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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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5 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I refuse to believe Hale is in high school based on that picture. He has to be at least 25. 

 

 


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5 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I refuse to believe Hale is in high school based on that picture. He has to be at least 25. 

 

 

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Boban Marjanovic: "Yes, I'm 22 years old."

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Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

Matthews tonight?

Think so. NBA Youngboy (the rapper mentioned) is from Baton Rouge.

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Matthews tonight?

Wrong orange 

 

Just now, HtownHorn said:

That didn't say committed.

it's just the video for the Tennessee OV

3 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Wrong orange 

 

Just his OV cutup. Like Walton's last night. 

He just posted it like 10+ minutes ago though.

Not a good sign for anything happening tonight but I'm probably (hopefully) wrong!

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

That's an 'OV' video - like the Walton one every freaked out over yesterday.

 

Really?  Huh ... the trigger-happy dopes!

 

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1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

He just posted it like 10+ minutes ago though.

Not a good sign for anything happening tonight but I'm probably (hopefully) wrong!

Buddy, it really might be time to lurk for a bit. 

What if, and hear me out, what if we just became good football players who committed to Texas, so we wouldn't need to follow the recruiting board

8 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

Shit is creepy...xerxes lookin mf.

1 minute ago, TotallyLegit said:

What if, and hear me out, what if we just became good football players who committed to Texas, so we wouldn't need to follow the recruiting board

<s   Name checks out   /s>

On Hunter Osbourne, I was looking on VolNation and saw a lot of talk that Dabo has told him he has until early July (think 7/5 was the date) to give a commitment or lose his spot.  No idea if this real or not, but lots of discussion on it.

2 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

What if, and hear me out, what if we just became good football players who committed to Texas, so we wouldn't need to follow the recruiting board

Example A on how that works out:

Geoff Ketchum (@fattyketch) / Twitter

Just now, Sandbagging Steve said:

Example A on how that works out:

Geoff Ketchum (@fattyketch) / Twitter

He seems out over his kneecaps in that photo

 

Standish, on Malik Muhammad.

 

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27 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I refuse to believe Hale is in high school based on that picture. He has to be at least 25. 

 

 

Good kid, good family, good character and works his tail off. John King doesn’t love and put up with losers and he adores Hale. 

1 minute ago, Getafix said:

 

Standish, on Malik Muhammad.

 

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Yeah I hear his aunt is a really big Texas fan.

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Best Beef Ribs - Blacks (Lockhart)

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1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Yeah I hear his aunt is a really big Texas fan.

 

If only there were always an aunt ... 

 

1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Good kid, good family, good character and works his tail off. John King doesn’t love and put up with losers and he adores Hale. 

He has smoke across cfb boards that big programs are wary of taking his commitment despite being fabulously talented. Something's off with him.

5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Yeah I hear his aunt is a really big Texas fan.

There's always an aunt.

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2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He has smoke across cfb boards that big programs are wary of taking his commitment despite being fabulously talented. Something's off with him.

And where there's smoke theres fire

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2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He has smoke across cfb boards that big programs are wary of taking his commitment despite being fabulously talented. Something's off with him.

I’m picking up what you’re putting down…Paul Newman GIF

38 minutes ago, texifornia said:

We talking more Zach Evans headcase or more Chris Marshall/Josh Moore pillar of the South American economy?

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8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Something's off with him.

Is it the fact that he's the 32-year-old son of Snoop Dogg and he played two years with Bishop Sycamore?

2 hours ago, TotallyLegit said:

I want a goal-line play called Operation: Dumbo Drop

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58 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I refuse to believe Hale is in high school based on that picture. He has to be at least 25. 

 

 

 

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1 minute ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

So are we still thinking something is going down?

Honestly not sure. Besides the one tweet it's been very quiet w/r/t Longhorn social media

1 minute ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

So are we still thinking something is going down?

Recruiting? Not sure. Something is going down alright, but we're not allowed to talk about food right now.

 

10 minutes ago, sdm said:

Recruiting? Not sure. Something is going down alright, but we're not allowed to talk about food right now.

You can talk about food, just remember to start off with, "please respect my decision"

1 minute ago, CptnJiggleBits said:

 

You can talk about food, just remember to start off with, "please respect my decision"

I will only accept "blessed" 

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

On Hunter Osbourne, I was looking on VolNation and saw a lot of talk that Dabo has told him he has until early July (think 7/5 was the date) to give a commitment or lose his spot.  No idea if this real or not, but lots of discussion on it.

The guy who stresses being loyal to your commitment and doesn’t allow visits once committed is pressuring kids into committing? Dabo’s gettin desperate. 
 

This makes me feel that much better about Venables being OU’s head coach. 

56 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Good kid, good family, good character and works his tail off. John King doesn’t love and put up with losers and he adores Hale. 

I’m getting some serious Harvdog vibes from this post. Has Hale stuffed your kid into a trash can yet? 

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9 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I will only accept "blessed" 

#sobless

10 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

The guy who stresses being loyal to your commitment and doesn’t allow visits once committed is pressuring kids into committing? Dabo’s gettin desperate. 
 

This makes me feel that much better about Venables being OU’s head coach. 

I’m getting some serious Harvdog vibes from this post. Has Hale stuffed your kid into a trash can yet? 

Ha! Nah, never met him but know many close to the program and they swear he works hard to earn whatever happens. 

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