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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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16 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

Chastitty.

 

 

 

CSB, I knew a girl in HS named Chastity. She was super hot. Anywho, rumored to have spent a night backstage with Steven Tyler at an Aerosmith concert when she was a Junior in HS. I will let you do the math on that. 

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1 minute ago, MuellerHorn said:

I agree with you. 
 

However, I have real doubts that Marion will be at Texas long enough to really develop Niblett. He’s going to get an OC position within the next two years, barring a total collapse on offense at Texas. 

Hopefully Sark asks his guys to give a minimum of two years in role like Mack used to do with his staff. I can also see us bumping Marion to match G5 offers. 

When did Gullette have his ACL surgery?  I'm assuming he'll be good to go for winter workouts in January?

4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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Obviously they don't understand the factor of 5, i.e. 5-10-15.

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3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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They seem to have gotten some confidence on Matthews last night according to that thread

Look - I don't know whether these kids are any good - but something has changed dramatically with this recruiting class that was not as prevalent in classes during other years.  

This batch of recruits have been on time for nearly all of their announcements.  It's impressive.

1 minute ago, deech said:

Look - I don't know whether these kids are any good - but something has changed dramatically with this recruiting class that was not as prevalent in classes during other years.  

This batch of recruits have been on time for nearly all of their announcements.  It's impressive.

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2 minutes ago, deech said:

Look - I don't know whether these kids are any good - but something has changed dramatically with this recruiting class that was not as prevalent in classes during other years.  

This batch of recruits have been on time for nearly all of their announcements.  It's impressive.

It seems like a pretty stupid thing on the surface and only tangentially related, but honestly I think this staff is doing lightyears better with their mental evals than the previous 2 coaching staffs. 

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3 minutes ago, deech said:

Look - I don't know whether these kids are any good - but something has changed dramatically with this recruiting class that was not as prevalent in classes during other years.  

This batch of recruits have been on time for nearly all of their announcements.  It's impressive.

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2 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

It seems like a pretty stupid thing on the surface and only tangentially related, but honestly I think this staff is doing lightyears better with their mental evals than the previous 2 coaching staffs. 

Agreed.  I think it became patently clear the quality of a Herman recruit v. the quality of a Sark recruit.

11 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

It seems like a pretty stupid thing on the surface and only tangentially related, but honestly I think this staff is doing lightyears better with their mental evals than the previous 2 coaching staffs. 

Sark's recruits haven't been around long enough to do a lot of dumb shit. Give it a bit.

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

CSB, I knew a girl in HS named Chastity. She was super hot. Anywho, rumored to have spent a night backstage with Steven Tyler at an Aerosmith concert when she was a Junior in HS. I will let you do the math on that. 

I went to high school with a chick who blew Gary Pihl, Sammy Hagar’s guitarist, after a show in Odessa….

4 hours ago, Wishbone said:

Social media I heard.

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Sorta like the hysterical woman and the cat at the dining table, this meme always makes me laugh. Thanks.

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56 minutes ago, deech said:

Look - I don't know whether these kids are any good - but something has changed dramatically with this recruiting class that was not as prevalent in classes during other years.  

This batch of recruits have been on time for nearly all of their announcements.  It's impressive.

It's the first step in eliminating our sleepy morning starting times.

The legacy of Texas Football will not be left to the tardy, sleepy, or feeling-a-little-down-today.

3 hours ago, txduck87 said:


Well he was a cb, but point noted.

I should have added a winky, but CB is often where receivers with bad hands can have success.

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6 minutes ago, horn4life said:

I should have added a winky, but CB is often where receivers with bad hands can have success.

“Nobody catches the ball on my side of the field. Not no receiver, not me, not nobody”

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9 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

“Nobody catches the ball on my side of the field. Not no receiver, not me, not nobody”

—-Rod Babers

That's hilarious. Can't believe I never heard it before.

1 minute ago, Shaggyhorn said:


Number 1 on the Lucci 44 right there.

Can someone who knows more aggy lore (bless your sacrifice) explain why lucci stops at 44?

2 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

 

Chastitty.

 

 

 

That’s original. New one to me.

11 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

Can someone who knows more aggy lore (bless your sacrifice) explain why lucci stops at 44?

If it’s 45, “it works every time”, no?

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10 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

Can someone who knows more aggy lore (bless your sacrifice) explain why lucci stops at 44?

12th man, 12*4 (number of nut grabs per game) = 48, 48-4 (generations since last national title) gets you to Looch's 44 

Can someone who knows more aggy lore (bless your sacrifice) explain why lucci stops at 44?

College Station is 2/3 the way to Route 66 from Mexico City, and 2/3 of the way is the closest they’ve ever come to fame.
48 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

Can someone who knows more aggy lore (bless your sacrifice) explain why lucci stops at 44?

I have no idea. But a wild ass guess: 11 offensive/ defensive players  plus the 2 deep. Thats 44

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why Flounder?

It’s the catch of the day?

Sorry. Did not bother with context.

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1 hour ago, Ignatius said:

“Nobody catches the ball on my side of the field. Not no receiver, not me, not nobody”

—-Rod Babers

That's one of the funniest thing I have read in a while.

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1 hour ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

Can someone who knows more aggy lore (bless your sacrifice) explain why lucci stops at 44?

He can't count to 45.  

His boyfriend wore #44 on their high school football team. 

It’s the semi-anniversary of their last questionable celebrated achievement?

1 hour ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

Can someone who knows more aggy lore (bless your sacrifice) explain why lucci stops at 44?

 

1 hour ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

Can someone who knows more aggy lore (bless your sacrifice) explain why lucci stops at 44?

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His love for Obama?

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4 hours ago, Junior Bonner said:

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4 hours ago, westexhorn said:

i need a name...

Mojada Fagina

2 hours ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

Can someone who knows more aggy lore (bless your sacrifice) explain why lucci stops at 44?

Titty Length...

 

4 minutes ago, horn4life said:

Titty Length...

 

I was gonna say it was his bust size at the time he started the list.

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2 hours ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

Can someone who knows more aggy lore (bless your sacrifice) explain why lucci stops at 44?

 

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