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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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you text like a dipshit and we are all more stupid for reading that

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26 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

And if I win the Powerball, the NIL program is really going to kick into high gear.

 

Texas gets up for big games, especially at home. I think we will surprise a lot of people this season.

2 minutes ago, Chango said:


You’re 100% right and he’s 100% wrong but you’re coming across as the weird one tbh

How?

Quick story. I was at the ou game this past year. He was at the bama aggy game. He was tailgating and would comment on my Instagram posts that had captions like “eat mother fucking shit Sooners!!!!!” And whatnot not. Then you know the result and he talked mad shit while tailgating. Then he was in the stands for the game. The second the game winning field goal went through, he commented on my Instagram Texas ou pics and texted me. He was fucking there 

If Texas beat a top 10 team the absolute last thing I would do is text him or any aggy 

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no one gives shit about your text messages

9 minutes ago, WBT said:

We passed Shawn Michaels walking out of one of the aggy home games in the early 00s.  He was so fucked up his boys were holding him up/helping him walk.

Yeah, his bodyguard ended up tackling someone looking for a fight into a Mercedes leaving the lot by Moncrief and completely caved in the driver’s side door….my drunk idiot friend in the background yelling “watch for the super kick” over and over again. 

2 minutes ago, horngrad03 said:

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I am. Cocksucker has it coming. He’s talked mad shit for a few years now. Time to unload on him before he blocks me cause he’s a typical fucking aggy, run away when face with facts 

1 minute ago, Fletch said:

How?

Quick story. I was at the ou game this past year. He was at the bama aggy game. He was tailgating and would comment on my Instagram posts that had captions like “eat mother fucking shit Sooners!!!!!” And whatnot not. Then you know the result and he talked mad shit while tailgating. Then he was in the stands for the game. The second the game winning field goal went through, he commented on my Instagram Texas ou pics and texted me. He was fucking there 

If Texas beat a top 10 team the absolute last thing I would do is text him or any aggy 

because you suck at making a point and are just spewing the same nonsencial one liners an aggy would spew

5 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Goddamn I’m not reading that stupid shit. You should feel bad for having an aggy friend and you should feel worse for posting your dumbass conversation with aforementioned aggy friend

He’s my only aggy “friend”. I honestly hate him but just wanted slap him around a bit before I never talk to him till he randomly texts me sometime this fall. Friends close, enemies closer 

 

anyways. Back to recruiting 

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3 minutes ago, Fletch said:

How?

Quick story. I was at the ou game this past year. He was at the bama aggy game. He was tailgating and would comment on my Instagram posts that had captions like “eat mother fucking shit Sooners!!!!!” And whatnot not. Then you know the result and he talked mad shit while tailgating. Then he was in the stands for the game. The second the game winning field goal went through, he commented on my Instagram Texas ou pics and texted me. He was fucking there 

If Texas beat a top 10 team the absolute last thing I would do is text him or any aggy 


Dude. No one gives a shit 

Yeah my bad dudes. Carry on. That joint was a lot stronger than I thought it’d be. Got damn 

If you still have text conversations with aggy you are doing it wrong.

1 hour ago, Junior Bonner said:

JFC, I am tired of all these fucking codes and eyeballs and squids and hookems and Xs and bullshit! I mean, what the hell are we supposed to do get us some fucking code book and code ring to decode everything? I mean is this the fucking zodiac killer with these fucking cyphers? Or even worse some stupid fucking club like the Masons or something?

Buncha fucking National Treasure serial killer bullshit.

"I'm gonna steal the #1 recruiting class in the nation."

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1 minute ago, Fletch said:

Yeah my bad dudes. Carry on. That joint was a lot stronger than I thought it’d be. Got damn 

This is like the scene in "Boogie Nights" where Philip Seymour Hofman kisses Mark Wahlberg and then says hes really drunk because Mark doesnt except it and ya youre like the really gay guy that cries in his car for sharing a stupid story in this anecdote. 

2 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

If you still have text conversations with aggy you are doing it wrong.

Or expecting logic from an aggy 

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2 minutes ago, ATexanAbroad said:

This is like the scene in "Boogie Nights" where Philip Seymour Hofman kisses Mark Wahlberg and then says hes really drunk because Mark doesnt except it and ya youre like the really gay guy that cries in his car for sharing a stupid story in this anecdote. 

Thanks? I mean damn dude. It’s beneath me. Life goes on, I don’t got time to dwell on that shit, man

56 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

I’m pretty sure Mark Henry played DL or am I racist?

His older brother Pat was a really good NG for A&M in the late 80s.

4 minutes ago, ATexanAbroad said:

This is like the scene in "Boogie Nights" where Philip Seymour Hofman kisses Mark Wahlberg and then says hes really drunk because Mark doesnt except it and ya youre like the really gay guy that cries in his car for sharing a stupid story in this anecdote. 

