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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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1 hour ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

MM takes us to 269.85 and back to third with an Avg of 91.84

nice

7 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Wow…..you’re good!

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3 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

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There has been another grackle sighting.

 

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1 minute ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Based on Jimbo's quote in the other thread I think he's actually the blockhead.

Yeah, but I was using MS Paint over another crappy photoshop.

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Utah mod on Akana.  Kinda' goes against what our $9.95ers have been saying.

 

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1 hour ago, Bevo said:

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So aggy has Jimbo, and we got Gene Chizek?

CHIEF

4 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Hmmm.... 247 has Lang as an OT, while on3 has him as an IOL.

He doesn't look as Nordic as I would have thought someone named Vysen would look.

9 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Utah mod on Akana.  Kinda' goes against what our $9.95ers have been saying.

 

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2 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

He doesn't look as Nordic as I would have thought someone named Vysen would look.

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6 hours ago, NYBevo said:

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Little Billy needed a snack. He gets so hungry. 
 

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24 minutes ago, Humble Beast said:

Little Billy needed a snack. He gets so hungry. 
 

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He'll probably want to wash it down with some College Station Aggy Milk!

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19 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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Nahlin's full post on UT's '23 WR class:

 

 

Just to get it off my chest I won’t be in love with a Cook, Hale, Niblett, Wilson class.

Cook will be very good but concerns on hands have merit.

Niblett is as raw as any WR I’ve ever seen ranked that high. I see a corner when I watch his tape.

Hale’s ability to separate is a concern. He might be Theo Wease. I like him and would take him but he isn’t a no-doubter.

I like Wilson.

I wish Pettaway was in the class because he adds floor and ceiling. I feel the same about MH-P from a Whittington standpoint.

 

IT poster reply:

So if in the Fall we’re sitting at Hale , Niblett , Cook , and Wilson with a lot of big names off the board is there a few guys you’d fill with the 5th spot? Assuming no MHP

 

Nahlin's reply:

I’d be more tempted to find a portal guy. Texas should have proof of concept every way it would matter to a WR.

I personally would have had Wilson or Hale as takes, but not both, and would have considered Niblett more in the ATH category that MH-P was figured into for a while.

I urge everyone to watch Niblett then MH-P before responding.

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5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The even bigger art loss was the worst sexual experience in ms paint thread 

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3 hours ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

It burns a bunch of calories

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26 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Nahlin's full post on UT's '23 WR class:

 

 

Just to get it off my chest I won’t be in love with a Cook, Hale, Niblett, Wilson class.

Cook will be very good but concerns on hands have merit.

Niblett is as raw as any WR I’ve ever seen ranked that high. I see a corner when I watch his tape.

Hale’s ability to separate is a concern. He might be Theo Wease. I like him and would take him but he isn’t a no-doubter.

I like Wilson.

I wish Pettaway was in the class because he adds floor and ceiling. I feel the same about MH-P from a Whittington standpoint.

 

IT poster reply:

So if in the Fall we’re sitting at Hale , Niblett , Cook , and Wilson with a lot of big names off the board is there a few guys you’d fill with the 5th spot? Assuming no MHP

 

Nahlin's reply:

I’d be more tempted to find a portal guy. Texas should have proof of concept every way it would matter to a WR.

I personally would have had Wilson or Hale as takes, but not both, and would have considered Niblett more in the ATH category that MH-P was figured into for a while.

I urge everyone to watch Niblett then MH-P before responding.

This is that moment where I offer up that Nahlin is a fucking idiot and has zero evaluation skills. Go look at his history on this stuff. His value is in his asskissing for data from recruits and their handlers. Find me any pattern of solid and consistent evaluations from him ever. 

26 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Nahlin's full post on UT's '23 WR class:

 

 

Just to get it off my chest I won’t be in love with a Cook, Hale, Niblett, Wilson class.

Cook will be very good but concerns on hands have merit.

Niblett is as raw as any WR I’ve ever seen ranked that high. I see a corner when I watch his tape.

Hale’s ability to separate is a concern. He might be Theo Wease. I like him and would take him but he isn’t a no-doubter.

I like Wilson.

I wish Pettaway was in the class because he adds floor and ceiling. I feel the same about MH-P from a Whittington standpoint.

 

IT poster reply:

So if in the Fall we’re sitting at Hale , Niblett , Cook , and Wilson with a lot of big names off the board is there a few guys you’d fill with the 5th spot? Assuming no MHP

 

Nahlin's reply:

I’d be more tempted to find a portal guy. Texas should have proof of concept every way it would matter to a WR.

I personally would have had Wilson or Hale as takes, but not both, and would have considered Niblett more in the ATH category that MH-P was figured into for a while.

I urge everyone to watch Niblett then MH-P before responding.

I don’t really get the Niblett concerns. Yes, he is playing the “I’m the best athlete get me the ball” position for his team. His athleticism jumps off his HUDL. May it take him a year or 2 to develop as a route runner? Sure. That said his ceiling is as high as anyone in the class. With Hale and Wilson having higher floors, why wouldn’t you want a high ceiling guy like Niblett?

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45 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Nahlin's full post on UT's '23 WR class:

 

 

Just to get it off my chest I won’t be in love with a Cook, Hale, Niblett, Wilson class.

Cook will be very good but concerns on hands have merit.

