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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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1 hour ago, _Leaf_ said:

Why is everyone bending over backwards to defend Gerry Hamilton?

 

If you ask me, has has major used car salesmen energy.

Because he is, and has been, one of the good guys. Puts in tons of work and has played the game a long time.

41 minutes ago, _Leaf_ said:

I'm sorry. I meant to say "You can suck my dick if you want to be disrespectful just because you disagree with me." Look again. I corrected it. 

 

 

You should do well here.  

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33 minutes ago, _Leaf_ said:

Truth be told, it's been more like one decade. I think I'm well-acquainted with all the 9.95ers though. I don't like GH. What can I say? Maybe I'm wrong about him. He just doesn't strike me as very honest.

so to be clear, you looked at the collection of idiots that cover Texas for 9.95/month for over a decade and decided the one you disliked the most was Gerry?!

seriously - HE was the one who gave you used car vibes?! not Fuck Chip Brown, not Mike Roach, not EJ Holland's Starbuck's loving ass, not Ketch (the only man who can go into a fight with Billy Liucci and come out a loser), not Jason Higdon and his lottery numbers, not tfloss, not Nahlin...Gerry Hamilton?!

what's more likely...that you have followed Texas recruiting (!) for a decade (!!) and not signed up here until this week (!!!), with a unique username (!!!!) just to share that you think Gerry is a used car salesman with like your fifth post ever or that you are some kind of shitty troll?

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27 minutes ago, _Leaf_ said:

I don't know but that looks mighty tasty.

Ketch confirmed

25 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

This is Mike Roach...

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followed later by...

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The player? Vincent Paul Young.

5 hours ago, RGBIII said:

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Everyone really loves Gerry Hamilton here. Good for him I guess. 

 

I'll keep my opinions to myself from now on.

46 minutes ago, _Leaf_ said:

Truth be told, it's been more like one decade. I think I'm well-acquainted with all the 9.95ers though. I don't like GH. What can I say? Maybe I'm wrong about him. He just doesn't strike me as very honest.

Sounds to me like you prefer xhamster. Fair enough

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16 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

He's not even visited Austin? Doesn't sound like a commit that would stick 

He visited Norman which made him decide on Texas without visiting.  

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16 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

He's not even visited Austin? Doesn't sound like a commit that would stick 

Most the people that move here have never visited. Seems like he’d fit right in. 

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

BTW, crazier things have happened than Jayvon Thomas flipping and announcing along with Muhammad.

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6 minutes ago, _Leaf_ said:

Everyone really loves Gerry Hamilton here. Good for him I guess. 

I'll keep my opinions to myself from now on.

you really are bad at this. shocked it took you this long to create an account before you started posting horseshit.

Gerry Hamilton is pretty well thought of across the industry. he is pretty well thought of amongst the actual 9.95ers. he is pretty well thought of amongst those of us who actually have paid attention to recruiting for a while. the opposite of a used car salesman.

...but sure, just because _leaf_ thinks he is is an idiot, we all should all probably go to Orangebloods for our recruiting news.

 

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Honestly don’t care for the social media shenanigans. Sounds like this was orchestrated.


Holy shit, I sound like I just drank 8oz of Metamucil and started yelling at punk skateboarders to stay off my lawn.

1 minute ago, Henry Hill said:

I’m not doubting this guy.

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4 minutes ago, NoName said:

you really are bad at this. shocked it took you this long to create an account before you started posting horseshit.

Gerry Hamilton is pretty well thought of across the industry. he is pretty well thought of amongst the actual 9.95ers. he is pretty well thought of amongst those of us who actually have paid attention to recruiting for a while. the opposite of a used car salesman.

...but sure, just because _leaf_ thinks he is is an idiot, we all should all probably go to Orangebloods for our recruiting news.

 

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52 minutes ago, _Leaf_ said:

Now that hurts my feelings.

Feelings? I'm more worried about your grocery bill.

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55 minutes ago, _Leaf_ said:

Truth be told, it's been more like one decade. I think I'm well-acquainted with all the 9.95ers though. I don't like GH. What can I say? Maybe I'm wrong about him. He just doesn't strike me as very honest.

You are showing weakness, which is the guaranteed way to be neg-bombed off the board.  Don't do it!  Lurking on the board for so long you should know that your only chance of survival is to double down and take on more posters.  Go get 'em!!!

8 minutes ago, _Leaf_ said:

I'll keep my opinions to myself from now on.

 

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I hope this doesn’t sully the good name that _Leaf and Leaf have built on this site. But fuck Leaf1. 

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4 minutes ago, Don Hornleone said:

Honestly don’t care for the social media shenanigans. Sounds like this was orchestrated.


Holy shit, I sound like I just drank 8oz of Metamucil and started yelling at punk skateboarders to stay off my lawn.

The kid is definitely doing too much.

I don’t want to lose the plot of the day, a player much better than Kirkland is committing in less than two hours.

Can somebody post the pornhub vid so we can at least see if Gerry has good taste. Research purposes and all. 

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2 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

I hope this doesn’t sully the good name that _Leaf and Leaf have built on this site. Buttfuck Leaf1. 

Seems a bit harsh, yeah?

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Can somebody post the pornhub vid so we can at least see if Gerry has good taste. Research purposes and all. 

Ted Cruz had better taste if I recall

15 minutes ago, _Leaf_ said:

Everyone really loves Gerry Hamilton here. Good for him I guess. 

 

I'll keep my opinions to myself from now on.

Not sure why this post is getting downvotes. I think him shutting the fuck up is the best possible outcome for this board. 

14 minutes ago, NoName said:

you really are bad at this. shocked it took you this long to create an account before you started posting horseshit.

