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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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7 minutes ago, D3zii said:

but Lacking??? You know how fast a 10.8 is??? 

He looks very fast

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13 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

I’m not a journalist, dipshit. I’m on a forum as a regular poster. If you’re giving my posts more power than that, that’s only your issue and not anyone else’s reality. I’m not being paid for shit and I have as much accountability for the veracity of my posts as you do or any other anonymous lunatic. You can attempt to hold me to some sort of self-designed standard that taps into your absurd fears and anguish as much as you’d like, but that doesn’t change reality. I don’t owe you a fucking thing.

 

Well, I guess you should take it as a compliment that your posts are usually substantially more accurate and informative than any Texas journalist, which is why I am latching onto them. It's not me giving your posts power, it's your own credibility. 

And point taken about my subjective standard. But to be fair, this conversation started with a subjective standard about what info should and shouldn't be posted about recruits. 

If I’m Hale, I run my routes at about half speed because that weak-armed QB sure as shit isn’t going to get it to me if I’m running full speed. At least he’s been able to work on his, “You Got Mossed!” resume. 

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3 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

Thoughts

I'm always impressed by the ability of the board to find sub 100 follower people and try to give them credibility

6 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

Thoughts

I'm hoping no2 is false. Way to much fun with the screenshots thread.

No3 seems the most credible

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12 minutes ago, MH BEVO said:

He looks very fast

Lol that’s because 10.8 is fast. . Anything sub 11 (meaning anything under 11 flat) is fast 

Just now, D3zii said:

Lol that’s because 10.8 is fast. . Anything sub 11 (meaning anything under 11 flat) is fast 

I was mostly backing up your point based on his film. Speed is not an issue with him. 

2 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

I'm hoping no2 is false. Way to much fun with the screenshots thread.

No3 seems the most credible

Probably because Texas will be in the SEC by then, so looking for a marquee matchup for the out-of-conference schedule. With Texas set to play Michigan and Ohio State, Penn State makes sense if that pattern of opponents is to continue.

 

Now Addison potentially looking to transfer with a waiver is possible. And it is what I would most like to see happen of the three scenarios.

14 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

Thoughts

Who is Skol? Is that Reddit’s version of CTJ?

1 hour ago, Lonestar88 said:

I know there are a few posters on here that are pretty reliable but "If you read it on Surly, assume it's true" is terrible advice.

I believe you unquestioningly. 

Is south of the Tower. Moose out front shoulda told you.

The 6 pack is north of the tower, or at least it was last time I saw either or em about 15 years ago
16 minutes ago, MH BEVO said:

I was mostly backing up your point based on his film. Speed is not an issue with him. 

Yea so give me Hale over MHP

We took Agiye Hall, a textbook culture gamble, as a transfer. Why is this so tough for everyone now?

12 minutes ago, Octavian said:

Who is Skol? Is that Reddit’s version of CTJ?

I guess you can kind of say that. He started giving "insider info" around the time the Arch recruitment started heating up claiming to be plugged into that recruitment. Don't think he's nearly as credible as CTJ though.

5 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:


The 6 pack is north of the tower, or at least it was last time I saw either or em about 15 years ago

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4 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Yea so give me Hale over MHP

Agreed. Unless MHP is open to playing defense then take both?

37 minutes ago, cafe society said:

You cannot possibly be this obtuse, can you?

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7 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:


The 6 pack is north of the tower, or at least it was last time I saw either or em about 15 years ago

Okay, now, how about you two Boy Scouts get your compasses out or examine the moss on trees or whatever and decide this on your own… 

7 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

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I think it’s a dick joke, his six pack is north of his dick, AKA “the Tower”, the last time he saw either of “them” (his six pack and his dick) 15 years ago. 

Otherwise, yes the campus buildings known as the “Six Pack” are indeed south of the Tower on the South Mall.

https://www.virtually-anywhere.net/tours/utexas/campus/vtour/index.html

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10 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:


The 6 pack is north of the tower, or at least it was last time I saw either or em about 15 years ago

This checks out.

