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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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27 minutes ago, The Dog said:

This is the second time I've seen this referenced - first was either in the aggy thread here or on r/cfb a day or so ago.

So I think it's safe to say there's some smoke here. 

Oh wow. I didn’t know a random poster on Reddit said it also. I’m sold. 

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38 minutes ago, Irieguy said:

I know we are all excited about the possibility of A&M running out of money but CTJ has a history of confidently asserting positions that don’t warrant that level of confidence. Him explicitly stating it’s a rumor tells me it’s the weakest information I could imagine. Plus we know aggy would sell their momma to spite us and keep recruits. 

Yeah, well, I don’t track hits and misses on recruiting boards, but seems to me CTJ is a pretty good source. And even if he’s not, he’s damn entertaining. So maybe go fuck yourself. 
 

Just saying. 

4 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

Yeah, well, I don’t track hits and misses on recruiting boards, but seems to me CTJ is a pretty good source. And even if he’s not, he’s damn entertaining. So maybe go fuck yourself. 
 

Just saying. 

You are one step away from sending him $9.95. Good luck with that. 

5 minutes ago, Irieguy said:

Oh wow. I didn’t know a random poster on Reddit said it also. I’m sold. 

Christ you act like this entire process isn't hearsay until they sign. Who pissed in your cheerios this morning?

1 minute ago, Irieguy said:

You are one step away from sending him $9.95. Good luck with that. 

Hed have to catch me first....shit. nevermind 

4 minutes ago, Octavian said:

Johntay seems to have changed his profile pic back to Texas from Michigan

He’s a savvy kid, gonna ride the Arch train to great success in social media and the field.

2 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Christ you act like this entire process isn't hearsay until they sign. Who pissed in your cheerios this morning?

calm the big lebowski GIF
 

I just don’t believe the rumor. Not upset at all. 

7 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Christ you act like this entire process isn't hearsay until they sign. Who pissed in your cheerios this morning?

If he’s eating cheerios for breakfast, irrespective of liquid media, ctj can empathize with his anger. 

8 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Christ you act like this entire process isn't hearsay until they sign. Who pissed in your cheerios this morning?

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51 minutes ago, Irieguy said:

I know we are all excited about the possibility of A&M running out of money but CTJ has a history of confidently asserting positions that don’t warrant that level of confidence. Him explicitly stating it’s a rumor tells me it’s the weakest information I could imagine. Plus we know aggy would sell their momma to spite us and keep recruits. 

Who said aggie money is running out? If you're referencing ctj, that could mean lots of things. Saban shinning a light that way caused everyone looking at them closely. It could pause the process they had, it could cause cold feet by folks not wanting a risk they did not understand if it was sold as now being legal, it could mean any of real world scenario for folks who simply thought they were safe since johnny sharp is one of this states best fraud/conmen...

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1 hour ago, Irieguy said:

I know we are all excited about the possibility of A&M running out of money but CTJ has a history of confidently asserting positions that don’t warrant that level of confidence. Him explicitly stating it’s a rumor tells me it’s the weakest information I could imagine. Plus we know aggy would sell their momma to spite us and keep recruits. 

You seem grumpy but I spoke with CTJ last night and we both heard the EXACT same thing, down to the exact same players that it’s affecting and both from entirely different sources who received their information from different sources….so I guess what I’m saying is, fuck around and find out

21 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Christ you act like this entire process isn't hearsay until they sign. Who pissed in your cheerios this morning?

The fact that I put Irieguy on ignore months ago hasn't worked out too well.

1 minute ago, cafe society said:

The fact that I put Irieguy on ignore months ago hasn't worked out too well.

Kinda ironic that irieguy does not have very irie vibes

15 minutes ago, Goodman said:

Saban shinning a light that way caused everyone looking at them closely.

 

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Maybe we should have taken Jimbo Fisher at his word?

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“There is no $30 million fund. There is no $5 million. There is no $10 million. This is garbage, OK? It pisses me off,” Fisher said in his signing day news conference.

 

1 hour ago, Irieguy said:

 Plus we know aggy would sell their momma to spite us and keep recruits. 

