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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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We've had other kids from Westlake Village, CA before too.

That city is the entrance to some of the worlds best motorcycling roads (Santa Monica mountain range).

And is upper class with very good schools and football.

It's about 25 minutes up the freeway from Hollywood.

Welcome, Tate.  

Now imagine if we announced moving to the SEC starting with the 2023 season.

 

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Joe Cook at IT says they are checking to see if he’s on scholarship. Hiphopopotamus put him in the walk on thread, so maybe he knows something. I suspect WO who wants to have fun in Austin. 

Anyone who can afford to live in Westlake Village, CA....can afford to pay their own tuition fees.

3 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Anyone who can afford to live in Westlake Village, CA....can afford to pay their own tuition fees.

I just always assume longsnappers are rich kids. 

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I just always assume longsnappers are rich kids. 

must be the nursing capital of the world??

9 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Joe Cook at IT says they are checking to see if he’s on scholarship. Hiphopopotamus put him in the walk on thread, so maybe he knows something. I suspect WO who wants to have fun in Austin. 

Malik Allen is still the only fake commit. 

3 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Justin Wells says the snapper is a walk on.

I walked on your mom’s snapper last night.

2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

I walked on your mom’s snapper last night.

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32 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

 

Can anyone post this?  It's paywalled.

14 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

So uh, 247 fucked up and has a Baxter commitment edit in their gallery:

And it’s gone. Idiots 

5 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Can anyone post this?  It's paywalled.

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AUSTIN, Texas -- In the wake of the commitment of one of the most decorated football recruits in school history, Texas is in the midst of one of the most impressive recruiting flurries in the sport. Coach Steve Sarkisian can't specifically talk about Arch Manning's verbal pledge to Texas because of NCAA rules, but the halogen grin at his desk in his office Monday afternoon could have yielded a secondary violation from NCAA enforcement.

Texas earned a commitment Thursday from Manning, the No. 1 player in the Class of 2023 and the highest-rated recruit in school history per ESPN's recruiting rankings. That was followed by a run of seven verbal commitments over the weekend, giving Texas a recruiting tear that matches Sarkisian's "All Gas, No Brakes" mantra and projects toward a Top 5 class.

"This has been a great run," Sarkisian told ESPN on Monday. "Hopefully it's not over. I don't think it is. We may have a few more to go here this week. Hopefully we can continue to capture some of the momentum that has been created."

Manning's decision to pick Texas over Georgia and Alabama clearly kick-started the momentum. And while Sarkisian can't say the words "Arch Manning" because of NCAA recruiting rules, he was able to offer some context on what a commitment from a top quarterback can do for a coach attempting to build a program.

Manning's commitment brings rare credibility, as his famous last name -- he's the nephew of Peyton and Eli Manning -- inherently gives Texas football the blessing of America's First Family of Football. That helped take a huge college football story Thursday and turn it into one of the biggest headlines in all of sports, an irresistible collision of pedigree and possibility.

Harking back to his days as an assistant on Pete Carroll's first staff at USC, Sarkisian recalled how important it was to get a commitment from Matt Leinart of Mater Dei in Orange County. And he saw last year the recruiting magnetism of the transfer of Quinn Ewers from Ohio State, as Ewers had been regarded as the top quarterback in the Class of 2022 before skipping his senior year to enroll at Ohio State.

"Last year, getting Quinn on board, even though he was a transfer, he was the No. 1 player in that class prior to him reclassifying," Sarkisian said. "A lot those kids knew who Quinn Ewers was. It's always helpful when it's the quarterback that is the big fish. I think this [2023] class is very similar, it's just different timing."

Ewers committed to transfer to Texas in mid-December, which limited the amount of recruiting he could do for the school. Manning will have six months to recruit players to sign this December, meaning the latest "big fish" will allow Texas half a year to leverage the positive vibes from his commitment. Manning has been actively texting recruits to try to get them to join him in Austin, and his commitment is indicative of how the recruiting calendar in college sports has sped up.

"It used to be getting hot in November and December is what you wanted to do," Sarkisian said. "Nowadays, it feels like June or July is a really good time."

Texas rocketed up to No. 10 in ESPN's 2023 recruiting class rankings with Manning's commitment. Since then, the seven players the Longhorns have landed include two ESPN 300 prospects in safety Derek Williams (No. 76) and receiver Jonah Wilson (No. 278). Sarkisian's squad has seven ESPN 300 recruits, trailing only Georgia, Ohio State and Notre Dame (all of which have nine).

One of the buzzy names on the Texas target list is Johntay Cook II, a receiver from DeSoto High School who is ESPN's No. 43 overall recruit and has all the blue-blood offers.

Texas' current class comes on the heels of an incoming class of 35 players -- seven of whom are transfers -- that ranked No. 5 in ESPN's recruiting rankings last season. Most critical, Sarkisian pointed out, was that Texas landed 15 linemen -- seven offensive and eight defensive -- to help build the program for the long term and potentially reverse a trend of undistinguished line play on both sides of the ball.

Since the recruiting conversation had to remain general, Sarkisian touched on a few compelling macro philosophical recruiting topics. The first was that he told his team he viewed the first full class the staff was able to sign in 2022 as one that will help make Texas a great team. The 2023 class will signify something different.

"We are going to become a great program because we're going to sign a great class in 2023," Sarkisian said. "That's what great programs do. They stack recruiting classes on top of one another. This class is a really key one, just like the 2024 class will be a year from now.

