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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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45 minutes ago, Hozz said:

Top school announcements/videos/whatever should be banned.

You should at least lose ranking points. 

Someone posted this on FB, so obviously it's reliable.

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5 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Someone posted this on FB, so obviously it's reliable.

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5 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Someone posted this on FB, so obviously it's reliable.

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He called me before he boarded his plane and said there were actuality 4. I swear that's the truth. Geez, like Choice is going to tell some random person in the airport about upcoming commitments. JFC. 

Just now, Mo Horn said:

He called me before he boarded his plane and said there were actuality 4. I swear that's the truth. Geez, like Choice is going to tell some random person in the airport about upcoming commitments. JFC. 

This was his follow up post when someone questioned him.

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No reason to not believe that. 

1 hour ago, FloridaHorn said:

Just like real life, brunch was fucking overrated.


It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of canteloupe at the end. You don't get completely what you would at breakfast, but you get a good meal.”

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9 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

He called me before he boarded his plane and said there were actuality 4. I swear that's the truth. Geez, like Choice is going to tell some random person in the airport about upcoming commitments. JFC. 

Took a dump next to him at the airport and he was singing “I Got 5 On It.”

So pretty much official we’re getting errbody. Also, fuck OU.

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Level 1 source tells me to expect 10 to 15 commits over the next 180 days.  I trust this person implicitly. 

I don’t think implicit means what you think it does

14 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

This was his follow up post when someone questioned him.

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Now I know this is bullshit, because any real Texas fan would have said, "Ok, cool Hook'Em!'

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Now I know this is bullshit, because any real Texas fan would have said, "Ok, cool Hook'Em!'

Probably one of the few great artifacts from the Herman era.   Ok cool Hook’em.  

5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Now I know this is bullshit, because any real Texas fan would have said, "Ok, cool Hook'Em!'

I thought it was BS after reading his first post, but I find the second post a little more convincing. According to his profile, he is from Austin and follows recruiting. I don't recall him posting info like this before. I am willing to give him the benefit of the doubt.

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Chad Simmons prediction for Sydir Mitchell to the good guys.

Anyone know if any prospects have been wearing Texas shirts to school lately?

7 minutes ago, Knighthawk said:

Probably one of the few great artifacts from the Herman era.   Ok cool Hook’em.  

Was it though?

Are we gonna go a whole fucking day without a blue-chip commitment? What is this bullshit?

8 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

I thought it was BS after reading his first post, but I find the second post a little more convincing. According to his profile, he is from Austin and follows recruiting. I don't recall him posting info like this before. I am willing to give him the benefit of the doubt.

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7 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

I thought it was BS after reading his first post, but I find the second post a little more convincing. According to his profile, he is from Austin and follows recruiting. I don't recall him posting info like this before. I am willing to give him the benefit of the doubt.

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Georgia Rivals mod just changed his pick on Mitchell to Texas.

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Cool. BTW, I have a great investment deal and I promise you'll more than double your money. I just need 25K from you. 

Send the pitch deck to my assistant. 

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

Georgia Rivals mod just changed his pick on Mitchell to Texas.

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1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Georgia Rivals mod just changed his pick on Mitchell to Texas.

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4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Georgia Rivals mod just changed his pick on Mitchell to Texas.

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1 hour ago, FloridaHorn said:

Just like real life, brunch was fucking overrated.

Some of my angriest moments in life have been waiting for a table at some trendy brunch place, starving and hungover as shit.

Well, some type of news has clearly leaked out to the recruiting sites, all 3 of them have started talking up Sydir Mitchell to Texas at damn near the exact same time. 

3 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

We just need one good season to finally get out of purgatory. All I ask for is 8 wins!! Please! 

No kidding. just a glimpse.. please god

2 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

Well, some type of news has clearly leaked out to the recruiting sites, all 3 of them have started talking up Sydir Mitchell to Texas at damn near the exact same time. 

It was Facebook Chris. 

 

4 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

We just need one good season to finally get out of purgatory. All I ask for is 8 wins!! Please! 

Nothing less than a trip to the Big 12 title game can qualify as a good season.

This is crazy..  a week and a half ago, not many of us really thought Mitchell was in play, neither for Hill or even Muhammad..  Now look..

Just now, Thiefery said:

This is crazy..  a week and a half ago, not many of us really thought Mitchell was in play, neither for Hill or even Muhammad..  Now look..

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