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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

 

I feel y’all, just know that Nahlin’s info is an amalgamation of all the other IT staffers. Gerry is of course the goat, wells and cook are great and frankly Bobby Burton is one of the best things that has happened to Texas football for reasons that may never be appreciated properly

 

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30 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

 

I feel y’all, just know that Nahlin’s info is an amalgamation of all the other IT staffers. Gerry is of course the goat, wells and cook are great and frankly Bobby Burton is one of the best things that has happened to Texas football for reasons that may never be appreciated properly

I'm hoping this recession will cause a 995 consolidation where Bobby and Gerry are joined by Hudson and Roach is their intern. Paul W. remains as a contribuitor discussing football only, his workout & other sport opinion rights get taken away. The bimbo remains as producer as long as she keeps the tits showing. 

35 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

 

I feel y’all, just know that Nahlin’s info is an amalgamation of all the other IT staffers. Gerry is of course the goat, wells and cook are great and frankly Bobby Burton is one of the best things that has happened to Texas football for reasons that may never be appreciated properly

No one at IT is worse than Ian Boyd, but Joe Cook is close. Wells, Nahlin, Gerry, and the godfather are fine.

Just now, HtownHorn said:

No one at IT is worse than Ian Boyd, but Joe Cook is close. Wells, Nahlin, Gerry, and the godfather are fine.

Joe is a copywriter 

2 minutes ago, Goodman said:

I'm hoping this recession will cause a 995 consolidation where Bobby and Gerry are joined by Hudson and Roach is their intern. Paul W. remains as a contribuitor discussing football only, his workout & other sport opinion rights get taken away. The bimbo remains as producer as long as she keeps the tits showing. 

All Roach wants to do is be Stepp's buddy at DCTF. Dude has virtually zero interest in football between TXHSFB and the Buffalo Bills.

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59 minutes ago, Deej said:

Just don't expect your Burnt Ends cup promptly. 

 

27 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

@immamac Has them now and they ain’t my problem lol also we should probably podcast and do that whole dinner thing…saving UT footballs NIL program may have gotten in the way I guess, I’m ready to do hood rat shit with my friends

2 minutes ago, D3zii said:

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3 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 


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2 commits at the same time.

 

 

I assume MM?

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Feels like we're on the precipice to a big year guys 

30 minutes ago, D3zii said:

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Not gonna lie, I don’t really understand Banks’ numbering system. 

So is the number of Hook’em emoji’s symbolic of the number of silent commits? 

1 minute ago, Chili dog said:

So is the number of Hook’em emoji’s symbolic of the number of silent commits? 

I think so - not sure if some of them have already announced though

3 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Feels like we're on the precipice to a big year guys 

Don't you fucking dare

2 minutes ago, Octavian said:

I think so - not sure if some of them have already announced though

Kinda reads like, “Be on the lookout for four.” Seems like we’re waiting on at least that many. I really can’t keep up anymore. Not if I expect to be employed next week. 

🤘- Williams

🤘 🤘 - Walton

🤘 🤘 🤘 - Cook

🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 - ????

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Rest up boys, sounds like we’ve got an early morning tomorrow. 
 

Remember to hydrate. 

I am currently "hydrating" so that should be fine, right?

Pretty sure Banks is just tweeting out every time a prospect decides to announce

x1 Hook Em - 6/27 3:01PM - Derek Williams Jr commits at 5:51PM

x2 Hook Em - 6/27 6:04PM - Billy Walton III commits at 2:01PM the next day

x3 Hook Em - 6/28 3:06PM - Johntay Cook commits at 12:50PM the next day

x4 Hook Em - 6/29 10:00PM - ???

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3 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

Kinda reads like, “Be on the lookout for four.” Seems like we’re waiting on at least that many. I really can’t keep up anymore. Not if I expect to be employed next week. 

I just started a new position. I’m in my second week. I’m thinking they won’t fire me this early in my tenure. Right? 

5 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Pretty sure Banks is just tweeting out every time a prospect decides to announce

x1 Hook Em - 6/27 3:01PM - Derek Williams Jr commits at 5:51PM

x2 Hook Em - 6/27 6:04PM - Billy Walton III commits at 2:01PM the next day

x3 Hook Em - 6/28 3:06PM - Johntay Cook commits at 12:50PM the next day

x4 Hook Em - 6/29 10:00PM - ???

Thanks for cracking the code. I’m guessing Muhammad tomorrow. 

47 minutes ago, D3zii said:

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All gas, no sleep!!!!

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I am currently "hydrating" so that should be fine, right?

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Bitcoin dropping 75% from last fall have anything to do with this? It’s all fine and good as a way to conceal payments until you realize you have Dutch Tulips in your account and not cash. 

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1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

I was told the Burnt Ends cup looks sorta some thing like this

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The Burnt Ends cup looks more like this, actually:

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30 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

Not gonna lie, I don’t really understand Banks’ numbering system. 

 

You think that’s Banks’ numbering system?  Allow me to disabuse you of that notion.

 

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1 hour ago, D3zii said:

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I’m not falling for that shit again. I’m going to bed. Out bitches. 

Other than the linemen who wanted to go on the same day to represent unit cohesiveness, they are letting each high profile kid have his own day. I’m betting Gullette Thursday. I’m not expecting anything additional tonight

16 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

So aggy paid the 2022 class in shitcoin that's now worthless? 

 

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