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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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12 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

Taint Shaver?

That's a smooth snap!

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Saw this comment on IT.  I assume its true, its on the internet.

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Sark has gotten as many 5 star commitments in the last 7 months (six) as Strong and Herman did combined in their tenures at Texas.

 

23 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Taint Haver is a 5 star name.

Taint has made many a man haver.

34 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

There is no 25 man rule this year....might take 35 +/- 3 and purge roster more.

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Herman’s recruits watching Sark recruit

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don't post that rivals shit here, or think they know what they are doing.

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

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Herman watching Sark recruit

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Just now, Texas Wahoo said:

 

 

For the boomers on the board he said "I swear to god."

29 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

I'm on mobile, so forgive me if this doesn't upload correctly.

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Clockwise from top: Rueben Owens, Jonah Wilson, Owen Wilson, Johntay Cook

1 minute ago, tokamak said:

Clockwise from top: Rueben Owens, Jonah Wilson, Owen Wilson, Johntay Cook

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3 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

For the boomers on the board he said "I swear to god."

Please do this for every post.

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

This screenshot was posted on IT:

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I can already hear Lowell yelling “the Duce is loose!”

On this entire site I only have two posters on ignore. About to add a third. 

1 minute ago, Octavian said:

I can already hear Lowell yelling “the Duce is loose!”

I pray to God that Lowell is not calling our games in the SEC. I will make it my life's work to get him out of a job at SECN 

3 minutes ago, Octavian said:

I can already hear Lowell yelling “the Duce is loose!”

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2 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

I pray to God that Lowell is not calling our games in the SEC. I will make it my life's work to get him out of a job at SECN 

So will he.

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20 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

CTJ going to have to start calling him Five Star Steve

Steve Sarkclosedagain

53 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

I know this is going over heads but “everybody wanna ball, holla at broads at the mall, hit me up watch em fall, ninja I can’t f with y’all” sorry pimp c moment 

Never apologize for quoting Pimp C

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

There is no 25 man rule this year....might take 35 +/- 3 and purge roster more.

I'd love to see it but at some point the game theory for croots says not to join a class with too many other players at your position

The following counters would be 30 and I imagine it'd be tough to add more guys past this

QB 1

RB 2

WR 5

TE 2

OL 5

DL 5

LB 4

DB 6

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Surprisingly light on four stars right now. I guess that is until the BOMC gets ahold of those 3 stars and starts bumping them up.  Nice to see 3 5 stars. Feel like it's been a minute since we got more than 1 or 2 of those. 

Really really really nice week. I really need the story of aggy bouncing checks all over town to be true.

I anticipate that at least three or four of those guys get bumped to 4 stars with good Sr. years. 

Hayes Fawcett: Five-Star LB Anthony Hill Jr. names final 2

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Five-star linebacker Anthony Hill Jr. of Denton (TX) Ryan High has narrowed his list to two schools– Texas and Texas A&M. The 6-foot-2, 220 pounder went in depth on his finalists.

Texas

“The staff had put together a good weekend on my OV, and talking football and the plans of the future, with coach Pkay, choate, and Sark was really big on making this decision,” Hill said. “ Getting to play with 2 of my old teammates would be a plus as well.”

Texas A&M

“Over the last 3 years Texas A&M has been really constant with recruiting me,” Hill said. “With coach Santucci, and getting to play with a great D-line would be big.”

Anthony Hill Jr. Scouting Summary

“Downhill linebacker with good size and straight-line speed,” On3’s Director of Scouting Charles Power wrote. “Has starred for one of the top defenses in Texas high school football since his sophomore season. Combines his speed with a high effort level, resulting in a highly productive player at the high school level. At his best when he can use his closing speed as a blitzer or in pursuit sideline-to-sideline. Shows some physicality as a striker.”

“Has one of the longer wing-spans of top linebackers in the 2023 cycle. Provides added value as a pass rusher and may eventually grow into an EDGE prospect down the line. Has a penchant for forcing turnovers and looks to strip the football often. Will need to continue improving his skills playing in space and in coverage.”

Hill ranks as the No. 14 player in the On3 Consensus, a complete and equally weighted industry-generated average that accounts for all four major recruiting sites. He also tabs in as the No.1 linebacker and the No. 2 player in the state of Texas.

 

The one damned HS coach I know, and he’s at Guyer….I got nothin’ for Hill scoop

46 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

On this entire site I only have two posters on ignore. About to add a third. 

who are the two?

12 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

 

That is a weak ass pollex. Calculator...

none of this so-called recruiting momentum is real until anthony hill commits to us.  then it’s real. 

1 minute ago, futureman said:

none of this so-called recruiting momentum is real until anthony hill commits to us.  then it’s real. 

Derek Williams was. Hicks would be. McVay would as well. Hill would be huge.

4 minutes ago, ATexanAbroad said:

Derek Williams was. Hicks would be. McVay would as well. Hill would be huge.

Texas isn't getting Hicks. Be happy if we get the DT from NJ, as that would be another recruiting victory over Georgia and aggy.

6 minutes ago, ATexanAbroad said:

Derek Williams was. Hicks would be. McVay would as well. Hill would be huge.

Better add Cook to that “real” list as well.

6 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Texas isn't getting Hicks. Be happy if we get the DT from NJ, as that would be another recruiting victory over Georgia and aggy.

I definitely see this as a "missing on bear Alexander but pulling Aaron Bryant" type scenario. Would love to get sydir 

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Checking in on this thread and it's ATexanAbroad and Futureman discussing which prospects constitute "real" recruiting momentum. 

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Just looking at the 247 DL rankings. There is an insane amount of talent coming out of Alabama this year. Hopefully that can help us with Osborne if in state and closer surrounding schools prioritize other local DL’s .

Anthony Hill has been "liking" pro Texas things, even after his top 2 dropped. I know I'm guilty of reading too much into player social media after the Kelvin banks saga from last years but it seems to be trending to us at least.

3 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Anthony Hill has been "liking" pro Texas things, even after his top 2 dropped. I know I'm guilty of reading too much into player social media after the Kelvin banks saga from last years but it seems to be trending to us at least.

I still have PTSD from last year's supposed pro-Texas stuff coming from Harris/Perkins/Stewart/Anderson and subsequent shenanigans. Although the pro-Texas stuff this cycle seems to have much better follow-through.

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4 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Anthony Hill has been "liking" pro Texas things, even after his top 2 dropped. I know I'm guilty of reading too much into player social media after the Kelvin banks saga from last years but it seems to be trending to us at least.

nothing super clear/recent on twitter follows for Anthony Hill per whotwi: https://en.whotwi.com/thegoatanthony1/friends

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Any word on his curtains or flight plans? 
 

Just asking… 

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