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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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3 minutes ago, txduck87 said:

1983-84 13th floor jester west checking in. Roommate listened to the go-gos 24/7. emoji34.png

Are you complaining about having to share a room with a woman?

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2014 Jwest 3rd floor. 8th floor and above had been renovated that year. But I was one floor above the buffet and started my T/TH with an 11:00 on the second floor one semester. Waking up at 10:55 was glorious. 

I didn't attend UT. Fucked around too much in highschool. I was born and raised in Austin. They just demoed the hospital I was born at downtown. I guess that makes me a Tshirt fan huh?

San Jacinto, don't remember which floor. Dad was business partners with the Dean of Food and Housing. Ironically, it was pretty lame and straight-laced

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1 hour ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

We march on the ESPN headquarters tonight

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Mitchell and Williams both made big jumps.  They still have Shelby and Chatman outside of the 300, but they are now 4*'s.

2nd floor, mo-hill!

Whole place smelled like piss, shit, and vomit near the end of each semester

 

Goid times.

95- 96 Moore Hill.  4th floor I think, but it has been a long time.  

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12 hours ago, Lonestar88 said:

They’re former high school teammates.

Trevell Johnson was on that team too

Are you complaining about having to share a room with a woman?

He definitely played on the other team.
7 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

98-99, Jester West, 7th floor

I would have pegged you for in the 70s for some reason.

I never lived on campus when I was in school but I did stay at Jester as a youngerd during Freak Nasty led summer camps. He was quite the  friendly fellow.200-30.gif.92692b20847885037e2d6cd4a86156b0.gif

 

What if someone calls my momma a whore?
Tell them you prefer "escort"
3 minutes ago, CptnJiggleBits said:

I never lived on campus when I was in school but I did stay at Jester as a youngerd during Freak Nasty led summer camps. He was quite the  friendly fellow.200-30.gif.92692b20847885037e2d6cd4a86156b0.gif

 

Username checks out.

Lived in Jester -- couldn't even recall what floor (it was probably Jester West) -- for the fall '91/spring '92. The food was not very good. Lived in Castilian my sophomore year.

1 hour ago, MAGS® said:

Pretty damn sure that was my floor at the exact same time.   Split 50/50 men and women?   My roommate was the Pakistani dude that would go around the floor in nothing but a towel and ask the women "how you doin?" in the worst joey impression ever...   

My man, CoachTex IS the Pakistani dude in the towel with the bad impression! Happy reunion!

22 hours ago, ONE YARD said:

why call her a whore?

Because for many folks, Kardashian is too hard to spell. 

71-72, Jester West. 12th floor, Room 1207. Was assigned to San Jacinto but when I picked up my key I heard a guy say they are moving men into Jester West and some rooms are available. I turned around and asked the lady if I could move into Jester and she said yes. 

Good times. Jester had as many residents as my little east Texas town. 

1 minute ago, Vertuzzi said:

2016: 16th floor of Dobie

2017-2019: West campus 

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2011-2012, Jester West.  Actually lived on same floor as track team and some football players (Jaxon and Cedric Reed were really nice guys.  Case was a dick).  Hung out with Ryan Crouser quite a bit who now has two gold medals and the world record in shot put.  Someone put together an NCAA Football tournament and Quandre Diggs destroyed my ass.  Interestingly enough almost all the football players chose to play with West Virginia.   CSB

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No one gives a fuck what dorm you lived in, people. 

2005 Towers, 5th Floor.  Didn't realize there were some many GDIs on this board. 

My dad bought a house in pemberton for me and my buddies to trash for 4 years. Like a real Texan.

I never did the dorm thing. My parents were/are very cheap. I lived in a house in North Campus as a freshman. I think I paid $400 a month. 

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6 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

No one gives a fuck what dorm you lived in, people. 

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54 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I would have pegged you in the 70s for some reason.

That's pretty cool, man... no judgement here

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1 minute ago, jeevsie said:

Look, do you want 1000 or not?

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Time to change thread title to "Virgin Boogaloo - Places I didn't get laid when I moved to college.  Dorm Edition."

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2 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Time to change thread title to "Virgin Boogaloo - Places I didn't get laid when I moved to college.  Dorm Edition."

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1 hour ago, Tex48 said:

2017/2018, Blanton, 4th Floor

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Also, where are all my Jester M (East) homies at?

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19 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

Look, do you want 1000 or not?

Wait 'til @blacklab deletes all the trash posts and we have to start over at 3.

2 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Just the chip on the shoulder that Arch needs.

Michael Jordan would have taken that personally. 

1 hour ago, BornAndRaised said:

I didn't attend UT. Fucked around too much in highschool. I was born and raised in Austin. They just demoed the hospital I was born at downtown. I guess that makes me a Tshirt fan huh?

Half the graduates on here wouldn't have gotten in these last 15 years either, so rock it.

Edit: bad form from old graduate

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1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

No one gives a fuck what dorm you lived in, people. 

They are just hoping they might stumble across that guy they drunkenly hooked up with that one night in the dorms, but never bothered to get their name. 

They are just hoping they might stumble across that guy they drunkenly hooked up with that one night in the dorms, but never bothered to get their name. 

They can take out a missed connection ad in the Chronicle.
13 minutes ago, Deej said:

They are just hoping they might stumble across that guy they drunkenly hooked up with that one night in the dorms, but never bothered to get their name. 

Someone mentioned something about pegged up thread, you never know.

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I never did the dorm thing. My parents were/are very cheap. I lived in a house in North Campus as a freshman. I think I paid $400 a month. 

 

 

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

 

Your parents thought the double occupancy 120 sq foot rooms, communal bathrooms and a greasy ass meal plan were too pricey?  

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1 minute ago, Not a cat said:

Your parents thought the double occupancy dorm

 

Your parents thought the double occupancy 120 sq foot rooms, communal bathrooms and a greasy ass meal plan were too pricey?  

The house was cheaper. 

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

The house was cheaper. 

Same, i walked past Posse East and Double D's on the daily.  

God dam!!!

Covid strikes again and we get Muhammed AND Kirkland.

Sorry you got the Covid, mom.

But got dam!!!!

Ok which recruits do we need next, I think my brother is due the Wuhan.

6 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

God dam!!!

Covid strikes again and we get Muhammed AND Kirkland.

Sorry you got the Covid, mom.

But got dam!!!!

Ok which recruits do we need next, I think my brother is due the Wuhan.

Anthony Hill and Damon Wilson.  These two solve a lot of problems with the defense.

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On 7/21/2022 at 2:13 PM, immamac said:

Folks get mostly back on track please. 

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5 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

Anthony Hill and Damon Wilson.  These two solve a lot of problems with the defense.

I'm on it, fam.

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