s in a really warm place and not smiling at all.

#12231
17 minutes ago, NoName said:

So incredibly dumb to not wait like three days.

Imagine one of the busiest times of your business year and taking a week vacation. I put that on their bosses. 

#12232
Just now, RGBIII said:

Well so much for Hill

That would be nice especially after all the mean things I said and plan to say about Choate last year, this offseason, and this football season.

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8 minutes ago, Moderator said:

I just like to imagine him smiling down on all of us cooking up an amazing Godfather's pizza.  

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#12239
1 minute ago, Bevo said:

That would be nice especially after all the mean things I said and plan to say about Choate last year, this offseason, and this football season.

I believe Choate took that opinion… shined it up real nice.. turned that sumbitch sideways, and stuck it straight up your candy ass!

#12242
2 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I thought something had happened while I was away but just learned Herman Cain is still alive. 

If herman Cain is alive, then something HAS happened

#12243

List on commit watch:

- Baxter

- Cook

- Walton

- Harrison-Pilot

- Gullette

- Shelby

- Muhammad

 

Written-off list:

- Hill (just added)

 

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#12244

Williams gave Suchomel this quote after originally telling him (i.e. right before he left Austin) he was going to wait until the Fall : “A lot of things kind of changed,” Williams said. “I recognized the decision I’d been wanting to make. It felt like right time, knowing Arch (Manning) just committed a few days go. Then with all the other players that just committed from the 23 class coming in.”

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#12245
Since none of them play tight end in High School it is obvious none of them will be the next Eric Winston.

I wasn’t referring to position played or projected but to the fact that it’s been since Eric fucking Winston that someone from west Texas lived up to the hype
#12246
1 minute ago, Getafix said:

List on commit watch:

- Baxter

- Cook

- Walton

- Harrison-Pilot

- Gullette

- Shelby

- Muhammad

 

Written-off list:

- Hill (just added)

 

 

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#12247
2 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Williams gave Suchomel this quote after originally telling him (i.e. right before he left Austin) he was going to wait until the Fall : “A lot of things kind of changed,” Williams said. “I recognized the decision I’d been wanting to make. It felt like right time, knowing Arch (Manning) just committed a few days go. Then with all the other players that just committed from the 23 class coming in.”

Never let someone tell you momentum in recruiting isn't real

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#12248
1 minute ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Williams gave Suchomel this quote after originally telling him (i.e. right before he left Austin) he was going to wait until the Fall : “A lot of things kind of changed,” Williams said. “I recognized the decision I’d been wanting to make. It felt like right time, knowing Arch (Manning) just committed a few days go. Then with all the other players that just committed from the 23 class coming in.”

Never let someone tell you momentum in recruiting isn't real

I'm glad he inserted "(Manning)" into that quote. Otherwise, I'd have no idea who he was talking about when he said "Arch just committed a few days ago."

#12250

Look, I’m sorry. I just have to be more selective with my rep. I can’t risk not having any left if Hill commits. Or Cook. Or Baxter. Dammit, raise the rep limit, o benevolent one!

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