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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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23 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

I had to go to like 4 different shady sites to create this, and probably have 8 trojans on my computer now, but:

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I hate condoms but at least you’re protected 

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50 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

I had to go to like 4 different shady sites to create this, and probably have 8 trojans on my computer now, but:

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Thank you for your service.

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Evan Stewart’s laugh is astonishingly annoying. 

Oh god. Please don't let "thumbs down" become a thing. It's not a thing already, is it?

3 hours ago, satyanash said:

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What the hell do we do against Will Anderson?  Triple team while chipping with the RB and rolling Ewers to the other side every play?

Hope those new OL have something

28 minutes ago, ATexanAbroad said:

I hate condoms but at least you’re protected 

Enough layers and you add girth. It’s incremental, but it’s there. 

10 minutes ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

What the hell do we do against Will Anderson?  Triple team while chipping with the RB and rolling Ewers to the other side every play?

Hope those new OL have something

I'm pretty nervous that our best LT at the time we line up against Anderson is going to be a true freshman summer enrollee making his 2nd ever career start.

Then again, we can't do much worse than just kinda meekly falling over like Jones does in that clip.

31 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Oh god. Please don't let "thumbs down" become a thing. It's not a thing already, is it?

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22 minutes ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

Triple team while chipping with the RB and rolling Ewers to the other side every play?

thank god dallas turner sucks ass. 

1 hour ago, Irieguy said:

Evan Stewart’s laugh is astonishingly annoying. 

Has the tone of someone in public office. He can't say much because his crew simply took the cash. We'll see what the cuck can do with him this season.

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I wish y'all would stop being pussy ass bitches when it comes to Anderson, Turner, and Bama in general. 

"Come on guys. This isn't Shaggy. Refrain from posting disgusting shit.

"Come on guys. This isn't texags. Refrain from posting disgusting shit.

4 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

I wish y'all would stop being pussy ass bitches when it comes to Anderson, Turner, and Bama in general. 

Tommy Brockermeyer, the guy we fired Herman for missing on, gave up 4 sacks in 5 plays to Dallas Turner in their spring game. And Will Anderson is considered the better of the two. Does that mean we are going to give up 20 sacks? No. But it means we are going to have to scheme the shit out of them to move the ball, and at some point Banks and Jones/Williams/Campbell will need to be able to win in a 1 on 1 situation. 

1 hour ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

What the hell do we do against Will Anderson?  Triple team while chipping with the RB and rolling Ewers to the other side every play?

Hope those new OL have something

Scary part is WillAnderson wasn’t killing it until Saban started Turner. That is the real issue. You can’t help on both every time you drop back. 

and that is what Sark is paid to do. I'm more concerned with stoping the run. This year we find out if Sark understands how to compete on the lines of scrimmage. FCB is right, Sark's first team was less physical vs. Herman's teams. 

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1 minute ago, Goodman said:

and that is what Sark is payed to do. I'm more concerned with stoping the run. This year we find out if Sark understands how to compete on the lines of scrimmage. FCB is right, Sark's first team was less physical vs. Herman's teams. 

 I am not sure the Bama game will tell you much on anything. You don’t need to be a rocket scientist to figure out the Bama front 7 is a mismatch for Texas. Schemes are cool and can occasionally win you games, but if can’t win 1 on 1s the scheme is meaningless. 

1 minute ago, Codaxx said:

 I am not sure the Bama game will tell you much on anything. You don’t need to be a rocket scientist to figure out the Bama front 7 is a mismatch for Texas. Schemes are cool and can occasionally win you games, but if can’t win 1 on 1s the scheme is meaningless. 

Agreed, to get this back on recruiting, we need try to keep our Bama loss respectable and hold this class together, then stack 2-3 more top 3 classes to compete in the SEC.  Otherwise we're Auburn with a cooler helmet.

5 minutes ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

Agreed, to get this back on recruiting, we need try to keep our Bama loss respectable and hold this class together, then stack 2-3 more top 3 classes to compete in the SEC.  Otherwise we're Auburn with a cooler helmet.

This was my point. I'm not expecting us to get beat down, none of us should. 

Tommy Brockermeyer, the guy we fired Herman for missing on, gave up 4 sacks in 5 plays to Dallas Turner in their spring game. And Will Anderson is considered the better of the two. Does that mean we are going to give up 20 sacks? No. But it means we are going to have to scheme the shit out of them to move the ball, and at some point Banks and Jones/Williams/Campbell will need to be able to win in a 1 on 1 situation. 

