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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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4 minutes ago, turtlepond said:

My cell phone died, my ride left me, only finding out AFTER walking to the farthest lot at that dump of a stadium. I was too drunk to call a cab, but I also had lost my wallet so it didn’t matter. 
I got mugged (well, got 1 shoe stolen from what I think was a pimp).  I drunkenly ran nowhere, and finally a squad car picked me up and dumped me back home, approximately 7 hours later. 
All that to say, FUCK those CU cunts, and fuck GDGD….

That’s a pretty accurate description of my first weekend in Vegas right after I turned 21.

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11 minutes ago, turtlepond said:

My cell phone died, my ride left me, only finding out AFTER walking to the farthest lot at that dump of a stadium. I was too drunk to call a cab, but I also had lost my wallet so it didn’t matter. 
I got mugged (well, got 1 shoe stolen from what I think was a pimp).  I drunkenly ran nowhere, and finally a squad car picked me up and dumped me back home, approximately 7 hours later. 
All that to say, FUCK those CU cunts, and fuck GDGD….

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17 minutes ago, turtlepond said:

My cell phone died, my ride left me, only finding out AFTER walking to the farthest lot at that dump of a stadium. I was too drunk to call a cab, but I also had lost my wallet so it didn’t matter. 
I got mugged (well, got 1 shoe stolen from what I think was a pimp).  I drunkenly ran nowhere, and finally a squad car picked me up and dumped me back home, approximately 7 hours later. 
All that to say, FUCK those CU cunts, and fuck GDGD….

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1 hour ago, Ignatius said:

We were the best fucking team in college football in 2008…

Yes.

VY is the best college football player of the last 40 years, and Texas was the best team in CFB in 2008 and got royally fucked out of the title game are two things I will go to my grave believing.

I like to think I’m a reasonable person who can be swayed by a solid argument, backed up by data/facts. But good fucking luck convincing me that I’m wrong about this.

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5 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Implosion underway

 

Is he coaching somewhere or just using twitter as an efficient way to give advice to his 35 children?

6 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Implosion underway

 

Considering this guy has 14 kids by 8 different women, one would think he would appreciate a handout or two for the child support he owes.

4 hours ago, stork642 said:

I believe it.  Aggie just said no thanks.  Reminds me of the time I had to say no to that threesome with Christy Brinkley, Paulina Porizkova, and Cindy Crawford.  Tough choices.  

Jesus you’re old. 

Is he coaching somewhere or just using twitter as an efficient way to give advice to his 35 children?

He’s the A&M DB coach.
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14 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

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When Cromartie says the word fuck, women get pregnant. 

Considering this guy has 14 kids by 8 different women, one would think he would appreciate a handout or two for the child support he owes.

Is he the one who couldn’t remember the names of all his kids in Hard Knocks?
1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:


He’s the A&M DB coach.

Thanks.  I don’t follow this shit enough to keep up with other schools assistants.  But a guy who got by solely on talent and has a lengthy history of questioable decisions in his personal life seems like a wonderful guy to coach dbs at aggy.

3 minutes ago, kwood4408 said:


Is he the one who couldn’t remember the names of all his kids in Hard Knocks?

Yes, and hilariously that was 6 kids ago.

6 minutes ago, kwood4408 said:


Is he the one who couldn’t remember the names of all his kids in Hard Knocks?

I think you're referring to this:

 

24 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

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Wow I had no idea the baby maker was DB coach at A&M. Incredible 

Lol he’s not THE DB coach. He’s basically a GA. Your DB coach won’t be your DB coach for long if they tweet shit like that.

I'm sure he does an excellent job winning over mama.

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He's listed as a GA on the A&M site ... his resume is pretty impressive (and lengthy), so spoilered it. 

 

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31 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

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“No fucking handouts”

Why is he subtweeting his kids about child support in a tweet to recruits?

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25 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Considering this guy has 14 kids by 8 different women, one would think he would appreciate a handout or two for the child support he owes.

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1 minute ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

The U ain't been a powerhouse in a hot minute! Da fuq?!

Bo always has a solid group every class. Not surprised he’s got Texas positioned well to close out the cycle.

Just now, UDontKnow said:

The U ain't been a powerhouse in a hot minute! Da fuq?!

They have their NIL situation figured out. Props to ‘em.

3 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

The U ain't been a powerhouse in a hot minute! Da fuq?!

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5 hours ago, irishtexan said:

Holy shit. What a tired-ass "debate". He's a five star QB, the number 1 overall recruit, who has more impact on recruiting than any recruit I can remember. Is he a "perfect" recruit or just a regular old "top QB in the class"? Who gives a shit? Only you chucklefucks could spend 100 posts arguing about whether or not something is THE best ever, or maybe the best ever. 

Shut the fuck up, drink a beer and look at some tits

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I’ve missed her. 

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1 hour ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Implosion underway

 

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We lost both of them just before halftime because Ced and Mike collided when trying to tackle a Buff returning an INT for a TD.
Ced concussed after hitting Mike's knee.

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I guess I should be thankful I was six months into my first job out of college as a lowly investment banking analyst and I was working during that game and did not even know we lost to CU until the next day. 

As nice as it would be to laugh at that tweet, our fucking recruiting director did that shit when Bryce Anderson committed to a&m last year.

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14 minutes ago, Atticus said:

As nice as it would be to laugh at that tweet, our fucking recruiting director did that shit when Bryce Anderson committed to a&m last year.

Yeah but it's not happening to us right now, so it's funny.

19 minutes ago, SarksJuggs said:

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Antonio is breaking, stuck in BCS while his promised college honeys are not in town.

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A few quick thoughts after catching up on this thread:

1. It's clear who has their NIL game on point, just as CTJ outlined. Miami is a big player this recruiting season, and it's not just because of Cristobal. Damn it feels good to be a gangster. 

2. Simms routinely beat the hell out of aggy and seriously destroyed LSU, so he's cool with me. 

3. Love Shelby's middle finger to aggy. 

4. Cromartie fits in well with those morons. A thousand kids and a classy tweet filled with f-bombs and thinly veiled criticism of a recruit. Perfect match. 

5. Fuck ou. 

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Cromartie's created more kids than aggy's DC has killed. Advantage aggy.

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Just now, Chopper said:

Cromartie's created more kids than aggy's DC has killed. Advantage aggy.

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3 hours ago, RexWilson said:

 

 

3 hours ago, Etexhorn13 said:

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UT was recruiting Cameron Cook to be the 2nd RB in their recruiting class back in the Spring. Once that DeSoto RB committed, he lost his spot in the class.

4 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

UT was recruiting Cameron Cook to be the 2nd RB in their recruiting class back in the Spring. Once that DeSoto RB committed, he lost his spot in the class.

Thanks for the news. Can't wait to see what you share next.

25 minutes ago, Goodman said:

Antonio is breaking, stuck in BCS while his promised college honeys are not in town.

And his resume looks like shit if he can’t recruit well

2 hours ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Implosion underway

 

It's getting JIT in the Station!

3 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

When Cromartie says the word fuck, women get pregnant. 

When he says the word THE couches burn.  

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