Gerry Hamilton is pretty well thought of across the industry. he is pretty well thought of amongst the actual 9.95ers. he is pretty well thought of amongst those of us who actually have paid attention to recruiting for a while. the opposite of a used car salesman.

...but sure, just because _leaf_ thinks he is is an idiot, we all should all probably go to Orangebloods for our recruiting news.

 

Jesus Christ, fuck you. I hope everyone on this board isn't as much as a jerk as you are. I had an opinion and I expressed it. My opinions are just as valid as yours are. As I've said, you can feel free to disagree with me, but if you want to be an ass just because my opinion offends you, you can suck my dick. I never said anyone was wrong for respecting GH, only that I don't. 

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1 minute ago, _Leaf_ said:

Jesus Christ, fuck you. I hope everyone on this board as much as a jerk as you are. I had an opinion and I expressed it. My opinions are just as valid as yours are. As I've said, you can feel free to disagree with me, but if you want to be an ass just because my opinion offends you, you can suck my dick. I never said anyone was wrong for respecting GH, only that I don't. 

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Just now, Sgt. Slaughter said:

Seems a bit harsh, yeah?

Not as harsh as wishing him a fist off with futureman.

 

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"My opinions are just as valid as yours!" Tell me a safe place snowflake has wandered over from OB or 247 without telling me for $500, Alex. 

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17 minutes ago, _Leaf_ said:

Everyone really loves Gerry Hamilton here. Good for him I guess. 

 

I'll keep my opinions to myself from now on.

You're not done yet.  Not even close. At some point in the next 4 to 24 hours CTJ is going to chime in with a post that he's been editing for 30 minutes beginning with something similar to "Holy shit...... "

After that you're done.

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4 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:

You are showing weakness, which is the guaranteed way to be neg-bombed off the board.  Don't do it!  Lurking on the board for so long you should know that your only chance of survival is to double down and take on more posters.  Go get 'em!!!

My first day on the board everyone was apparently mad at new posters and i posted something weak and tried defending it. Next thing I know I’m at -15 or -20. So I shut the fuck up and just lurk for a few weeks. Then, when I start posting , I make sure it’s either innocuous or funny. And I stay far away from pissing contests. Took me a few weeks to dig out and then a few months before I got up the nerve to give someone the finger. 

And I’m still pretty careful. Mostly. 

True story. 

Just now, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

we have downvotes?

Downvotes. Neg Rep. Whatever. Just to be sure your understand, I've illustrated on your previous post. Solely for illustrative purposes. 

1 minute ago, _Leaf_ said:

My opinions are just as valid as yours are. 

 

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2 minutes ago, _Leaf_ said:

 you can suck my dick. 

 

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1 hour ago, _Leaf_ said:

 

You can suck my dick if you want to be disrespectful just because you disagree with me. 

Ah. You ARE new here.

Jesus Christ, fuck you. I hope everyone on this board isn't as much as a jerk as you are. I had an opinion and I expressed it. My opinions are just as valid as yours are. As I've said, you can feel free to disagree with me, but if you want to be an ass just because my opinion offends you, you can suck my dick. I never said anyone was wrong for respecting GH, only that I don't. 

Here’s some advice. Start over with a new user name. Don’t start telling other posters to “suck your dick” for disagreeing with you. Especially when you have less than 15 posts. And have better takes. Good luck in your next Surly life!
1 minute ago, _Leaf_ said:

I hope everyone on this board as much as a jerk as you are.

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1 minute ago, Junior Bonner said:

My first day on the board everyone was apparently mad at new posters and i posted something weak and tried defending it. Next thing I know I’m at -15 or -20. So I shut the fuck up and just lurk for a few weeks. Then, when I start posting , I make sure it’s either innocuous or funny. And I stay far away from pissing contests. Took me a few weeks to dig out and then a few months before I got up the nerve to give someone the finger. 

And I’m still pretty careful. Mostly. 

True story. 

Pussy. 

4 minutes ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

Seems a bit harsh, yeah?

That is an solid use of someone’s edit. 
 

I’ll keep my errors to myself now. 

2 minutes ago, _Leaf_ said:

Jesus Christ, fuck you. I hope everyone on this board isn't as much as a jerk as you are. I had an opinion and I expressed it. My opinions are just as valid as yours are. As I've said, you can feel free to disagree with me, but if you want to be an ass just because my opinion offends you, you can suck my dick. I never said anyone was wrong for respecting GH, only that I don't. 

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7 minutes ago, _Leaf_ said:

Jesus Christ, fuck you. I hope everyone on this board isn't as much as a jerk as you are. I had an opinion and I expressed it. My opinions are just as valid as yours are. As I've said, you can feel free to disagree with me, but if you want to be an ass just because my opinion offends you, you can suck my dick. I never said anyone was wrong for respecting GH, only that I don't. 

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Y'all are a real welcoming bunch. Thanks.

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1 hour ago, _Leaf_ said:

Truth be told, it's been more like one decade. I think I'm well-acquainted with all the 9.95ers though. I don't like GH. What can I say? Maybe I'm wrong about him. He just doesn't strike me as very honest.

 

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

I don't know how you can hate on him with Geoff Ketchum in the wild...

 

1 hour ago, Chili dog said:

That you, Ketch?

 

1 hour ago, The Beast said:

Thanks for dropping by ketch.

Yep. There it is. Gotta be a Ketch alt.

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

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I was gonna say, "I haven't seen a Leaf melt down that badly since..."

1 minute ago, _Leaf_ said:

Y'all are real welcoming bunch. Thanks.

Just make sure your new username is something like "Hameater" so we know who it is. 

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