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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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He's bigger than Sark in at least one category....

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30 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Cook is no longer a composite 5*.

Yeah, his decrease got split into two different adjustments for some reason. I know it doesn’t actually matter much, but it still annoys me for whatever reason.

21 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

He's bigger than Sark in at least one category....

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Needs the aggy jizz jar as his head

59 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Chad Simmons Intel:

 

5-star defensive lineman David Hicks

The buzz: David Hicks is not saying too much about his recruitment right now, but numerous schools appear to be in the mix. Based on intel, Texas A&M may hold a slight edge with Oklahoma still right there with the Aggies. He has strong relationships with each staff. He was back in College Station for an unofficial visit in June and he is going back to Norman later this month. Hicks took official visits to Miami, Michigan State and Oregon in June, and all three schools impressed. There is some level of confidence in East Lansing due to his connection with Brandon Jordan. He worked with Hicks before taking a job in East Lansing. Texas is back in this race too. There is a solid chance he takes one of his last two official visits to Austin. This recruitment still has a long way to go. Hicks could even take his recruitment to February.

 

 

I didn’t realize OU was a strong player in this one. Sooner co-worker thinks they lead. First I’ve ever heard anyone mention something like that. I assume he’s just an idiot. 

If I was good at photoshop I would move Fisher to the corner and replace him with Candi. All you computer whizzes' have at it. 

4 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Siap...

 

Hands catcher.  Love to see it.

47 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

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AggieScoop eh? Why isn't Hamm suing them for stealing the AggieScoop name?

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

 

AggieScoop eh? Why isn't Hamm suing them for stealing the AggieScoop name?

He sent them an angry cease and desist tweet. 

51 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

 

AggieScoop eh? Why isn't Hamm suing them for stealing the AggieScoop name?

You think Taylor Hamm had the money to somehow copyright that name in the first place? Or the funds to secure a lawyer now?

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3 hours ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

It seems like Sark is feeling confident about this season 👀

 

Meanwhile, the Station is lit next weekend.

 

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@nuge

 

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2 hours ago, ATXbronco said:

He's bigger than Sark in at least one category....

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7 hours ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

I want to clarify for those that didn't listen that Pate did not name USC/Addison, A&M, or Texas. He was talking about things in general. His descriptions match with our understanding of things at these schools, but I don't want this board to run with his info in a way that he didn't intend. 

Too late.  As previously mentioned, I use this board's information to convince my dad that I'm Nostradamus, and I already gave him this information.

2 hours ago, Chili dog said:

I didn’t realize OU was a strong player in this one. Sooner co-worker thinks they lead. First I’ve ever heard anyone mention something like that. I assume he’s just an idiot. 

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1 hour ago, RabidM said:

He sent them an angry cease and desist tweet. 

True. And hilarious.

 

13 minutes ago, Chopper said:

True. And hilarious.

 

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I suck at photoshop but whatever

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1 hour ago, Chopper said:

True. And hilarious.

 

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39 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I suck at photoshop but whatever

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Chefs kiss

 

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It might take 10 wins for our season to be more enjoyable than this thread. 

47 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I suck at photoshop but whatever

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Could someone photoshop that racist aggy with the fucked up teeth onto jimbo?

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5 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

Could someone photoshop that racist aggy with the fucked up teeth onto jimbo?

You’re going to have to be a helluva lot more specific.

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Hang it in The Louvre. Or at least near the busiest glory hole in College Station.


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14 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

Could someone photoshop that racist aggy with the fucked up teeth onto jimbo?

You're welcome.

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16 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

Could someone photoshop that racist aggy with the fucked up teeth onto jimbo?

Doubly redundant 

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