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20 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Update 

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Patiently waiting on his response. He seriously thinks what atm dude last year was straight legal NIL while Texas doesn’t even have any NIL organizations

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1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

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@Fletch Oye idiota, this is the exact visualization of the scene I was talking about. This is you. 

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2 minutes ago, ATexanAbroad said:

@Fletch Oye idiota, this is the exact visualization of the scene I was talking about. This is you. 

Thank you for the kind words

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19 minutes ago, ATexanAbroad said:

This is like the scene in "Boogie Nights" where Philip Seymour Hofman kisses Mark Wahlberg and then says hes really drunk because Mark doesnt except it and ya youre like the really gay guy that cries in his car for sharing a stupid story in this anecdote. 

Accept. Fucking accept. 

30 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Texas gets up for big games, especially at home. I think we will surprise a lot of people this season.

We surprised a lot of people last year.....with how bad we were.

31 minutes ago, Fletch said:

He’s my only aggy “friend”. I honestly hate him but just wanted slap him around a bit before I never talk to him till he randomly texts me sometime this fall. Friends close, enemies closer 

Just copy and paste the Randy Duke posts and text those to him. That’ll teach him. 

Just now, EZ$ said:

Just copy and paste the Randy Duke posts and text those to him. That’ll teach him. 

Nah he’s full blown aggy. He thinks Johnny was better than Vince and Colt and all that shit. Gonna be fun watching that best recruiting class ever transfer out while we unleash the beast that is Texas football 

45 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Update 

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Patiently waiting on his response. He seriously thinks what atm dude last year was straight legal NIL while Texas doesn’t even have any NIL organizations

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That’s pretty aggy of you. Cease and desist.

Just now, Henry Hill said:

That’s pretty aggy of you. Cease and desist.

Oh fuck off

15 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Accept. Fucking accept. 

lulz.  you can barely speak english. 

4 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Nah he’s full blown aggy. He thinks Johnny was better than Vince and Colt and all that shit. Gonna be fun watching that best recruiting class ever transfer out while we unleash the beast that is Texas football 

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19 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Accept. Fucking accept. 

Congrats on such a lengthy post without a typo 

18 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Accept. Fucking accept. 

Didn't realize you would have been so enthusiastic about a kiss from Philip Seymour Hoffman.

46 minutes ago, Fletch said:

He’s my only aggy “friend”. I honestly hate him but just wanted slap him around a bit before I never talk to him till he randomly texts me sometime this fall. Friends close, enemies closer 

 

anyways. Back to recruiting 

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Nah he’s full blown aggy. He thinks Johnny was better than Vince and Colt and all that shit. Gonna be fun watching that best recruiting class ever transfer out while we unleash the beast that is Texas football 

I’m going to eat six Allsup’s burritos, a bag of Takis and chase it with a lone star tall boy then unleash the beast in a box and mail it to you if you don’t shut the fuck up about your aggy boyfriend. NOBODY GIVES A FUCK
33 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:


I’m going to eat six Allsup’s burritos, a bag of Takis and chase it with a lone star tall boy then unleash the beast in a box and mail it to you if you don’t shut the fuck up about your aggy boyfriend. NOBODY GIVES A FUCK

Damn. Rough crowd tonight. 

2 hours ago, Junior Bonner said:

JFC, I am tired of all these fucking codes and eyeballs and squids and hookems and Xs and bullshit! I mean, what the hell are we supposed to do get us some fucking code book and code ring to decode everything? I mean is this the fucking zodiac killer with these fucking cyphers? Or even worse some stupid fucking club like the Masons or something?

Buncha fucking National Treasure serial killer bullshit.

You weren’t here for Higdon’s lottery riddle?  

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5 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Damn. Rough crowd tonight. 

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Tbh it was pretty cringe and you should probably just stop while you’re behind.
 

Just leverage the fact that surly hive mind has the attention span of a gnat, lay low for a few hours and the discussion will move on to the next regarded topic.

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52 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:


I’m going to eat six Allsup’s burritos, a bag of Takis and chase it with a lone star tall boy then unleash the beast in a box and mail it to you if you don’t shut the fuck up about your aggy boyfriend. NOBODY GIVES A FUCK

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20 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Tbh it was pretty cringe and you should probably just stop while you’re behind.
 

Just leverage the fact that surly hive mind has the attention span of a gnat, lay low for a few hours and the discussion will move on to the next regarded topic.

It may move on but these degens don’t forget.  

30 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Tbh it was pretty cringe and you should probably just stop while you’re behind.
 

Just leverage the fact that surly hive mind has the attention span of a gnat, lay low for a few hours and the discussion will move on to the next regarded topic.

Yeah I’m well aware of how this place works 

Back on track. Who’s next?

Am I the only one that sees a tackle prospect from watching Sydir Mitchell’s highlights? There is a decent amount of film  of him blocking and he looks pretty natural as a run blocker. 

4 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Yeah I’m well aware of how this place works 

Back on track. Who’s next?

Just use this from now on when people want to keep stringing this along.

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