July 21, 20223 yr 37 minutes ago, Kormit The Frug said: Cedric Baxter.... you are next I think we've found @Kermit's evil twin.
July 21, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, ATXbronco said: Well, somebody fucked something up for this thread. I'm locked & loaded with alcohol and waiting for more amazing news of the night. If I were a Nike guy, I'd be all over these shoes. Wait.. I meant kicks.  What’s the 4:1 ratio all about?
July 21, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, _Leaf_ said: Y'all should know telling me to leave is counter productive. You seem to be trending in the wrong direction.
July 21, 20223 yr 38 minutes ago, ousux said: 1 hour ago, ATXbronco said: Well, somebody fucked something up for this thread. I'm locked & loaded with alcohol and waiting for more amazing news of the night. If I were a Nike guy, I'd be all over these shoes. Wait.. I meant kicks.  You an Adee-dahz guy? I used to be kinda okay with them. But their tendency towards social issues lately has turned me off. I am NOT going to comment more than that because this is not the political forum.  6 minutes ago, Humble Beast said: What’s the 4:1 ratio all about? I was wondering too.  I don't think it has anything to do with a four year diploma, but that was my first thought. Basketball players can jump to the NBA after one year but Football can't. Anyone know if that's gonna change anytime soon? One and done NCAA football players?!?  59 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:  That is NOT my intention on the thread. I'mma drink and probably annoy a few peoples (sorry) when I get excited about something Longhorns Football related. But I'm not here to shit on anyone's day.  Side note though, I will never forget when I went to an In'In'Out burger at like 11PM-midnight'ish time and got my buger, fries and natural ingredient milkshake. Parked my car in their semi-dark parking lot and started eating. And then a teenage girl comes running up, walks to the front of my car by the bushes in my parking spot. Drops her jeans and starts peeing. It was Sark after Dark, so she didn't see me at first. But after a moment, we locked eyes.  She suddenly looked like a Doe crossing a street in the middle of the night. Five seconds later (felt like an hour) she pulled up her pans and ran away without even zipping or buttoning. Â
July 21, 20223 yr 47 minutes ago, ousux said: 1 hour ago, ATXbronco said: Well, somebody fucked something up for this thread. I'm locked & loaded with alcohol and waiting for more amazing news of the night. If I were a Nike guy, I'd be all over these shoes. Wait.. I meant kicks.  You an Adee-dahz guy? Not that it matters, but I'm currently an Under Armour guy.  I don't pledge allegiance to ANY large corporation. But when I have to buy from one, it's UA right now. Again... I'm not including any politics into this. Edited July 21, 20223 yr by ATXbronco
July 21, 20223 yr 15 minutes ago, UDontKnow said: I think we've found @Kermit's evil twin. Kormit fucks cocktail waitresses two at a time.
July 21, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, _Leaf_ said: I'm having fun. Looking forward to 6. I think MM has self-esteem. He  could  go  all  the  way!  Â
July 21, 20223 yr 7 minutes ago, Kermit said: Kormit fucks cocktail waitresses two at a time. And I don't even tip....
July 21, 20223 yr 26 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said: Don't bring that shit in here. This is the Paul Giamatti picture thread.
July 21, 20223 yr Popular Post 35 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:  8 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said: Don't bring that shit in here. This is the Paul Giamatti picture thread. Â
July 21, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Humble Beast said: What’s the 4:1 ratio all about? Mantra he’s had his entire coaching career that he credits to Coach Knight. Took off while he was at tech. https://campuslivettu.com/chris-beard-41-phrase-meaning/
July 21, 20223 yr 17 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said: Don't bring that shit in here. This is the Paul Giamatti picture thread.  8 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:  Â
July 21, 20223 yr 51 minutes ago, Kormit The Frug said: And I don't even tip.... You don’t give them the tip? BallsyÂ
July 21, 20223 yr 6 hours ago, _Leaf_ said: Y'all are a real welcoming bunch. Thanks. I'm willing to get AIDS just to give it to your Mom. Â
July 21, 20223 yr Popular Post 1 hour ago, ATXbronco said: I used to be kinda okay with them. But their tendency towards social issues lately has turned me off. I am NOT going to comment more than that because this is not the political forum.  1 hour ago, ATXbronco said: Not that it matters, but I'm currently an Under Armour guy.  I don't pledge allegiance to ANY large corporation. But when I have to buy from one, it's UA right now. Again... I'm not including any politics into this. "Let me drop a thinly-veiled political comment, but then talk about how I'm not gonna talk about politics on the recruiting board. I'm just saying I'm boycotting a shoe company for a political reason. But it has nothing to do with politics!"
July 21, 20223 yr Popular Post 14 minutes ago, irishtexan said: Â "Let me drop a thinly-veiled political comment, but then talk about how I'm not gonna talk about politics on the recruiting board. I'm just saying I'm boycotting a shoe company for a political reason. But it has nothing to do with politics!"
July 21, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said: He’ll drink the spit bucket but not merlot I liked merlot when I watched this movie. I hardly drink it now because it always reminds me of the scene.
July 21, 20223 yr 13 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said: I liked merlot when I watched this movie. I hardly drink it now because it always reminds me of the scene. There is very good Merlot, just don’t drink $12-$18 Chilean Merlot. Drink $30+ Napa Merlot or $25-$100 Right Bank Bordeaux (predominately Merlot).
