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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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33 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Seems like it's gonna be OU

Venables starting to gain a little bit of traction it seems. 

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"Venables starting to gain a little bit of traction it seems."

Im am sure Venables has a NIL setup with either a dildo factory, or a recruit making appearances at the fudge factory as a packer? 

5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The value you assign yourself is more important than that which others assign you.  
 

but yes. 

I don't know that this is an ironclad rule. There are lots of dumb assholes who think highly of themselves. Hell, just look at aggy who are always claiming they are "classy."

28 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

I don't know that this is an ironclad rule. There are lots of dumb assholes who think highly of themselves. Hell, just look at aggy who are always claiming they are "classy."

That brings to mind the old saying, "I'd like to buy him for what he's worth...and then sell him for what he thinks he's worth." 

6 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Well we know it's not because of this:

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Maybe. But I would have a hard time relating to someone who looks like this:

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Ed Helms really let himself go. 

If anyone ever tries to argue that the amount of money someone makes is due to how good, hard working, or smart they are, just show them Bedenbaugh’s picture and remind them that life isn’t fair.  

 

 

Mike Roach - Quick Payton Kirkland "update"

(Ha ha ha ha .... )

Spoiler

 

Not much has changed since the other day. Texas isn’t in the mix on his announcement edit but we continue to hear that they will be a factor for his decision tomorrow.

 

 

Kirkland calling us Texass has really tempered my excitement about tomorrow. 

Why dont the coaches call this kid and say, just in case, no thanks.

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

The NCAA freaking applauded Tennessee for doing their job for them with the self imposed sanctions. Nothing bad is going to happen to them. Maybe an extra wrist slap or two. There won’t be any type of postseason ban. Would bet a lot of $$ on it.

3 hours ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

Higdon would be proud. 

 

Looks like his son got a job in Austin...

 

 

 

 

 

Edited by Getafix

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

SIAP.

Not too shabby.

 

 

 

But can he block?

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2 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

 

Is this the bat signal? Kirkland.

4 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Is this the bat signal? Kirkland.

Id much rather it be somebody else committing to us, rather that go to the aggy pool party. 

11 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

The NCAA freaking applauded Tennessee for doing their job for them with the self imposed sanctions. Nothing bad is going to happen to them. Maybe an extra wrist slap or two. There won’t be any type of postseason ban. Would bet a lot of $$ on it.

Exactly. @ATXbronco has no idea what he is talking about. Embarrassing. 

2 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

You’re getting worked. 

Isn’t that what recruiting all about? We pay tree fiddy for unreliable information and enjoy the uncertainty of it all. Aren’t we all here, now, on this thread, for that very reason? 
 

So what time is the circus today? When does the Orlando Enigma announce? 

21 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

Wife seems like the type who likes to let her opinion be heard at suburban school board meetings.

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Not a + recruiter, but maybe a +size recruiter 🤔  

Just now, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

My god I completely forgot about that. So absurd.

Lol my friend

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13 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Looks like his son got a job in Austin...

 

The Chicago?

10 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

What time does Kirkland commit?

I think 630 pm Central

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1 hour ago, Ghost of Shag said:

What time does Kirkland commit?

The 12th of Never? 

1 hour ago, Junior Bonner said:

So what time is the circus today? When does the Orlando Enigma announce? 

 

1 hour ago, Ghost of Shag said:

What time does Kirkland commit?

 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

The Chicago?

The Iraq. Everywhere like therefore such as

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1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

The Chicago?

I am assuming it's the name of a pizza on the menu.

19 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Venables starting to gain a little bit of traction it seems. 

I looked at on3's 2023 Team recruiting rankings last night & I was SHOCKED to see how much better OU is doing in recruiting than Aggy.

OU is only a couple spots out of the top 10, while Aggy's class is ranked in the 50's.

Kirkland will announce at Dezerland, a Main event adjacent concept on I-drive in Orlando. Instructions say "dress to impress" and....er...what does that actually mean when the people you're intending to impress are bowlers?

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Kirkland will announce at Dezerland, a Main event adjacent concept on I-drive in Orlando. Instructions say "dress to impress" and....er...what does that actually mean when the people you're intending to impress are bowlers?

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