October 14, 20196 yr When futureman was young he attended a summer camp where he got his anus fingered by a guy who looked like Orville Redenbacher. That's why he has behavior issues. You'd lash out too if popcorn reminded you of a trauma like that. He deserves your sympathy, not your derision.
October 15, 20196 yr 11 hours ago, Chooky said: When futureman was young he attended a summer camp where he got his anus fingered by a guy who looked like Orville Redenbacher. That's why he has behavior issues. You'd lash out too if popcorn reminded you of a trauma like that. He deserves your sympathy, not your derision. You need to spoiler that shit. You're going to give the poor guy a PTSD-related heart attack.
January 27, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, cdain3 said: Zach Evans with a brain We'll see if all the recruiting attention turns him into regular Zach Evans.
January 29, 20205 yr That kid can fly for a freshman. My ass would be so fat if I lived in the same area as Prasek’s.
January 29, 20205 yr We'll see if all the recruiting attention turns him into regular Zach Evans. Evans will probably be on his second juco by the time this kid graduates.
January 29, 20205 yr That kid can fly for a freshman. My ass would be so fat if I lived in the same area as Prasek’s. So....how do YOU pronounce “Prasek’s?”
January 30, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, texifornia said: Mbappé! Mbappé! That's misleading. Mbappe's top speed is just slightly higher than Usain Bolt's average speed, which includes him starting from a standstill. Regardless, Owens is big, fast, and strong with a great jump cut. He's going to be special if he continues on this path.
January 30, 20205 yr 3 minutes ago, Hornlover said: That's misleading. Mbappe's top speed is just slightly higher than Usain Bolt's average speed, which includes him starting from a standstill. Regardless, Owens is big, fast, and strong with a great jump cut. He's going to be special if he continues on this path. I think Mbappe pulling that out in the 90th minute is plenty impressive. Either way, I only thought of it because he's the only other athlete I've seen where people regularly pull out his mph in highlights.
January 30, 20205 yr 6 hours ago, shnsajax said: 37km/h with the stop and spin. Who knew he could run like that? Always seen him flopping left and right
January 30, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, EastTexan said: This km shit gives me tired head. 37 km per hour is 19.98 knots.
January 31, 20205 yr TFB Open Post note on Owens. Elite El Campo 2023 RB Rueben Owens II Owens has already been a ton of places and is no stranger to the attention or recruiting process at this point. He was in Norman last weekend getting the red-carpet treatment from the Sooners, but I’ve heard through the grapevine that he is a huge LSU and Texas A&M fan. Even though he is the first 2023 offer for the Longhorns, they seem to already be a bit late to the party. We’ll see how much that fact matters over the next 24-36 months.
January 31, 20205 yr 3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said: I’ve heard through the grapevine that he is a huge LSU and Texas A&M fan.
January 31, 20205 yr 5 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said: TFB Open Post note on Owens. Elite El Campo 2023 RB Rueben Owens II Owens has already been a ton of places and is no stranger to the attention or recruiting process at this point. He was in Norman last weekend getting the red-carpet treatment from the Sooners, but I’ve heard through the grapevine that he is a huge LSU and Texas A&M fan. Even though he is the first 2023 offer for the Longhorns, they seem to already be a bit late to the party. We’ll see how much that fact matters over the next 24-36 months. I'd say I'm getting huge Latrell McCutchin vibes, but at least he's visiting instead of throwing a hissy fit through his dad's Twitter. Edited January 31, 20205 yr by texifornia
January 31, 20205 yr 4 hours ago, texifornia said: I'd say I'm getting huge Latrell McCutchin vibes, but at least he's visiting instead of throwing a hissy fit through his dad's Twitter. TFLoss on spurstalk says he canceled his visit. Didn't say which site it came from.
February 1, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, Hornlover said: https://twitter.com/ii_rueben/status/1223380172453359624?s=19
February 1, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, Getafix said: So many Sooner fans were smugly posted shit in his other post about not visiting us this week. Fucking asshats.
February 17, 20205 yr This kid just got his 1st offer from Georgia. https://247sports.com/Player/Anthony-James-46099680/
March 9, 20205 yr On 3/5/2020 at 1:29 PM, Sock Monkey said: Is this freshman in high school tagging along with another visitor? well.... https://247sports.com/Player/Brandon-Inniss-46058554/
April 7, 20205 yr First QB offer for this class. In Mack's backyard. https://247sports.com/Player/Tad-Hudson-46086676/
April 7, 20205 yr 12 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said: First QB offer for this class. In Mack's backyard. https://247sports.com/Player/Tad-Hudson-46086676/
April 7, 20205 yr 13 hours ago, texifornia said: Growing up with the name Tad can't be easy. You know this kid is tough.
May 1, 20205 yr 5 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said: Offered https://247sports.com/Player/Rahmir-Stewart-46094149/ A school named Imhotep Institute being a football factory will never not be weird
May 1, 20205 yr 4 minutes ago, texifornia said: A school named Imhotep Institute being a football factory will never not be weird Never heard of the “Phightin’ Pharoahs?”
May 1, 20205 yr 23 minutes ago, texifornia said: A school named Imhotep Institute being a football factory will never not be weird
May 4, 20205 yr https://247sports.com/player/zachariah-branch-46081171/ Bet he's '22 offer Zion Branch's brother https://247sports.com/Player/Zion-Branch-46058533/ Edited May 4, 20205 yr by texifornia
May 13, 20205 yr https://247sports.com/player/derrick-leblanc-46098673/ Edited May 13, 20205 yr by texifornia
May 14, 20205 yr 8 minutes ago, texifornia said: https://247sports.com/player/derrick-leblanc-46098673/ A 6'5, 240 Freshman in high school. He may grow out of football.
May 14, 20205 yr 40 minutes ago, texifornia said: https://247sports.com/Player/Samuel-Mpemba-46099674/ Tanzania, represent! Guess Texas is recruiting all of Africa now.
May 14, 20205 yr 3 minutes ago, UDontKnow said: Tanzania, represent! Guess Texas is recruiting all of Africa now. Imagine immigrating to America from Tanzania, imagining New York or LA or even a nice suburban town in Texas or Florida or wherever, and ending up in Saint Louis. (Ditto with Adeoye and Nigeria I suppose) Edited May 14, 20205 yr by texifornia
May 15, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, texifornia said: Imagine immigrating to America from Tanzania, imagining New York or LA or even a nice suburban town in Texas or Florida or wherever, and ending up in Saint Louis. (Ditto with Adeoye and Nigeria I suppose) Better than East St Louis FWIW.
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