Fuck the Brocks
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1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Pettaway to OU.

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2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Pettaway to OU.

Meh, wasn't a take...

 

 

Did I do that right?

 

 

J/K can't show all of them the same level of love. Sounds like he needed more of it. Hopefully it is his loss not joining this class.

2 minutes ago, mannewers said:

Meh, wasn't a take...

 

 

Did I do that right?

 

 

J/K can't show all of them the same level of love. Sounds like he needed more of it. Hopefully it is his loss not joining this class.

Yeah, he is a talented kid. Wish him the best of luck and his team the absolute worst.

7 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Pettaway to OU.

Not all that surprising. Good get for them, they really needed a win. With Niblet and Cook in the boat already, I do think he was a nice to have for us but not a must have. 

28 minutes ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

Agreed, to get this back on recruiting, we need try to keep our Bama loss respectable and hold this class together, then stack 2-3 more top 3 classes to compete in the SEC.  Otherwise we're Auburn with a cooler helmet.

Why would we wear a cooler as a helmet? 

20 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Pettaway to OU.

good luck to the kid

14 minutes ago, mannewers said:

can't show all of them the same level of love. Sounds like he needed more of it.

it’s pretty well known that we had cooled on him.  sark is hunting bigger game, backed off when we bagged arch.  we still may circle back to him if we miss on some higher-ranked guys. 

it’s pretty well known that we had cooled on him.  sark is hunting bigger game, backed off when we bagged arch.  we still may circle back to him if we miss on some higher-ranked guys. 

Yes, that is the correct aggie way of saying it. Sark actually pulled the offer, from what I heard.
9 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

good luck to the kid

Well, not on the field at any rate

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Well, not on the field at any rate

My well wishes to a Sooner end at "I hope he doesn't die prematurely." And that's only most of them. 

29 minutes ago, mannewers said:

Meh, wasn't a take...

 

 

Did I do that right?

 

 

J/K can't show all of them the same level of love. Sounds like he needed more of it. Hopefully it is his loss not joining this class.

Sark didn't call, or something 

14 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

good luck to the kid

Personally I hope on snap 1 against us he cuts and blows out an ACL, then next year does the same to the other knee, decides to medically retire and goes on to live a happy an prosperous life

43 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Pettaway to OU.

Sark never texted “you up?”

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Tommy Brockermeyer, the guy we fired Herman for missing on, gave up 4 sacks in 5 plays to Dallas Turner in their spring game. And Will Anderson is considered the better of the two. Does that mean we are going to give up 20 sacks? No. But it means we are going to have to scheme the shit out of them to move the ball, and at some point Banks and Jones/Williams/Campbell will need to be able to win in a 1 on 1 situation. 

lol Tommy fucking Brockermeyer is the reason Turtle Tom got fired? OK cool, Hook ‘Em…

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Gotta think Sark regrets letting Coleman go after losing Pettaway. 

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Tommy Brockermeyer, the guy we fired Herman for missing on, gave up 4 sacks in 5 plays to Dallas Turner in their spring game. And Will Anderson is considered the better of the two. Does that mean we are going to give up 20 sacks? No. But it means we are going to have to scheme the shit out of them to move the ball, and at some point Banks and Jones/Williams/Campbell will need to be able to win in a 1 on 1 situation. 

Go long, baby!

Personally I hope on snap 1 against us he cuts and blows out an ACL, then next year does the same to the other knee, decides to medically retire and goes on to live a happy an prosperous life

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Lost Pettaway and Greathouse trending to ND. Arch effect officially over. 

1 minute ago, tokamak said:

Lost Pettaway and Greathouse trending to ND. Arch effect officially over. 

Lolwut

56 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

My well wishes to a Sooner end at "I hope he doesn't die prematurely." And that's only most of them. 

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10 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Lolwut

he said the arch effect is over.  and it is. 

9 hours ago, closetojumping said:

What if someone told you … today is a day. 

I guess I totally misread this as a cryptic hint that something big was going to happen today

4 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

I had to go to like 4 different shady sites to create this, and probably have 8 trojans on my computer now, but:

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He's giving the thumbs down. Aggy will hate to see that, and he didn't do the Horns down #portalwatch

11 minutes ago, futureman said:

he said the arch effect is over.  and it is. 

 

Well you certainly cannot say we are fair-weather fans...at least not on the internet.

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