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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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get in the goddamn water it's a thousand degrees

3 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

For those that fell for the trap originally 

 

 

24 minutes ago, NoName said:

lots of concerns about him being maxed out from both a body and technique standpoint.

I am not sure about that. He played QB and LB growing up. I believe moved to DE full time as a Junior. I didn’t see Jeffcoat in terms of technician. He could definitely struggle to put on weight. 

Per Gerry, Gullette isn’t making it in there’s an issue with their car. Not sure of any weekend visit plans

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Just now, OB3 said:

Per Gerry, Gullette isn’t making it in there’s an issue with their car. Not sure of any weekend visit plans

Hmmm, so aggy is now flattening tires outside of College Station?  Interdasting.

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Per Gerry, Gullette isn’t making it in, issue with car. Not sure of any weekend visit plans

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53 minutes ago, cafe society said:

Any word on Gullette?  I'm getting the same aggie bag vibes for him as with Hill.

Think he's their big bag this year since we still setup nicely for Hill. 

8 minutes ago, OB3 said:

Per Gerry, Gullette isn’t making it in there’s an issue with their car. Not sure of any weekend visit plans

Classic

10 minutes ago, OB3 said:

Per Gerry, Gullette isn’t making it in there’s an issue with their car. Not sure of any weekend visit plans

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1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:

Ain't no way Vasek is 225-230 like he is listed.

He is 6'6'', I guarantee you he weighs that much. Arch is 6'4'' and pretty sure he is in the 220 range. 

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

👀 👀 👀 

 

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I am starting to like this Mitchell fellow. 

29 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

This is.......very funny. 

why?

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

why?

Because there is no way that tiny lifeguard saves any of these large humans.

27 minutes ago, OB3 said:

Per Gerry, Gullette isn’t making it in there’s an issue with their car. Not sure of any weekend visit plans

Damnit Karen. She is mobile now. 

30 minutes ago, OB3 said:

Per Gerry, Gullette isn’t making it in there’s an issue with their car. Not sure of any weekend visit plans

Their new car is getting prepped. 

1 hour ago, mwaadeeb said:

So he's too thin looking but looks maxed out?  

Yes, he is undersized but also looks like a naturally slender kid who is already carrying more weight than nature ever intended

27 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

I am starting to like this Mitchell fellow. 

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30 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

Their new car is getting prepped. 

Does he like lambos, perchance? 

2 hours ago, CastHorn said:

It always impresses me when I see a HS athlete with developed rounded shoulders like that. I’m in my mid 20’s and it took a few years for me to get that boulder shoulder look. When I was in HS like 8 years ago our football program was all about compound lifts.  Not a whole lot of movements focusing on the small muscle groups of the shoulder. 

Fucking lulz

1 hour ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

What’s with all the Vasek hate? Dan Lanning, Venables, and Dabo want him. Seems like a good player

Seriously. One of the rich white underweight westlake DEs has to work out, right?

29 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Um @closetojumpingneed to talk me off a ledge with the Gullette stuff

He might tell you to jump even though it has nothing to do with Gullette.

33 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Um @closetojumpingneed to talk me off a ledge with the Gullette stuff

Or you could sack up and not get so worked up about it. 

59 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Think he's their big bag this year since we still setup nicely for Hill. 

Would be interesting to watch the Texags spin if they decided to pay big for “damaged goods” but no, he isn’t going to be their big bag over Hill.

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Vasek, underweight.................at 230............with another year before he is on a campus? People do realize we are penning our hopes on a pass rush on a former safety playing edge/LB at 223 that is a 5th year senior right? It isn't inconceivable that he is 245-250 as a true freshman. I know we nitpick recruits but JFC. Pick something valid to criticize. 

 

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45 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Um @closetojumpingneed to talk me off a ledge with the Gullette stuff

This reads like you’re asking him to finish jerking you off. 

15 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

This reads like you’re asking him to finish jerking you off. 

NTTAWWT

19 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Vasek, underweight.................at 230............with another year before he is on a campus? People do realize we are penning our hopes on a pass rush on a former safety playing edge/LB at 223 that is a 5th year senior right? It isn't inconceivable that he is 245-250 as a true freshman. I know we nitpick recruits but JFC. Pick something valid to criticize. 

 

Overshown plays a different position but the rest is fair

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Every single one of you chucklefucks talking about Vasek being maxed out need a kick to the goddamn teeth because you’re rapidly approaching territory previously occupied by The Derel. Just admit you don’t know shit about how building muscle works and go get your motherfucking shinebox you fucking fucks. Fuck.

2 hours ago, NoName said:

lots of concerns about him being maxed out from both a body and technique standpoint.

I guess, if you say so. But isn't he pretty similar to Ethan Burke in terms of size and weight.  Watching the two play last year Vasek was every bit as good if not better than Burke, and looked a little bigger or at least not as skinny.

If there's better options than I get it but if not, seems like a pretty good take.

6 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Every single one of you chucklefucks talking about Vasek being maxed out need a kick to the goddamn teeth because you’re rapidly approaching territory previously occupied by The Derel. Just admit you don’t know shit about how building muscle works and go get your motherfucking shinebox you fucking fucks. Fuck.

Are you saying he’s going to struggle to put on weight in college?

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Are you saying he’s going to struggle to put on weight in college?

I thought everyone got the freshman 15, oh no wait, that was just the chicks.

7 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Every single one of you chucklefucks talking about Vasek being maxed out need a kick to the goddamn teeth because you’re rapidly approaching territory previously occupied by The Derel. Just admit you don’t know shit about how building muscle works and go get your motherfucking shinebox you fucking fucks. Fuck.

If he puts on weight his arms are gonna get shorter so it's a lose-lose situation. 

18 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Every single one of you chucklefucks talking about Vasek being maxed out need a kick to the goddamn teeth because you’re rapidly approaching territory previously occupied by The Derel. Just admit you don’t know shit about how building muscle works and go get your motherfucking shinebox you fucking fucks. Fuck.

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Herbie to the Vasek haters 

18 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Every single one of you chucklefucks talking about Vasek being maxed out need a kick to the goddamn teeth because you’re rapidly approaching territory previously occupied by The Derel. Just admit you don’t know shit about how building muscle works and go get your motherfucking shinebox you fucking fucks. Fuck.

But if he puts on weight, doesn't his wingspan shrink?

11 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

I thought everyone got the freshman 15, oh no wait, that was just the chicks.

Depends, how much did you eat at pluckers

Fuck you no reading comprehension fuckers. They said if he LOSES weight his arm span will shrink. You chucklefucks are saying if he gains weight they will shrink. That’s not how it works. 

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

Fuck you no reading comprehension fuckers. They said if he LOSES weight his arm span will shrink. You chucklefucks are saying if he gains weight they will shrink. That’s not how it works. 

But, he ain’t got no weight LT Dan.

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