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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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5 hours ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Siap

 

That was a good interview.

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2 hours ago, Sejjr said:

Johntay Cook is fucking awesome. Favorite recruit in quite a while.

He's already putting people in the calculator and working on others.  It's nice to have your Pied Piper also be one of your elite players.   

And the logic is impeccable. Why not play in an offense where scoring is easy?  If Texas can score with Casey Thompson as qb1 and Moore as a 150 lb slow wr1, what will they do with real talent....

Now, if he can somehow sneak a Jimbo cuck reference into an interview then we'll truly know that he's one of us....

 

8 minutes ago, Acropora said:

Moore as a 150 lb slow wr1

that makes worthy a hell of a #2

6 hours ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Siap

 

I loved how he called out Turtle Tom and Uncle Charlie. That’s telling. 

13 hours ago, utfan87 said:

Can someone confirm that OV’s cannot be taken during July?

How could anyone even know that?!

 

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7 hours ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Siap

 

 

I like that he has perspective that it won't be a quick turnaround and Sark isn't selling that on the recruiting trail.  Loved that he talks about bringing in football players, guys who are there to play football first and everything else second.   

Aggy Rivals mod still holding on to that aggy pick for Muhammed 

 

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10 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Aggy Rivals mod still holding on to that aggy pick for Muhammed 

 

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He probably forgot about the pic n his bag a dicks eating buffet.

On 7/13/2022 at 8:55 AM, closetojumping said:

Muhammed is going public on the 20th. He told everybody that yesterday. He told some folks that beforehand. Videos and edits have to drop and such. So I don’t think today is the day for MM. 

And I too have “masseusses” on the payroll. The preferred nomenclature is massage therapist, however, sir. 

I wasn't questioning the date (I had heard the same). I was just having some fun with the typo 🤣

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On 7/14/2022 at 1:51 PM, IDIOTsavant said:

That Neto weight is encouraging (assuming it’s good weight). He was listed in the Goosby range as a recruit.  Maybe he can share his meal plan with Vacek.

Vacek?  Should give it to Ethan Burke first! 

Just now, texifornia said:

A little hat based misdirection

 

a&m hat vs the longhorn backpack

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2 minutes ago, Viper said:

a&m hat vs the longhorn backpack

Backpack looks well used. Also, surprised aTm didn’t ask for that hat back from camp along with the gloves. 

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27 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Longhorn backpack you say?

 

 

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I don't care how much of an asshole Herman turned out to be, I will always defend this as being funny as fuck. 

Aggy Rivals mod still holding on to that aggy pick for Muhammed 
 
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18 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

 

IOL for real

Chandavian looks disruptive

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Johntay 100% no sold the QB battle in that interview

 

As the Miles McVay situation plays out, a few things I've read on other boards:

 

- He's supposedly set an Aug 11 commitment date

- Here's Perroni, on July 14th

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- Of course, the Ags are already putting him in the calculator

 

- The note below is from Hank South (Bama 247).  Interesting that they seem to regard him so highly ... but unfortunately, also seem very confident.  

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29 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

 

Dang the sky in the background looks like a painting

10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Isn’t he a target and presumed pool party attendee for aggy?

Would be news to me

Sounds like from the feedback at camps and the regard of Mitchell from other schools, ole’ Sydir might be in line for a big ratings bump this fall. Hate to see it. 

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

I'm going with no because it does not make me smile.

The only correct way to read it is to assign it no actual meaning. So I think you are correct... that you're wrong

2 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

I'm going with no because it does not make me smile.

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I think the non committed guys are saying that they want their own day in the sun, Johntay. But in a nice, humorous way that won’t affect their choice or mood in the next two days. And they are likely laughing in a hotel room making the posts back to back  

I'm still new to the twitter thing and the way things are posted is a little confusing about what order they go in.
I've gotta click ten times just to find the source.

But when Malik said "no" he included an elephant emoji and I kind of read into it that he was inferring he and Hale are going to Alabama.

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

I'm still new to the twitter thing and the way things are posted is a little confusing about what order they go in.
I've gotta click ten times just to find the source.

But when Malik said "no" he included an elephant emoji and I kind of read into it that he was inferring he and Hale are going to Alabama.

Technically he is saying nothing about Hale other than that he is in the pic. 

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Just now, ATXbronco said:

I'm still new to the twitter thing and the way things are posted is a little confusing about what order they go in.
I've gotta click ten times just to find the source.

But when Malik said "no" he included an elephant emoji and I kind of read into it that he was inferring he and Hale are going to Alabama.

That’s correct. Everyone should now take that totally seriously and shit themselves in fear because of it. 

I took a pill last night and have now already done all the shitting I'm going to do for today.

I wish I'd have read the twitter earlier so I could have killed two birds with one turd.

That’s correct. Everyone should now take that totally seriously and shit themselves in fear because of it. 
Supreme troll job by MM. Well done. [emoji869]

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