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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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1 minute ago, Nope said:

Wisner

Wisner just transferred to DeSoto from Waco Connally, so kinda sorta maybe no?

Texas has had a lot of players from DeSoto and the majority don't pan out. Hopefully this will change.

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It looks like September 9th is SOC @ desoto. Might be fun to attend. 


It might fun but it might not be safe. I attended both schools so I feel comfortable saying that. 

We got another big commitment…again. So I had to post my witty picture reply in yet another commitment thread…again.

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2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Wisner just transferred to DeSoto from Waco Connally, so kinda sorta maybe no?

Texas has had a lot of players from DeSoto and the majority don't pan out. Hopefully this will change.

By the time the cycle is over it’ll count

18 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

 

 

If I did tweet at recruits, I would send Malik Muhammad this image since he's a fan of Sweet James Jones.

Chad “Pimp C” Butler – CMG Worldwide

8 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

Another Malikmas?

More like Archgiving. 

3 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Wisner just transferred to DeSoto from Waco Connally, so kinda sorta maybe no?

Texas has had a lot of players from DeSoto and the majority don't pan out. Hopefully this will change.

I really like Wisner, and Johntay is easily the top receiver in the class this year. His mental eval seems to be miles ahead of Stewart with similar production capabilities. 

Coach, someone by the name of black unicorn is on line #10 for you and says it's urgent. Should I take a message?

4 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Coach, someone by the name of black unicorn is on line #10 for you and says it's urgent. Should I take a message?

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27 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

Besides Byron Murphy, this is first kid we've landed from DeSoto since 2012.  Lets start a pipeline.

 

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Why don’t you say “since 2012 he’s the second kid we’ve landed from Desoto?”

14 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

NO.. This Archukkah, because it goes for 8 days and nights

Bust out the Manningschewitz!

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Why don’t you say “since 2012 he’s the second kid we’ve landed from Desoto?”

Because I'm retarded.

2 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Coach, someone by the name of black unicorn is on line #10 for you and says it's urgent. Should I take a message?

Sark: Tell him to go cash in some of those Papa bucks to call someone who cares. 

4 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

Because I'm retarded.

There's plenty of tards out there living kick ass lives.

The best part is going to be watching the aggy meltdown all the way to the new number one highest ranked class of all time

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3 minutes ago, ATexanAbroad said:

The best part is going to be watching the aggy meltdown all the way to the new number one highest ranked class of all time

No chance we get there unless we magically replace our OL recruits with 5 stars who are willing to wait 3 years. 

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1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

No chance we get there unless we magically replace our OL recruits with 5 stars who are willing to wait 3 years. 

Say we get hicks, hill, and pull another 5 star….plus 6 more kids of 4+ star, who knows 

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20 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

If I did tweet at recruits, I would send Malik Muhammad this image since he's a fan of Sweet James Jones.

Chad “Pimp C” Butler – CMG Worldwide

I know this is going over heads but “everybody wanna ball, holla at broads at the mall, hit me up watch em fall, ninja I can’t f with y’all” sorry pimp c moment 

1 minute ago, ATexanAbroad said:

We take another 8+ players with an average of 4 stars….

Still no. Maybe this recruiting thing isn’t for you. 

1 minute ago, ATexanAbroad said:

Say we get hicks, hill, and pull another 5 star….plus 6 more kids of 4+ star, who knows 

We aren't getting Hicks, and people have calculated it out already. So... WE know. 

Just now, Burt Macklin said:

Still no. Maybe this recruiting thing isn’t for you. 

I am day drinking and enjoying the koolaid, maybe you need to be more like your avatar and enjoy life

5 minutes ago, ATexanAbroad said:

The best part is going to be watching the aggy meltdown all the way to the new number one highest ranked class of all time

Unless we take an insane number of kids, we aren’t getting that. 

1 minute ago, Atticus said:

Unless we take an insane number of kids, we aren’t getting that. 

Day drinking. Fuck your numbers.

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43 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

 

 

When you learn about a huge commitment on page 265 of the $9.95 board while on a TEAMS meeting...

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2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

There is no 25 man rule this year....might take 35 +/- 3 and purge roster more.

No no no, we will never get there!

It's good that Wisner appears all-in. Someone was saying a couple weeks ago that we might have a hard time holding on to him.

Surprisingly light on four stars right now. I guess that is until the BOMC gets ahold of those 3 stars and starts bumping them up.  Nice to see 3 5 stars. Feel like it's been a minute since we got more than 1 or 2 of those. 

Really really really nice week. I really need the story of aggy bouncing checks all over town to be true.

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