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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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South Carolina mod. Not sure why he made this pick. Perhaps he has some ND contacts?

 

Edited by Hornlover

1 hour ago, Hornlover said:

South Carolina mod. Not sure why he made this pick. Perhaps he has some ND contacts?

 

Or maybe he reads this board.

8 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

I think McRibs were more prominent during the Meyer shitshow, and if I recall correctly, CFS and big tittied Russian nudie models actually helped with the OL recruiting haul.

But we’ll never forget @BERT taking a big “it’s chicken” chicken fried dump all over the discussion.

The chicken fried steak craze was during the wait for Quinn Ewers transfer decision, along with a certain petition. 

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Most of you people suck. 
 

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9 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

I think McRibs were more prominent during the Meyer shitshow, and if I recall correctly, CFS and big tittied Russian nudie models actually helped with the OL recruiting haul.

But we’ll never forget @BERT taking a big “it’s chicken” chicken fried dump all over the discussion.


Lets not discuss McRibs ever again. 

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46 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

Hers a little longer version of them talking 

You could tell the 14 catches and blocking dig really got to Stewart.

1 hour ago, Burntcowboy said:

Hers a little longer version of them talking 

That’s amazeballs, Johntay has a handle on here…he has to haha. That sounded like some shit we’d say verbatim. 

6 hours ago, Hornlover said:

South Carolina mod. Not sure why he made this pick. Perhaps he has some ND contacts?

 

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37 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

A highly rated TE/receiver with a non-hyphenated last name.  Yes please 

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

You could tell the 14 catches and blocking dig really got to Stewart.

He did go from poking fun to walking off. Johntay is a 5-star trash talker too. 

15 minutes ago, MH BEVO said:

Johntay is a 5-star trash talker too. 

I'm not a real big fan of trash talk,  but the game that's played today I think our team needs  more of that type attitude.  

Just back it up. 

30 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

I'm not a real big fan of trash talk,  but the game that's played today I think our team needs  more of that type attitude.  

Just back it up. 

Those guys were both having fun. It was clearly friendly. I'd say the presence of laughter makes it fall outside the boundaries or trash talk.

To me, trash talk is cocky and goading. I've never liked it, but it's part of the game now. 

2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Those guys were both having fun. It was clearly friendly. I'd say the presence of laughter makes it fall outside the boundaries or trash talk.

To me, trash talk is cocky and goading. I've never liked it, but it's part of the game now. 

I'd say trash talk can involve plenty of laughter, as it's not always between mortal enemies, and often time between friends... but toward the end it appears the laughter is kinda dying down as the talk continues. Excellent trash talk. 

13 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

I'd say trash talk can involve plenty of laughter, as it's not always between mortal enemies, and often time between friends... but toward the end it appears the laughter is kinda dying down as the talk continues. Excellent trash talk. 

Maybe hit a little too close to home?

2 minutes ago, MH BEVO said:

Maybe hit a little too close to home?

Yuuuuuup

15 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

I'd say trash talk can involve plenty of laughter, as it's not always between mortal enemies, and often time between friends... but toward the end it appears the laughter is kinda dying down as the talk continues. Excellent trash talk. 

That’s when you know you won. 

Instead of shitty McRib pics, can we go back to the Russian models thing?

2 minutes ago, Darth Tron said:

Instead of shitty McRib pics, can we go back to the Russian models thing?

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3 hours ago, Burntcowboy said:

Hers a little longer version of them talking 

Johntay is just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him. 

33 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Looks like Pettaway is committing today.

Twitter replies are heavily pro sooner. Which is in line with the expectations of this board. 

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1 hour ago, Darth Tron said:

Instead of shitty McRib pics, can we go back to the Russian models thing?

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What in thee hell?!?!?!1?1

I'm out a week due to COVID and we land Cook and Mitchell?

Ok, I'll take another trip down Covid Ln. for the team, who are our next targets?

9 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

Here’s the whole video 

 

 

Evan Stewart is being paid so well and is eating <checks video transcript> Hot Pockets.

 

Pin on meme meme.

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Evan Stewart is being paid so well and is eating <checks video transcript> Hot Pockets.

 

Cancer Cells | Hot Pockets Box Parodies | Know Your Meme

Uh, did you look at that Hot Pockets picture before you posted it? Or is this some deep internet meme that you and Evan are in on?

5 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

 

Evan Stewart is being paid so well and is eating <checks video transcript> Hot Pockets.

 

Cancer Cells | Hot Pockets Box Parodies | Know Your Meme

you never know what is going to be posted on surly, but i certainly never expected 9gag, "normie cucks" and cancer cell hot pockets to show up...much less all in 1 image.

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4 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

 

Evan Stewart is being paid so well and is eating <checks video transcript> Hot Pockets.

 

Cancer Cells | Hot Pockets Box Parodies | Know Your Meme

What the fuck?!?!

Terribly sorry, I grabbed the wrong image to post. I don't prescribe to such theories. Although, I would not be surprised if a daily diet of 5 Hot Pockets daily (see Evan Stewart) would significantly raise cancer risk.

3 minutes ago, NoName said:

you never know what is going to be posted on surly, but i certainly never expected 9gag, "normie cucks" and cancer cell hot pockets to show up...much less all in 1 image.

It’s a new recipe. Says so right there on the box. 
 

I like how he edited it to lava. 

It saddens me that so many of you are apparently virgins to Jim Gaffigan’s Hot Pockets comedy and its offshoots.

4 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Terribly sorry, I grabbed the wrong image to post. I don't prescribe to such theories.

I didn't click. Is this a Nowthis moment?

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