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12 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:


The 6 pack is north of the tower, or at least it was last time I saw either or em about 15 years ago

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I can help with the whole Hale controversy. I know the issue.

He hates Puppies and denies the Holocaust. I can’t remember where I learned that but I’m sure it’s true and accurate. 

39 minutes ago, Teryor said:

I'm always impressed by the ability of the board to find sub 100 follower people and try to give them credibility

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12 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I think it’s a dick joke, his six pack is north of his dick, last time he saw either of “them” (his six pack and his dick) 15 years ago. 

Otherwise, yes the campus buildings known as the “Six Pack” are indeed south of the Tower on the South Mall.

https://www.virtually-anywhere.net/tours/utexas/campus/vtour/index.html

Please, do not start any dick talk.

4 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

denies the Holocaust.

aggy lock. 

Think I'd go the thrifty route and stick to the $0.25 Negra Modelos all night

Reminds me of the triple nickel shiner nights we had in Corpus in the 90’s.
Just now, shnsajax said:


Reminds me of the triple nickel shiner nights we had in Corpus in the 90’s.

Quarter pitchers at Across the Street Bar in Dallas on the Friday of TX/OU weekend circa mid-90’s.

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First time poster of the board, but a long time follower. 
 

I haven’t seen this comp thrown out for Hale, but he reminds me of Cee Dee Lamb the way he can break tackles with a slighter frame. Also runs very similar and has decent body control for his age/skill.

 

I am glad we got Arch, this will help line things up for the rest of the class!

Just now, RetiredBagman said:

First time poster of the board, but a long time follower. 
 

I haven’t seen this comp thrown out for Hale, but he reminds me of Cee Dee Lamb the way he can break tackles with a slighter frame. Also runs very similar and has decent body control for his age/skill.

 

I am glad we got Arch, this will help line things up for the rest of the class!

Welcome. 

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The next person that posts anything on topic is getting a 24 hour ban 

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Skol just posted to reddit about Addison

 

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8 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

Skol just posted to reddit about Addison

 

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Fucking fuck. Is he going to room with waddle?

17 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Mrs. CTJ must be driving the Winnebago today so CTJ can screedpost. 

She drove the final one-third of today’s leg. Big Cedar Lodge, holla!

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28 minutes ago, RetiredBagman said:

First time poster of the board, but a long time follower. 
 

I haven’t seen this comp thrown out for Hale, but he reminds me of Cee Dee Lamb the way he can break tackles with a slighter frame. Also runs very similar and has decent body control for his age/skill.

 

I am glad we got Arch, this will help line things up for the rest of the class!

Welcome!  Now….

 

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40 minutes ago, RetiredBagman said:

First time poster of the board, but a long time follower. 
 

I haven’t seen this comp thrown out for Hale, but he reminds me of Cee Dee Lamb the way he can break tackles with a slighter frame. Also runs very similar and has decent body control for his age/skill.

 

I am glad we got Arch, this will help line things up for the rest of the class!

PM Derka for your welcome basket. Should have Derka Dogs, used magnums and old mix tapes of pville underground rap waiting for you.

7 minutes ago, Henry Hill said:

PM Derka for your welcome basket. Should have Derka Dogs, used magnums and old mix tapes of pville underground rap waiting for you.

Will do. Probably a few Liverpool tears in there as well.

So this skol person on Reddit is allegedly a Longhorn "insider." Here is the link to the original post.

 

He also did a face reveal. Based on face reveal, I think the user is an expert troll.

 

14 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

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I'm putting a CB for Gonzaga

40 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Fucking fuck. Is he going to room with waddle?

Evan Stewart when his Crypto drops and he decides that 28 receptions for 310 yards and 2 TD’s was a waste of his FR year.   But he will be a much better blocker 

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