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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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16 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Oh, we’ll if all you want is an OL that knows the game plan, doesn’t make any mental mistakes, and executes it well for 60 straight plays, then I guess that’s not asking too much. 

All I look for in a wife is a blowjob for 60 straight days, idk why people have such high standards.

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3 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Don't forget the explosive plays!

Easy to forget when Texas was 8th in plays over 20 yards and tied for 8th in plays over 20 yards allowed in the Big 12

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You damn people get off my recruiting board already with all this non-recruiting discussion.

Just now, Had Enough said:

You damn people get off my recruiting board already with all this non-recruiting discussion.

Had enough?

1 minute ago, Had Enough said:

You damn people get off my recruiting board already with all this non-recruiting discussion.

have you had enough?

34 minutes ago, ONE YARD said:

umm. i hate to tell you this, but that monkey is still around…

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umm. i hate to tell you this, but that monkey is still around…

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10 minutes ago, Had Enough said:

You damn people get off my recruiting board already with all this non-recruiting discussion.

Cats can jump up to 6 times their height.
 

better?

56 minutes ago, ONE YARD said:

umm. i hate to tell you this, but that monkey is still around…

True. But we hired his successor to replace him with mid season if he does not unretard himself. 

1 hour ago, Newy25 said:

Two of last year’s losses get flipped if we simply do not let a retarded monkey design the defensive game plan. We win another game if we have a QB that does not sail a throw 20 yards out of bounds when we have a receiver running wide open into the end zone. We should have won 7-8 games last year. 

Josh Moore's dropped TD pass, fumble, and tipped ball for an INT against Baylor. Thompson's pick 6 before the half against Oklahoma St.

8 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Josh Moore's dropped TD pass, fumble, and tipped ball for an INT against Baylor. Thompson's pick 6 before the half against Oklahoma St.

The QBs turning the ball over 4 times against KU, which was directly responsible for 14 KU points, while stopping 2 Texas drives in KU territory which could have led to 6-14 points.

You take away those 4 TO's, Texas likely wins that game by 20+ points.

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Can we please stop reliving the nightmare that was 2021 Texas football season?  

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Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

Can we please stop reliving the nightmare that was 2021 Texas football season?  

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7 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

The QBs turning the ball over 4 times against KU, which was directly responsible for 14 KU points, while stopping 2 Texas drives in KU territory which could have led to 6-14 points.

You take away those 4 TO's, Texas likely wins that game by 20+ points.

If BJ Foster simply turns around and puts his hand in the air and Xavier takes a knee in the end zone we also beat OU.  

Most of you people suck. 
 

in on 300

Remember when we were up 28-7 on OU in the first quarter? If we play all 4 quarters like that this year we should win 112-28. 

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He's from Florida, we've just never had much of a mutual interest.

I watched his highlights. It seems like he is a monster against the run. So, maybe the coaches think he is a tweener meaning that he doesn't have the speed and quickness to get to the passer and isn't big enough to play inside. His offer list is great, though, so maybe it is off the field stuff.

22 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Can we please stop reliving the nightmare that was 2021 Texas football season?  

I agree.  Time to turn the page.  Let’s talk about the nightmare that will be the 2022 Texas football season.  I kid, I kid.  Actually, I predict 9-10 wins.  Fight me.  

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4 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I watched his highlights. It seems like he is a monster against the run. So, maybe the coaches think he is a tweener meaning that he doesn't have the speed and quickness to get to the passer and isn't big enough to play inside. His offer list is great, though, so maybe it is off the field stuff.

I got the impression he's plenty good enough, he just never really liked UT. Kind of like Sewell, sometimes it's just not meant to be.

16 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Remember when we were up 28-7 on OU in the first quarter? If we play all 4 quarters like that this year we should win 112-28. 

 

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2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Good player that I’d be glad to take in years past but our lb group is best case scenario so far. I didn’t think we’d become a serious player for Hill, this is a very good sign because he wants to win and loves football.

 

42 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Can we please stop reliving the nightmare that was 2021 Texas football season?  

It’s sick that reading through it, I laughed because the scares have yet to heal.

1 hour ago, Had Enough said:

You damn people get off my recruiting board already with all this non-recruiting discussion.

They are trying to recruit the $9.95ers to the football board, but no one wants to visit that Hellhole. 

44 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Remember when we were up 28-7 on OU in the first quarter? If we play all 4 quarters like that this year we should win 112-28. 

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1 hour ago, BERT said:

Most of you people suck. 
 

in on 300

At least we all know what chicken fried steak really is!

4 minutes ago, speed817 said:

At least we all know what chicken fried steak really is!

Well, most of us anyway.  Have you forgotten the country fried steak debacle of 2021?

I still think that was what ultimately cost us Urban Meyer.

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Just now, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Sorry for not knowing but we’re we never really pushing for shanahan or greathouse? Or just no interest from them? Or did we not push? 

Per IT we never had any interest in Shanahan. 
 

Per IT we were/are definitely recruiting Greathouse. 

14 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Well, most of us anyway.  Have you forgotten the country fried steak debacle of 2021?

I still think that was what ultimately cost us Urban Meyer.

I think McRibs were more prominent during the Meyer shitshow, and if I recall correctly, CFS and big tittied Russian nudie models actually helped with the OL recruiting haul.

But we’ll never forget @BERT taking a big “it’s chicken” chicken fried dump all over the discussion.

19 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Per IT we never had any interest in Shanahan. 
 

Per IT we were/are definitely recruiting Greathouse. 

Shanahan wasn't interested at all, and we could have pushed a bit harder. We invited him to visit multiple times and he just about never did even though he lives closely.

12 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I think McRibs were more prominent during the Meyer shitshow, and if I recall correctly, CFS and big tittied Russian nudie models actually helped with the OL recruiting haul.

But we’ll never forget @BERT taking a big “it’s chicken” chicken fried dump all over the discussion.

That was a sad day in Surly history. The character and soul of chicken fried steak unfairly maligned by Ernie’s longtime companion. 
 

Very sad day… 

1 hour ago, Goodman said:

Good player that I’d be glad to take in years past but our lb group is best case scenario so far. I didn’t think we’d become a serious player for Hill, this is a very good sign because he wants to win and loves football.

 

It’s sick that reading through it, I laughed because the scares have yet to heal.

Scared to death.

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5 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

That was a sad day in Surly history. The character and soul of chicken fried steak unfairly maligned by Ernie’s longtime companion. 
 

Very sad day… 

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36 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I think McRibs were more prominent during the Meyer shitshow, and if I recall correctly, CFS and big tittied Russian nudie models actually helped with the OL recruiting haul.

But we’ll never forget @BERT taking a big “it’s chicken” chicken fried dump all over the discussion.

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56 minutes ago, speed817 said:

At least we all know what chicken fried steak really is!

 

36 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I think McRibs were more prominent during the Meyer shitshow, and if I recall correctly, CFS and big tittied Russian nudie models actually helped with the OL recruiting haul.

But we’ll never forget @BERT taking a big “it’s chicken” chicken fried dump all over the discussion.

 

21 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

That was a sad day in Surly history. The character and soul of chicken fried steak unfairly maligned by Ernie’s longtime companion. 
 

Very sad day… 

 

15 minutes ago, Moderator said:

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Don’t make me do it again. 

58 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I think McRibs were more prominent during the Meyer shitshow, and if I recall correctly, CFS and big tittied Russian nudie models actually helped with the OL recruiting haul.

But we’ll never forget @BERT taking a big “it’s chicken” chicken fried dump all over the discussion.

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