July 21, 20223 yr 42 minutes ago, irishtexan said: Â "Let me drop a thinly-veiled political comment, but then talk about how I'm not gonna talk about politics on the recruiting board. I'm just saying I'm boycotting a shoe company for a political reason. But it has nothing to do with politics!" You probably won't get a response tonight, since dude is already fast asleep on his oh-so-comfortable MyPillow. But no politics.Â
July 21, 20223 yr Just now, Hornlover said: You probably won't get a response tonight I was hoping for a second recruit commit tonight. Hook 'em  Â
July 21, 20223 yr https://247sports.com/Article/Texas-football-recruiting-Malik-Muhammad-commitment-scouting-take-190339791/ Â Quote Texas added one of the nation's top cornerback prospects Wednesday with the commitment of Malik Muhammad, one of the top 10 players at his position in the 2023 class, per the Top247 rankings. Muhammad hails from a football family with several other defensive backs, and played a key role in Fall 2021 for a Dallas South Oak Cliff squad that went 15-1 and won the Texas Class 5A Division II state championship. Approaching 6 feet with very good length, Muhammad owns the requisite frame to live on the outside at the high-major level. His lean, wiry strong build should be able to add mass as needed and provide versatility at the back end of the Longhorns' defense. Muhammad provides two-sport participation with reps in the triple jump, long jump, and high jump, as well as multiple relays. He ran anchor for South Oak Cliff's 4x200 relay squad. His best jump event is the triple, which featured a 43-foot, 6 1/2-inch personal record this past spring. Muhammad has posted encouraging testing data in the lateral agility and suddenness categories, which reflect in his short-area quickness and ability to stick to receivers in coverage. As a junior in 2021, Muhammad produced impressive numbers with 68 tackles, three interceptions, and six pass breakups. One of the INTs he returned for a touchdown. One of the safest bets at the position in this class, Muhammad could get on the field early in college. He's faced good competition and comes from a program at South Oak Cliff that propels players to the FBS level at a high rate, especially on the defensive side of the ball. Here's more on Muhammad from national analysts Chris Singletar* and Cooper Petagna, who provides the 247Sports scouting report on Muhammad below. Â Edited July 21, 20223 yr by ATXbronco
July 21, 20223 yr 3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said: He’ll drink the spit bucket but not ANY FUCKING merlot! FIFY
July 21, 20223 yr Probably already posted but it just got re-tweeted (I'm learning) by Chris Gilbert a little while ago. Gotta love that shirt color! edit: and the freaking weights! Â Edited July 21, 20223 yr by ATXbronco
July 21, 20223 yr 19 hours ago, turtlepond said: All of this talk of floors and ceilings…does nobody ever mention the walls? I heard South Austin’s mom had her walls wrecked last night.Â
July 21, 20223 yr 6 hours ago, DanTheHorn said: I liked merlot when I watched this movie. I hardly drink it now because it always reminds me of the scene. The entire point of the movie is that not drinking merlot because you're stuck up about it is dumb!
July 21, 20223 yr 5 minutes ago, jeevsie said: I heard South Austin’s mom had her walls wrecked last night. Don’t worry, the holes were filled with spackle by morning.
July 21, 20223 yr Popular Post This is a terrible thread. Just a mental donkey punch being delivered by a sweaty, heaving, rapacious swamp sow.
July 21, 20223 yr 9 minutes ago, texifornia said: The entire point of the movie is that not drinking merlot because you're stuck up about it is dumb! Sometimes I wonder if people even watched the movie. Merlot was his ex-wife's favorite wine. He refused to drink it after his divorce because he is an idiot.
July 21, 20223 yr 6 minutes ago, closetojumping said: This is a terrible thread. Just a mental donkey punch being delivered by a sweaty, heaving, rapacious swamp sow. It’s like going home for the holidays.
July 21, 20223 yr 8 hours ago, nunna yo bizness said: Don't bring that shit in here. This is the Paul Giamatti picture thread. Well, she's got Paul Giamatti's forehead
July 21, 20223 yr SIAP but Arch is expected to be at the end of July event as well as the Bama game.    Merlot sucks Edited July 21, 20223 yr by BurntOrange&White
July 21, 20223 yr Popular Post 28 minutes ago, closetojumping said: This is a terrible thread. Just a mental donkey punch being delivered by a sweaty, heaving, rapacious swamp sow.
July 21, 20223 yr This is a terrible thread. Just a mental donkey punch being delivered by a sweaty, heaving, rapacious swamp sow.Sounds like driving in Houston
July 21, 20223 yr 51 minutes ago, closetojumping said: This is a terrible thread. Just a mental donkey punch being delivered by a sweaty, heaving, rapacious swamp sow. I read this and had to double check where I was. Because this could describe a number of Surly threads.
July 21, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, texifornia said: The entire point of the movie is that not drinking merlot because you're stuck up about it is dumb! Yes, at the time I was a beer drinker and drank wine only from time to time and bought the cheapest and worst there was so I was dumb enough to not understand Merlot is not a terrible wine if you find the right one. Now since I must have munchies when drinking beer I can't afford the calories. Still there is the scene so I have moved on to Cabs and I enjoy an array of them that are in a price range that actually taste decent. Edited July 21, 20223 yr by DanTheHorn
July 21, 20223 yr 4 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said: Yes, at the time I was a beer drinker and drank wine only from time to time and bought the cheapest and worst there was so I was dumb enough to not understand Merlot is not a terrible wine if you find the right one. Now since I must have munchies when drinking beer I can't afford the calories. So I have moved on to Cabs and I enjoy an array of them that are in a price range that actually taste decent. Thanks Mac.
July 21, 20223 yr Ironically, the prized 1961 Cheval Blanc he drinks at the end of the movie is a Merlot, Cab Franc blend.
July 21, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, closetojumping said: This is a terrible thread. Just a mental donkey punch being delivered by a sweaty, heaving, rapacious swamp sow. Patience there is count down to the donkey punch interruption if only for a few hours. Â
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