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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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1 minute ago, Duane Moore said:

Who are we after where Oregon is our big competitor now that Johntay is on board? Vasek? Might not look so attractive to him now. Or Cal to MHP. 

Definitely Vasek.

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1 minute ago, Duane Moore said:

Who are we after where Oregon is our big competitor now that Johntay is on board? Vasek? Might not look so attractive to him now. Or Cal to MHP. 

I wonder how hard the staff is pushing for someone like MHP or GReathouse. Definitely take both players, I just wonder if the staff is happy to let them take their time. 

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Sort of recruiting related:

 

Naturally, I blame Texas.

Geez didn’t know Iowa went toe to toe with bama and lost out on the top tackle in the whole class?? A)that’sawesome.gif b)that’s awesome some more C)glad we don’t have to face him, looks like..well, a uh 5 star recruit. 

15 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Have another mimosa and grab an eggs benedict. 

Man I’m already on my second serving of cantaloupe 

The usc news certainly isn’t that surprising. I would have rather it just have been UCLA or them and Utah or something. I do wonder if now there’s going to be some giant S-E-C V BIG10 yelling matched, wait there for sure will be. But I don’t know how much recruiting we plan on doing in California but would have rather them stayed in the pac.

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Guess the remaining Pac and Big 12 could merge into some configuration or other--don't know, don't care.  

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2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

The bottomless bloody mary bar is starting to feel a little heavy on the stomach. May have to change it up to Micheladas

Tequila shots or another directors cup for yew!

30 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

It’s real life buddy, it’s basically a done deal. 


Can't wait to see beach volleyball in Ann Arbor in early March.

An SEC v B10 showdown scheduled in a few years would be dope. A weekend full of big-time matchups like Texas-Michigan, Bama-fOSU, even Aggy can take on Rutgers!

6 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

An SEC v B10 showdown scheduled in a few years would be dope. A weekend full of big-time matchups like Texas-Michigan, Bama-fOSU, even Aggy can take on Rutgers!

That Vandy v Northwestern game could be decided in overtime by a spelling bee.

10 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


Can't wait to see beach volleyball in Ann Arbor in early March.

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11 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

An SEC v B10 showdown scheduled in a few years would be dope. A weekend full of big-time matchups like Texas-Michigan, Bama-fOSU, even Aggy can take on Rutgers!

Gaggy will learn real fast how big of a brand they have when they get out against Indiana at 11am kickoff on ESPN 3

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This whole “Sark Before Brunch” fiasco confirms my strong belief that brunch is for the weak. By that time of day if you want to drink with your meal then man up and drink. Don’t pretty it up with French sauces and champagne. Steak, eggs, whiskey, and beer is fine. 

Now excuse me I have to check in with my rehab counselor and then see the cardiologist… 
 

 

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

3,2,4,1

Somebody already numbered them incorrectly

10 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

I gave up really early and just hoped it was a decommitment.  

14 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Gaggy will learn real fast how big of a brand they have when they get out against Indiana at 11am kickoff on ESPN 3

Actually that game is on the Ocho.

11 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

He's almost definitely already committed to OSU

6 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

This whole “Sark Before Brunch” fiasco confirms my strong belief that brunch is for the weak. By that time of day if you want to drink with your meal then man up and drink. Don’t pretty it up with French sauces and champagne. Steak, eggs, whiskey, and beer is fine. 

Now excuse me I have to check in with my rehab counselor and then see the cardiologist… 
 

 

Are fried potatoes ok?

I missed my freeway entrance going home from the @USC game and it wasn’t pretty. My options were to drive around the hood a bit looking for another way on, or drive my rental car onto a toll road w/o a toll tag knowing I’d get hit with a $100 fee. I chose the latter. My wife and kids were with me.


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Guess my DQ steak finger basket for lunch didn't do shit.....

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Wonder if the remaining Big12 schools that matter decide to collaborate with leftover Pac schools to create new conference.

call it the DustWac

2 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Guess my DQ steak finger basket for lunch didn't do shit.....

What are you hoping for a 2-star? 

2 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Guess my DQ steak finger basket for lunch didn't do shit.....

Usually takes about 2 hours for DQ to "do shit" for me.

1 minute ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Usually takes about 2 hours for DQ to "do shit" for me.

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4 hours ago, Mikey4 said:

Man, I bet Jimbo is in total shock from that video. On one day, he thinks he landed the #1 class of all time based on his charm and football prowess; the next day, he learns that his team has been promising cash payments to players on their visits. What a shock that must be for him.

 

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17 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Guess my DQ steak finger basket for lunch didn't do shit.....

You skimped and didn't get the 8 piece, did you?

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Man, this shit fucking sucks.

Told you it was the fucking monkey. And due to pending legal dealings , Banks was unable to correct his twitter due to some complicated legal shit. 

4 hours ago, Bob Lives! said:

I missed my freeway entrance going home from the @USC game and it wasn’t pretty. My options were to drive around the hood a bit looking for another way on, or drive my rental car onto a toll road w/o a toll tag knowing I’d get hit with a $100 fee. I chose the latter. My wife and kids were with me.


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because it was appropriate

We still have 2 minutes left for brunch in the PDT zone

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1 minute ago, CptnJiggleBits said:

Enough of this lull. Time to get somebody on the line.

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10 minutes ago, Jamaal.25 said:

We still have 2 minutes left for brunch in the PDT zone

Brunch isn't until Sunday.

1 minute ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

Classic 7:30 brunch

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I bet aggy is already doing a pre-announcement pre-meltdown meltdown. 

5 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

Classic 7:30 brunch

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Breakfast for dinner.

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