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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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39 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Do want.  Get him Bo.

Well now I really want him.  100 outside, no problem, hoodie. Tough, crazy SOB

 

20 minutes ago, USMCHorn said:

I hear you, but taking LSU as one of the three fucks over Aggy, OU, and Arky. I'm pretty sure LSU’s main three if this were to happen would be UT, Florida, and Bama. That's effectively shutting out 3 rivals from fertile recruiting grounds. We’d be the only team in the region that plays LSU every season. Huge recruiting win imo. As a pure business decision, it's a no-brainer.

They're not going to have anyone get 3 tough programs.

2 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

Road games against Arkansas wouldn't be quite so bad if they weren't played in Arkansas. 

Arkansas is the best state for roadside jams and jellies.

35 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Why does he move like he's shorter?

Shorter people are quicker - like cats.  They can scratch and crawl under or around the offensive linemen before the fatasses can fall on them. They also don't care if you are alive and they chase lights around the room.

7 minutes ago, Vermin said:

 

Can't wait for the cannonball contest with him and Stroh. 

4 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Can't wait for the cannonball contest with him and Stroh. 

Gonna have to refill the pool afterwards.

1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

On one of Bobby's On Texas Football videos, Gerry said that he is 6'5". Payton looks maybe 6'7"-6'8" in this photo (yes, I know Gerry is standing slightly ahead of Kirkland in this photo).

 

Also, so much for Kirkland being mad at Gerry for spilling the beans on his recruitment. Fuck Taylor Estes (FTE) and FCB.

This is the same outfit that does their podcast and recounts stuff that happened 2 weeks ago. All of the other outlets do daily shows. By the time theirs hits, it is unwatchable because they both suck AND all of their info is out of date. Taylor is a beating to try and listen to, it is like hearing the wives of the alumni trying to talk about the team when they spend the entire game with their back turned to the field in a box with a cocktail in their hand. And Chip just gives a glassy eyed stare into the camera for what seems like hours while recounting things that happened 50 pages ago on Surly. 

22 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Can't wait for the cannonball contest with him and Stroh. 

Some of these dudes would only need a few inches of water to take a bath before it would run over the edge upon entry.

15 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

This is the same outfit that does their podcast and recounts stuff that happened 2 weeks ago. All of the other outlets do daily shows. By the time theirs hits, it is unwatchable because they both suck AND all of their info is out of date. Taylor is a beating to try and listen to, it is like hearing the wives of the alumni trying to talk about the team when they spend the entire game with their back turned to the field in a box with a cocktail in their hand. And Chip just gives a glassy eyed stare into the camera for what seems like hours while recounting things that happened 50 pages ago on Surly. 

That’s on you for even attempting to listen to 9.95 podcasts.

45 minutes ago, Vermin said:

 

Is that Shane Rink's kid?  It definitely looks like him and Shane went to Cy-Fair.  

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

 

Hope they have enough sunscreen for that dude.

46 minutes ago, Vermin said:

 

I'm going to go ahead and assume this is Shane Rink's kid.

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

I'm going to go ahead and assume this is Shane Rink's kid.

They look identical

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7 minutes ago, Gordon Shumway said:

Is that Shane Rink's kid?  It definitely looks like him and Shane went to Cy-Fair.  

 

5 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I'm going to go ahead and assume this is Shane Rink's kid.

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1 minute ago, Gordon Shumway said:

They look identical

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Way back in the day when Inside Texas came in newsletter form from Robert Heard, I remember the suggestion that Shane Rink was the better, more consistent performer on his high school team than Sam Adams (DL, A&M commit). Ooops

10 hours ago, Bevo said:

29 needs to be benched.

 

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1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

 

It always impresses me when I see a HS athlete with developed rounded shoulders like that. I’m in my mid 20’s and it took a few years for me to get that boulder shoulder look. When I was in HS like 8 years ago our football program was all about compound lifts.  Not a whole lot of movements focusing on the small muscle groups of the shoulder. 

 

Someone posted this to 247 ... yeah, large humans.

 

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Hard to envision Vasek ever gaining enough weight to play DL in the SEC

 

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8 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

It always impresses me when I see a HS athlete with developed rounded shoulders like that.

Shoulders are the new forearms?

Gerry said that Mathews had Alabama running behind his top 3. Alabama was the big offer we thought could change Mathews trajectory. If they're still running outside his top 3, have to think that he's going to be a Texas commit here in the next couple weeks. 

Sydir continues to be a positive recruiter. I'm shocked aTm could have profiled a kid who spurned the so incorrectly...

It’s crazy that Jamarkus McFarland is Collins’ primary recruiter at TCU.  He of the women romancing essay.  

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18 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

It always impresses me when I see a HS athlete with developed rounded shoulders like that. I’m in my mid 20’s and it took a few years for me to get that boulder shoulder look. When I was in HS like 8 years ago our football program was all about compound lifts.  Not a whole lot of movements focusing on the small muscle groups of the shoulder. 

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12 minutes ago, Nope said:

Hard to envision Vasek ever gaining enough weight to play DL in the SEC

 

Ain't no way Vasek is 225-230 like he is listed.

Saw it on twitter so I apologize for not citing the source. Matthew's is now announcing before his senior season starts.

3 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Ain't no way Vasek is 225-230 like he is listed.

Of course he is. 230 isn't very heavy for a guy who is 6'6"

Just now, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

What’s with all the Vasek hate? Dan Lanning, Venables, and Dabo want him. Seems like a good player

I don't hate him, but wondering how close he is to being maxed out and if he can add 25-30 pounds based on the way his current frame looks is probably a valid concern.

22 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

Wouldn't mind if the staff made a push for this guy.  

2 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

What’s with all the Vasek hate? Dan Lanning, Venables, and Dabo want him. Seems like a good player

High floor-low ceiling white kid from Westlake who our staff haven't exactly gone balls-to-the-wall to get isn't exactly the sexiest recruiting story to tell.

2 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

I don't hate him, but wondering how close he is to being maxed out and if he can add 25-30 pounds based on the way his current frame looks is probably a valid concern.

So he's too thin looking but looks maxed out?  

4 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

What’s with all the Vasek hate? Dan Lanning, Venables, and Dabo want him. Seems like a good player

lots of concerns about him being maxed out from both a body and technique standpoint.

19 minutes ago, Nope said:

Hard to envision Vasek ever gaining enough weight to play DL in the SEC

Similar body type as Drew Sanders who played DE for Alabama.  Slower, of course, but probably as strong or stronger.  

4 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

The furk aggy caricature could easily be replaced with this guy's face. That is aggy if I ever saw it. 

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