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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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6 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Kind of a bummer on Pettaway. We'll be fine, but it's going to hard to hate that kid while he's at OU. 

I’ll hate him rather easily.

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2 hours ago, TotallyLegit said:

I once masturbated to Candice Bergen, and my mom walked in on me and told me I was no longer a Catholic, so this hits close to home for me

Candy, Candy, Candy, I can’t let you go.

1 minute ago, tokamak said:

That’s an interesting turn of events

If numbers aren't an issue.  Get 2 biguns.  I worry about our ability to hang on to a NJ kid.

1 minute ago, tokamak said:

That’s an interesting turn of events

Told to delete because we have no interest - or because we're keeping him warm in the event DT recruiting cools down?

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Told to delete because we have no interest - or because we're keeping him warm in the event DT recruiting cools down?

I'm honestly not sure. It seems it came from a random tweeting at Johntay?..
 

 

Why y’all posting recruiting news on the sandy-vagina, thin-skinned, Bergen-masturbation thread? 

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10 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Told to delete because we have no interest - or because we're keeping him warm in the event DT recruiting cools down?

This is from February

 

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Kind of a bummer on Pettaway. We'll be fine, but it's going to hard to hate that kid while he's at OU. 

Why would it be hard to hate a Sooner? Because he’s from Houston?

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

Is he saying Arch seems like he sucks?

No he was basically saying Arch needs to fly to a camp where Brandon Huffman's at if he wants a fair 247 rating out of Brandon Huffman.

54 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Candy, Candy, Candy, I can’t let you go.

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22 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Told to delete because we have no interest - or because we're keeping him warm in the event DT recruiting cools down?

Didn’t even realize it was deleted when I originally posted. Tweets show up weird on my phone sometimes. 

3 hours ago, Fletch said:

Jimbo Didn’t Call would be a good recruiting board name 

Or Jimbo Backed Off.

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Kind of a bummer on Pettaway. We'll be fine, but it's going to hard to hate that kid while he's at OU. 

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Candy, Candy, Candy, I can’t let you go.

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40 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

I worry about our ability to hang on to a NJ kid.

for fuck’s sake, dude, we haven’t even gotten him yet. 

This place is got damn awful right now. 

It’s been literal days without a blue chip commit. Sark should be fired for cause.

Sydir Mitchell is supposed to commit Sunday evening, this board may collapse in on itself like a dying star well before then 

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Sydir Mitchell is supposed to commit Sunday evening, this board may collapse in on itself like a dying star well before then 

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6 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Sydir Mitchell is supposed to commit Sunday evening, this board may collapse in on itself like a dying star well before then 

Or if he picks Georgia after a new package from Georgia comes through tomorrow 

 

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1 minute ago, Marshall_Lucky said:

 

everyone in that video 

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14 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

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There's a reason his name is Flood

17 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

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Bewbs and sweat about the same level.

7 hours ago, LCHorn said:

I’m no guru but I think Brooks is the best of the lot.  Bear in mind we have senior film on him so it’s a little unfair as a comparison.  

You know I was super high on Terrance brooks based on what I saw when he was in high school.   But didn’t he completely whiff on a couple weak arm tackles in the spring game?   Like he was afraid of the contact?  Maybe I saw it wrong …

1 minute ago, Knighthawk said:

You know I was super high on Terrance brooks based on what I saw when he was in high school.   But didn’t he completely whiff on a couple weak arm tackles in the spring game?   Like he was afraid of the contact?  Maybe I saw it wrong …

In all fairness, I probably wouldn’t want to be trucked by RoJo either…

7 minutes ago, Knighthawk said:

You know I was super high on Terrance brooks based on what I saw when he was in high school.   But didn’t he completely whiff on a couple weak arm tackles in the spring game?   Like he was afraid of the contact?  Maybe I saw it wrong …

I didn't watch the spring game but even if I had I wouldn't exaggerate it's importance. 

11 minutes ago, Knighthawk said:

You know I was super high on Terrance brooks based on what I saw when he was in high school.   But didn’t he completely whiff on a couple weak arm tackles in the spring game?   Like he was afraid of the contact?  Maybe I saw it wrong …

He’s like 17 years old and 175 lbs.  he got run over by a 225 lb grown ass man.  

2 hours ago, Reese Bennett said:

Candice is OK but she's no Cybill.

Yeah, if you're into East TX boxface! 

6 hours ago, Henry Hill said:

I despise aggy so this also hits close to home.

Saw a fat old dude at the Paramus NJ mall today walking with grandpa new balances/‘exercising’ with a Bergen Catholic Football just means more shirt on today so it hit close to home for me

55 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

Who’s the Drayton looking guy?

7 minutes ago, Nope said:

Who’s the Drayton looking guy?

Kind of looks like his dad. Must have smoked a lot as a kid

16 minutes ago, Nope said:

Who’s the Drayton looking guy?

 

That's golfclap.  

 

11 minutes ago, Viper said:

Kind of looks like his dad. Must have smoked a lot as a kid

Turns out that’s actually Coach Pickering, never seen him before now

1 minute ago, futureman said:

so who’s the woman and white kid in the other photo ?

South Austin's mom and half brother

2 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

South Austin's mom and half brother

his mom is way more used up than that old broad. 

49 minutes ago, QuesoEspecial said:

Saw a fat old dude at the Paramus NJ mall today walking with grandpa new balances/‘exercising’ with a Bergen Catholic Football just means more shirt on today so it hit close to home for me

ND to SEC confirmed 

37 minutes ago, futureman said:

so who’s the woman and white kid in the other photo ?

Lady is Flood’s wife, so maybe the kid is his son and they’re at his house?

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