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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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4 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Have we ever figured out what the fuck this means?

He adds an extra hook 'em and tweets it again whenever we get another silent who decides they are going public. Last time he tweeted it was probably for Sydir.

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5 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Have we ever figured out what the fuck this means?

It's simple.  The 4th hookem was for Sydir.  The 5th one indicates another silent lined up to commit. 

2 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Banks just retweeted Malik Muhammad’s top 3 tweet 

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His 247 page has Banks as his primary recruiter.

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Oh shit

About 20 minutes or so after the Mitchell commitment looks like.

Malik Muhammad is probably the next to come home to his "crib." If we beat Bama this year, Lord have mercy on Aggy's recruiting class.

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9 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

It's simple.  The 4th hookem was for Sydir.  The 5th one indicates another silent lined up to commit. 

I had thought it was for silents and the number could go up or down as new silents were added and others go public. 
 

butnt hasn’t adjusted downward yet, so maybe you are right. 
 

if so, is there a correlating public commit soon after he tweets a tally, so that we can keep track?  

JFC, I am tired of all these fucking codes and eyeballs and squids and hookems and Xs and bullshit! I mean, what the hell are we supposed to do get us some fucking code book and code ring to decode everything? I mean is this the fucking zodiac killer with these fucking cyphers? Or even worse some stupid fucking club like the Masons or something?

Buncha fucking National Treasure serial killer bullshit.

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Just now, Junior Bonner said:

JFC, I am tired of all these fucking codes and eyeballs and squids and hookems and Xs  and bullshit, I mean, what the hell are we supposed to do get us some fucking code book and code ring to decode everything. I mean is this the fucking zodiac killer with these fucking cyphers? Or even worse some stupid fucking club like the Masons or something?

Buncha fucking National Treasure serial killer bullshit.

You're right, they should just tweet directly at the recruit and say "WELCOME TO TEXAS SYDIR MITCHELL." Why are you bitching about following recruiting?

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

This can be easily explained. Jimbo has purposely backed off all Mitchell’s. 

Backed off all Mitchell's what?

We're all getting laid! 

JFC, I am tired of all these fucking codes and eyeballs and squids and hookems and Xs and bullshit! I mean, what the hell are we supposed to do get us some fucking code book and code ring to decode everything? I mean is this the fucking zodiac killer with these fucking cyphers? Or even worse some stupid fucking club like the Masons or something?
Buncha fucking National Treasure serial killer bullshit.

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6 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

You're right, they should just tweet directly at the recruit and say "WELCOME TO TEXAS SYDIR MITCHELL." Why are you bitching about following recruiting?

Fuck you. Do you even Surly? I pay my tree fiddy and my burnt end  so I can bitch all I want you cypher-loving zodiac killer masonic goober.

Plus I'm bitching about the fucking puzzle, wordle, sudoku bullshit not the fucking recruiting. Can't you fucking read?

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3 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

Fuck you. Do you even Surly? I pay my tree fiddy and my burnt end  so I can bitch all I want you cypher-lovering zodiac killer masonic goober.

Plus I'm bitching about the fucking puzzle, wordle, sudoku bullshit not the fucking recruiting. Can't you fucking read?

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On 6/30/2022 at 6:48 PM, Mitch Hedberg said:

Bada Bing! Big commit this weekend on defense. 

When I posted this on Thursday, I was told there would be two defensive commits this weekend but Mitchell was the only name I was given. Don’t know who or if Monday constitutes the holiday weekend but I haven’t heard anything since. I assume another is incoming.
Is that $9.95 worthy? 😐

43 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

Was he from New Jersey?

Yes. Franklin Lakes, NJ.

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

Who was the last professional wrestler that we've had on our team?

Buck Major 

20 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

Fuck you. Do you even Surly? I pay my tree fiddy and my burnt end  so I can bitch all I want you cypher-loving zodiac killer masonic goober.

Plus I'm bitching about the fucking puzzle, wordle, sudoku bullshit not the fucking recruiting. Can't you fucking read?

You do realize the coaches cannot directly mention recruits until they sign the dotted line, right?

Get smarter or quitcha bitchin'

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35 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

If we beat Bama this year, Lord have mercy on Aggy's recruiting class.