"The ability to stack classes on top of one another, that's how you build a competitive roster. It brings out the best in every guy on your team."

Texas currently has 58 scholarship freshmen and sophomores on the roster. Sarkisian predicts Texas will be among the youngest programs in the Power 5 next season. But he's also quick to point out that should be a cause of optimism in upcoming years as the younger players grow up. The roots are planted.

The players entering now will be seniors when the school enters the SEC in 2025. Manning would be a junior or redshirt sophomore. Sarkisian said Texas is simultaneously building for the next three seasons while also keeping an eye on the SEC.

Sarkisian pointed to three areas where he saw the SEC as different from his time at Alabama -- "big humans" on the offensive and defensive line, speed everywhere and length at defensive back. Those traits are Texas priorities going forward, as he said the big linemen still have to be able to move and "there's not a lot of room for small corners."

Sarkisian said he praised his staff in a meeting this morning for how they've handled the month of June, after an exhausting month of spring recruiting that features the coaches juggling current players, unofficial and official visits, recruiting camps, youth camps and the strategy of when to bring in recruits. "June has become, some would argue, the toughest month of the year for us," he said.

Texas has a 15-member recruiting department led by director of player personnel Billy Glasscock. Sarkisian worried about singling out individuals on staff for Texas' dynamic recruiting, but did mention special teams coordinator Jeff Banks for his collective knowledge of the state, director of recruiting Brandon Harris for connecting with recruits and director of high school relations Chris Gilbert for his contacts.

He predicts the momentum will continue, in part because Texas recruits in a way in which the players and their families interact with each other -- 24 families visited officially the past two weekends -- and that intimacy builds familiarity. And with spots filling up, it also creates pressure and leverage for other high-profile players to jump aboard.

"As a couple of those guys start to jump in the boat, they develop real relationships with the other recruits," he said. "Inevitably, the momentum is really the wave of others jumping onboard with it. It continues the momentum and continues to build. A lot of it is who is tied to who. You have to be strategic when the wave is happening. Spots are limited. You have to be honest with recruits."

And few could have honestly predicted Texas to be in this position after a season in which the Longhorns lost at home to Kansas, got blown out at Arkansas and had the school's longest losing streak -- six games -- since 1956. Sarkisian stressed that he's building Texas on a simple philosophy: "My goal isn't to win a signing day championship. My goal is to win a national championship."

And that has led him to remain calm at a school where overreactions, coordinator firings and knee-jerk decisions have become part of the satire as the team has sputtered with no league titles since 2009. Since that season, there have been few stretches of optimism as glaring as this week. And Sarkisian's smile shows that there was a reason to stay calm through the chaos of last year.

"There isn't panic," he said. "We're on the right path and doing the right things. Would we have liked a few different results? Of course. But we can't let a few games knock us off the path that we're on for where we're trying to take this program."

 

Regarding Baxter from a On3 article:

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Miami 

“Coach Cristobal and coach Kevin Smith have been recruiting me extremely hard since they’ve got there,” Baxter said. “The whole new staff definitely wants to win and win now, they had the best practice that I have seen so far, very intense. I love that coach Cristobal is an O-line head coach, that means he wants to run the ball.” 

Florida

“Coach Napier and Juluke want me bad,” Baxter said. “They feel like I can be a program changer. I love how they rotate their backs, and don’t put wear and tear on your body. They want to win as well. The whole staff is genuine people and don’t fake it.”

Texas 

“Coach Sark and coach Choice are the ones recruiting me,” Baxter said. “They both are great people outside of coaching. I love the whole staff there and when I visited it was great vibes all across.”

Texas A&M

“Coach Fisher and Trob’s track records speak for themselves,” Baxter said. “Coach Fisher coached all the backs I idolized , Dalvin Cook, James Wilder, Karlos Williams, Devontae Freemen, etc. Being able to play in that offense would mean a lot and I’ll be able to excel in it. Also they are on the rise.”

 

 

6 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Can anyone post this?  It's paywalled.

just said Everyone

4 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

This definitely could be one of those AI generated images:

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He looks like if Sergio Garcia had to go into witness protection and became an accountant in Omaha. 

1 minute ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

He looks like if Sergio Garcia had to go into witness protection and became an accountant in Omaha. 

CDC mixed with Murr from Impractical Jokers

22 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

must be the nursing capital of the world??

Why? Do nurses have long snappers?

Speigelman seems like the On3 equivalent of Fong. He put in picks for Manning, Williams and Chatman moments before they announced, so that Muhammad pick could be telling. 

5 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Why? Do nurses have long snappers?

nurse GIF

3 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

What am I looking at?

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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Looking at the five stars is it Hicks, Matayo Uiagalelei or Hill a second time? Those seem to be the only ones I remember us being mentioned for in the last 6 months

2 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Looking at the five stars is it Hicks, Matayo Uiagalelei or Hill a second time? Those seem to be the only ones I remember us being mentioned for in the last 6 months

Maybe that 5* TE from AZ?

1 minute ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

Maybe that 5* TE from AZ?

Yeah I was thinking Duce Robinson

6 minutes ago, Octavian said:

Yeah I was thinking Duce Robinson

Pronounced Il Duce or Duece Coupe?

I need to know which joke to make.

Edited by JBJ

4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Ha. I'd forgotten about that one. I miss having more spare time to fuck around with that thing. No, @RGBIII you can't have it. 


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