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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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When futureman was young he attended a summer camp where he got his anus fingered by a guy who looked like Orville Redenbacher.  That's why he has behavior issues.  You'd lash out too if popcorn reminded you of a trauma like that.  He deserves your sympathy, not your derision.

 

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11 hours ago, Chooky said:

When futureman was young he attended a summer camp where he got his anus fingered by a guy who looked like Orville Redenbacher.  That's why he has behavior issues.  You'd lash out too if popcorn reminded you of a trauma like that.  He deserves your sympathy, not your derision.

 

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You need to spoiler that shit. You're going to give the poor guy a PTSD-related heart attack.

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3 hours ago, cdain3 said:

Zach Evans with a brain

We'll see if all the recruiting attention turns him into regular Zach Evans. 

That kid can fly for a freshman.

 

My ass would be so fat if I lived in the same area as Prasek’s.

 

We'll see if all the recruiting attention turns him into regular Zach Evans. 


Evans will probably be on his second juco by the time this kid graduates.
That kid can fly for a freshman.
 
My ass would be so fat if I lived in the same area as Prasek’s.
 

So....how do YOU pronounce “Prasek’s?”

So....how do YOU pronounce “Prasek’s?”


Usually with kolaches in my mouths.

Mbappé! Mbappé!

 

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Mbappé! Mbappé!

 

That's misleading. Mbappe's top speed is just slightly higher than Usain Bolt's average speed, which includes him starting from a standstill. 

 

Regardless, Owens is big, fast, and strong with a great jump cut. He's going to be special if he continues on this path. 

3 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

That's misleading. Mbappe's top speed is just slightly higher than Usain Bolt's average speed, which includes him starting from a standstill. 

 

Regardless, Owens is big, fast, and strong with a great jump cut. He's going to be special if he continues on this path. 

I think Mbappe pulling that out in the 90th minute is plenty impressive.

Either way, I only thought of it because he's the only other athlete I've seen where people regularly pull out his mph in highlights.

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Mbappé! Mbappé!

 

37km/h with the stop and spin.

 

 

6 hours ago, shnsajax said:

37km/h with the stop and spin.

 

 

Who knew he could run like that? Always seen him flopping left and right 

3 hours ago, EastTexan said:

This km shit gives me tired head.

 

37 km per hour is 19.98 knots.

TFB Open Post note on Owens.

Elite El Campo 2023 RB Rueben Owens II

Owens has already been a ton of places and is no stranger to the attention or recruiting process at this point. He was in Norman last weekend getting the red-carpet treatment from the Sooners, but I’ve heard through the grapevine that he is a huge LSU and Texas A&M fan. 

Even though he is the first 2023 offer for the Longhorns, they seem to already be a bit late to the party. We’ll see how much that fact matters over the next 24-36 months. 

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

they seem to already be a bit late to the party

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3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

I’ve heard through the grapevine that he is a huge LSU and Texas A&M fan. 

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5 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

TFB Open Post note on Owens.

Elite El Campo 2023 RB Rueben Owens II

Owens has already been a ton of places and is no stranger to the attention or recruiting process at this point. He was in Norman last weekend getting the red-carpet treatment from the Sooners, but I’ve heard through the grapevine that he is a huge LSU and Texas A&M fan. 

Even though he is the first 2023 offer for the Longhorns, they seem to already be a bit late to the party. We’ll see how much that fact matters over the next 24-36 months. 

I'd say I'm getting huge Latrell McCutchin vibes, but at least he's visiting instead of throwing a hissy fit through his dad's Twitter.

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4 hours ago, texifornia said:

I'd say I'm getting huge Latrell McCutchin vibes, but at least he's visiting instead of throwing a hissy fit through his dad's Twitter.

TFLoss on spurstalk says he canceled his visit.  Didn't say which site it came from.

Mysterious flat on the family vehicle???

2 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

 

So many Sooner fans were smugly posted shit in his other post about not visiting us this week. Fucking asshats. 

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13 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

Growing up with the name Tad can't be easy.  You know this kid is tough.

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4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

A school named Imhotep Institute being a football factory will never not be weird

Never heard of the “Phightin’ Pharoahs?”

23 minutes ago, texifornia said:

A school named Imhotep Institute being a football factory will never not be weird

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3 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Tanzania, represent! Guess Texas is recruiting all of Africa now.

Imagine immigrating to America from Tanzania, imagining New York or LA or even a nice suburban town in Texas or Florida or wherever, and ending up in Saint Louis.

(Ditto with Adeoye and Nigeria I suppose)

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2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Imagine immigrating to America from Tanzania, imagining New York or LA or even a nice suburban town in Texas or Florida or wherever, and ending up in Saint Louis.

(Ditto with Adeoye and Nigeria I suppose)

Better than East St Louis FWIW.

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