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36 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

JFC, I am tired of all these fucking codes and eyeballs and squids and hookems and Xs and bullshit! I mean, what the hell are we supposed to do get us some fucking code book and code ring to decode everything? I mean is this the fucking zodiac killer with these fucking cyphers? Or even worse some stupid fucking club like the Masons or something?

Buncha fucking National Treasure serial killer bullshit.

 

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1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Mitchell is going to be doubled team nearly all the time and any other DL recruit has to be liking the idea of not having to face a double team knowing they'll have a 350 lb. monster lined up next to them.

Especially a certain MLB from the Denton area or DL from the Katy area.

12 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

You do realize the coaches cannot directly mention recruits until they sign the dotted line, right?

Get smarter or quitcha bitchin'

Junior makes funny posts and was doing an intentional over-the-top rant. 

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

Who was the last professional wrestler that we've had on our team?

Bobby Duncam Jr. actually, played for Texas. But the Undetaker and Mark Henry are big fans of the program.

15 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

You do realize the coaches cannot directly mention recruits until they sign the dotted line, right?

Get smarter or quitcha bitchin'

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2 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

I’m pretty sure Mark Henry played DL or am I racist?

He was a power lifter 

1 minute ago, Jersey Man10 said:

I’m pretty sure Mark Henry played DL or am I racist?

Henry was never a major college football player; he was power lifting only by then.

5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Henry was never a major college football player; he was power lifting only by then.

IIRC, he wasn't a good student. He suffered from dyslexia and had a 700 on his SAT. College was sadly not in his future.

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So texted my aggy friend. My. Lord. 21ECA6A9-7B40-4987-8AC7-F09111F5673F.thumb.jpeg.a6da7027dd5c79977bed570ba7418dbc.jpeg2770529B-BCC2-460D-AE36-2691623260ED.thumb.jpeg.1f50ab7152e9b539da4bda781c10c7f0.jpeg

1 hour ago, UTEE97 said:

 If we beat Bama this year, Lord have mercy on Aggy's recruiting class.

And if I win the Powerball, the NIL program is really going to kick into high gear.

 

7 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

IIRC, he wasn't a good student. He suffered from dyslexia and had a 700 on his SAT. College was sadly not in his future.

Poor guy … he never had a chance for the good life without that college experience. 🤔

34 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

You do realize the coaches cannot directly mention recruits until they sign the dotted line, right?

Get smarter or quitcha bitchin'

Our lines have no dots … and

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1 hour ago, Zhorn96 said:

Was he from New Jersey?

We've never had a recruit from New Jersey, that's SEC country. 

4 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Poor guy … he never had a chance for the good life without that college experience. 🤔

If you have ever heard Mark Henry speak, he's a huge proponent of getting a college education. Henry wanted to have a career in football too - kinda hard to get to the NFL without playing college football. Mark Henry personally drove Patrick Hudson from Silsbee (Henry's hometown) to Texas for visits. Ah geez, what could have been for poor Patrick.

We passed Shawn Michaels walking out of one of the aggy home games in the early 00s.  He was so fucked up his boys were holding him up/helping him walk.

17 minutes ago, Fletch said:

So texted my aggy friend. My. Lord. 21ECA6A9-7B40-4987-8AC7-F09111F5673F.thumb.jpeg.a6da7027dd5c79977bed570ba7418dbc.jpeg2770529B-BCC2-460D-AE36-2691623260ED.thumb.jpeg.1f50ab7152e9b539da4bda781c10c7f0.jpeg

Update 

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Patiently waiting on his response. He seriously thinks what atm dude last year was straight legal NIL while Texas doesn’t even have any NIL organizations

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Update 
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Patiently waiting on his response. He seriously thinks what atm dude last year was straight legal NIL while Texas doesn’t even have any NIL organizations
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You’re 100% right and he’s 100% wrong but you’re coming across as the weird one tbh
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Goddamn I’m not reading that stupid shit. You should feel bad for having an aggy friend and you should feel worse for posting your dumbass conversation with aforementioned aggy friend

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4 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Update 

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Patiently waiting on his response. He seriously thinks what atm dude last year was straight legal NIL while Texas doesn’t even have any NIL organizations

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You need a different friend. 

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4 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Update 

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Patiently waiting on his response. He seriously thinks what atm dude last year was straight legal NIL while Texas doesn’t even have any NIL organizations

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