Niblett is as raw as any WR I’ve ever seen ranked that high. I see a corner when I watch his tape.

Hale’s ability to separate is a concern. He might be Theo Wease. I like him and would take him but he isn’t a no-doubter.

I like Wilson.

I wish Pettaway was in the class because he adds floor and ceiling. I feel the same about MH-P from a Whittington standpoint.

 

IT poster reply:

So if in the Fall we’re sitting at Hale , Niblett , Cook , and Wilson with a lot of big names off the board is there a few guys you’d fill with the 5th spot? Assuming no MHP

 

Nahlin's reply:

I’d be more tempted to find a portal guy. Texas should have proof of concept every way it would matter to a WR.

I personally would have had Wilson or Hale as takes, but not both, and would have considered Niblett more in the ATH category that MH-P was figured into for a while.

I urge everyone to watch Niblett then MH-P before responding.

@Nahlin

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1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Utah mod on Akana.  Kinda' goes against what our $9.95ers have been saying.

 

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So a potential LB class of Hill, Burrell, Gullette, and Akana and Lefau? I never thought I'd type those words oooooooh weeee

8 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Nahlin has to be a little bitch about something. 

"Nahlin, Nahlin....Nahlin, Nahlin...I'm begging of you please try to be a man...."

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9 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

So a potential LB class of Hill, Burrell, Gullette, and Akana and Lefau? I never thought I'd type those words oooooooh weeee

Akana is 100% crystal balled to the Sooners.

Hmm ...

1 minute ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Akana is 100% crystal balled to the Sooners.

Hmm ...

Well then they can fuck right off then can’t they

3 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Akana is 100% crystal balled to the Sooners.

Hmm ...

On 1 total prediction from an OU mod I’ve never heard of 

6 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Akana is 100% crystal balled to the Sooners.

Hmm ...

1 of 1 by Thune. OU homer. Hardly put much stock in that cb. 

1 hour ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Nahlin's full post on UT's '23 WR class:

 

 

Just to get it off my chest I won’t be in love with a Cook, Hale, Niblett, Wilson class.

Cook will be very good but concerns on hands have merit.

Niblett is as raw as any WR I’ve ever seen ranked that high. I see a corner when I watch his tape.

Hale’s ability to separate is a concern. He might be Theo Wease. I like him and would take him but he isn’t a no-doubter.

I like Wilson.

I wish Pettaway was in the class because he adds floor and ceiling. I feel the same about MH-P from a Whittington standpoint.

 

IT poster reply:

So if in the Fall we’re sitting at Hale , Niblett , Cook , and Wilson with a lot of big names off the board is there a few guys you’d fill with the 5th spot? Assuming no MHP

 

Nahlin's reply:

I’d be more tempted to find a portal guy. Texas should have proof of concept every way it would matter to a WR.

I personally would have had Wilson or Hale as takes, but not both, and would have considered Niblett more in the ATH category that MH-P was figured into for a while.

I urge everyone to watch Niblett then MH-P before responding.

Recruiting has gone very well for Texas and they have a chance to lock up the majority of the class before game one. In that situation there is not a lot of drama to drive site views and interactions. He just trying to stir up something. 

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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Ah, yes...Bitch Island.  It's lovely this time of year.

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For the olds... Another name for "Purple Drank", is "Lean". 

56 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

So a potential LB class of Hill, Burrell, Gullette, and Akana and Lefau? I never thought I'd type those words oooooooh weeee

He appears to be an (/all) EDGE (/caps). Can someone confirm for me if he's gonna put his hand in the dirt or stand up?

23 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Can someone confirm for me if he's gonna put his hand in the dirt or stand up?

I don't think there's any doubt that he will.

Last time was Arch wasn't it? Before that was it the SEC announcement?

Not sure there's any recruits big enough that this would be for. Maybe a big 12 PAC 12 merger deal? 

59 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

I trust you on anyone putting their hand in the, uh, dirt.

This happened to @HenryJamesthe last time he put his hand in the dirt.

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NTTAWWT.

2 minutes ago, Viper said:

Last time was Arch wasn't it? Before that was it the SEC announcement?

Not sure there's any recruits big enough that this would be for. Maybe a big 12 PAC 12 merger deal? 

Think it was posted for Cook.

Just now, UDontKnow said:

This happened to @HenryJamesthe last time he put his hand in the dirt.

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NTTAWWT.

 

What is that?

 

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12 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Motel Hell

Meat’s meat and a man’s gotta eat

36 minutes ago, Viper said:

Last time was Arch wasn't it? Before that was it the SEC announcement?

Not sure there's any recruits big enough that this would be for. Maybe a big 12 PAC 12 merger deal? 

Arch, SEC, Quinn from what I recall.

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4 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

“Hale’s ability to separate is a concern. He might be Theo Wease. I like him and would take him but he isn’t a no-doubter.”

Nahlin posts on surlyhorns as spider2ybanana. 

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3 hours ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

@Nahlin

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*sigh* that was a rough day

1 hour ago, Viper said:

Last time was Arch wasn't it? Before that was it the SEC announcement?

Not sure there's any recruits big enough that this would be for. Maybe a big 12 PAC 12 merger deal? 

Are you referring to the post above yours with the Recruitocosm tweet? And if so, are we thinking MM’s impending commitment isn’t big enough to have generated the tweet? 

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