Aggy already sold their mommas for the #1 class of all-time.

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36 minutes ago, Irieguy said:

Oh wow. I didn’t know a random poster on Reddit said it also. I’m sold. 

You seem like a riot at parties. 

18 minutes ago, Goodman said:

Who said aggie money is running out? If you're referencing ctj, that could mean lots of things. Saban shinning a light that way caused everyone looking at them closely. It could pause the process they had, it could cause cold feet by folks not wanting a risk they did not understand if it was sold as now being legal, it could mean any of real world scenario for folks who simply thought they were safe since johnny sharp is one of this states best fraud/conmen...

Semantics. I’m doubtful aggy has stopped paying. I hope I’m wrong. 

I wonder how much the Saban/Kiffin publicity has impacted atm’s payments. We all justifiably laugh at the NCAA but getting the spotlight shined on you so much has gotta cause some boosters to hesitate a bit. 

1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said:

I didn’t even know where Melissa is… apparently 40 miles from downtown Dallas, so it’s probably a dammed good place to be injured 🤣

I’ve been in Melissa

Just now, closetohumping said:

I’ve been in Melissa

Me too. She was my high school girlfriend. 

2 hours ago, gmr548 said:


Unless things have changed in the past ten years, HS athletes and their families are on their own when it comes to medical expenses and treatment. Perhaps a HS program has a partner physician locally that consults at a discount or something but that’s about it. Even that can be valuable if it’s a good doctor though.

I’m sure a major D1 football prospect has the inside track to good care through relationships with college coaches, and through that booster connections.

I would say most school districts now provide blanket insurance for athletics and other programs like ROTC.  Parent insurance is primary ( if any) and blanket insurance is secondary.

1 hour ago, futureman said:

two level one sources, imo.  definite smoke. 

What the aggy hon fire did

3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

I’ve been in Melissa

Is that South Austin's mom's name?  If so, #metoo.

2 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Harris Sewell to Clemson.

 

 

high five texas am GIF by Texas A&M University

3 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Harris Sewell to Clemson.

 

 

....and signed an NIL deal with a Romance Novel Cover Artist?

27 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

You seem grumpy but I spoke with CTJ last night and we both heard the EXACT same thing, down to the exact same players that it’s affecting and both from entirely different sources who received their information from different sources….so I guess what I’m saying is, fuck around and find out

Yeah @Irieguy what RGB and CTJ said you dumb bitch!

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

He needs to get that flag off his back

you know how I know you post on Texags?

7 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Harris Sewell to Clemson.

 

 

poor aggy

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Has to be Malik or Anthony Hill?

Probably Johntay?

Or maybe Recruitocosm is just celebrating the Colorado Avalanche winning the Stanley Cup, while rewatching Idris Elba in The Wire. 

21 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

The Arch tweet followed by dominoes follow by this:
 

 

All subtweets of the original Arch.

 

To play devil's advocate, Idris Elba did a thumbs up...

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Derek Williams doing some recruiting.

 

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51 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

You seem grumpy but I spoke with CTJ last night and we both heard the EXACT same thing, down to the exact same players that it’s affecting and both from entirely different sources who received their information from different sources….so I guess what I’m saying is, fuck around and find out

Fuck around and find out what, exactly? That bringing in mercenaries and headcases to a shit hole like College Station may not work out? No shit. Did your sources also tell you water is wet? Of course aggy over promised and under delivered. It's kind of their thing.

I’m skeptical of aggy turning off the cash flow because it’s literally the only thing they have going for them and they have never shown subtlety or restraint. But I hope I’m wrong. I’m not trying to be controversial. Hook ‘em. 

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Just now, Texasrocks said:

 Of course aggy over promised and under delivered. It's kind of their thing.

Just to bring pages 262-263 full circle this was Melissa’s complaint about me

2 minutes ago, Irieguy said:

I’m skeptical of aggy turning off the cash flow because it’s literally the only thing they have going for them and they have never shown subtlety or restraint. But I hope I’m wrong. I’m not trying to be controversial. Hook ‘em. 

You know what removed all skepticism I had of you being a bitch? This follow up post.

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