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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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Chad Simmons enters his prediction for Hale to Texas @ 1:13 p.m., followed by a On3 tweet/article @ 1:33 saying Hale told Simmons he knows where he is going.

Very subtle, Chad. But that aside, dare I say....calculator? Or, maybe even:

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Simmons would have likely gotten the okay to enter that CB after the interview. Which makes it pretty obvious. Can’t see him making the Bama trip. 

Gerry says Hale told him that he will be at Texas the last week of July - but that Alabama is also trying to get him on campus that weekend.

6 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Chad Simmons enters his prediction for Hale to Texas @ 1:13 p.m., followed by a On3 tweet/article @ 1:33 saying Hale told Simmons he knows where he is going.

Very subtle, Chad. But that aside, dare I say....calculator? Or, maybe even:

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This is good to hear ... 

 

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Just now, Getafix said:

 

This is good to hear ... 

 

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Is Gullette going to the pool party? It's a 24/7 poster asking the questions, so I assume they have the IQ of MarkStanco's stool, and I doubt they realize that Gullette's visits that weekend will no longer be an OV. I wonder if the math changes on the pool party if it isn't an official for Gullette. Probably not...but maybe. 

40 minutes ago, USMCHorn said:

I guarantee you the Texas coaches will know where Hale is going well before then.

I bet they know now.

44 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

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Damn. Sark and Marion have to deal with a target on their backs for over 2 months here

4 minutes ago, UnhappilyMarried said:

Damn. Sark and Marion have to deal with a target on their backs for over 2 months here

It’s an Archery target. Should be fine.

So on an official visit Gullette gets a pool towel provided for him with the crypto thumb drive included? And on an unofficial visit they just have to resort to handing him over a Zaxby's drive thru bag? Is that how this works?

15 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Is Gullette going to the pool party? It's a 24/7 poster asking the questions, so I assume they have the IQ of MarkStanco's stool, and I doubt they realize that Gullette's visits that weekend will no longer be an OV. I wonder if the math changes on the pool party if it isn't an official for Gullette. Probably not...but maybe. 

 

 

Still listed, but Hattersley was "working to confirm that".

 

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If you haven't see it, CTJ had an interesting post on how this might turn out.

 

 

 

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I appreciate it when posters include the players name with tweets, etc.  Trying to guess based upon handles like oso8jay is damn near impossible.  If you're going to post tweets then help out the rest of us by including the recruits name too, please.

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1 minute ago, Nuge said:

I appreciate it when posters include the players name with tweets, etc.  Trying to guess based upon handles like oso8jay is damn near impossible.  If you're going to post tweets then help out the rest of us by including the recruits name too, please.

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1 minute ago, CowtownHorn said:

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I said please.  Fuckface.

1 hour ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

I imagine this has already been posted about in the Aggie screenshot thread but since many of us do not regularly check that wasteland of depression and idiocy:

Aggies completely fucked up. Rule change this year means no more official visits allowed during the July quiet period. So those scheduled OVs with Hill and Gullette? Can't happen. The dumb fucks apparently only figured this out today. Not sure it really changes THAT much but it is still hilarious.

 

And they'd have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those pesky kids sips powers-that-be sabanic-overlord-worshippers NCAA-cheaters rules!

34 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

So on an official visit Gullette gets a pool towel provided for him with the crypto thumb drive included? And on an unofficial visit they just have to resort to handing him over a Zaxby's drive thru bag? Is that how this works?

I think the big difference is in whether or not they're allowed to keep the aggy gloves. Not saying they want to.  

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25 minutes ago, Nuge said:

Trying to guess based upon handles like oso8jay is damn near impossible. 

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So based on the flurry of picks, Hale must have just become a silent.

17 minutes ago, USMCHorn said:

So based on the flurry of picks, Hale must have just become a silent.

Where does that put us calculator wise? Back to 3rd for sure 

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Damn this made me laugh. 

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Or, the person quoting it can include the fucking name.  Even easier.

19 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Where does that put us calculator wise? Back to 3rd for sure 

Muhammad and Hale get us to 279.02, barely behind OSU for #2. 

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

Soooooooooooooooo no pool party for him then :)

 

Sark playing 4D chess sending him to recruit for us.  


 

Wait do we wants anyone else going to their pool party?

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1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

 

 

A little slow on that one.

Can someone confirm that OV’s cannot be taken during July?

You can’t confirm?

Not going to, but i encourage you to check out the aggie thread for entertainment value and a solid answer on this question.

Ftr, previous page was solid. Good work, gents. 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You can’t confirm?

"Can you tell me when we're landing?"

"Not for another two hours."

"You can't tell me for another two hours?"

18 minutes ago, canadianhorn21 said:

Per On3, Toviano could be close to shutting it down. 

Which way? He's been linked with 3-4 schools.

3 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

"Can you tell me when we're landing?"

"Not for another two hours."

"You can't tell me for another two hours?"

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Johntay Cook is fucking awesome. Favorite recruit in quite a while.

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