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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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53 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Unless I'm mistaken, I think that's a different guy. The guy who showed up at shaggy bragging was the dude who made the email about the all day drinking adventure involving the Texas - Nebraska CCG in San Antonio. JD something? 

The UT pimp guy showed back up too but I think he was a different cat. I don't remember his being such an asshole. 

Ah yes, that JD guy came to shaggy/surly and made horrible post after horrible post.  One thread that ended up hilarious was the top ten losses of the little bobby stoops era or something along those lines.  Then when he passed, it was bumped to inform of his passing.

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1 hour ago, turtlepond said:

Touché 

but, if rattlesnakes and mesquite trees become valued commodities, I’m getting in the big cigar game, no doubt…that’s about all I’ve got on my ranch. 

If you've got groundwater rights, you may be sitting on a goldmine in 20-30 years.

15 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

I say this as a longtime subscriber to  Orangebloods

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18 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Ketch is no Lynda Carter. More like...

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1 hour ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Unless I'm mistaken, I think that's a different guy. The guy who showed up at shaggy bragging was the dude who made the email about the all day drinking adventure involving the Texas - Nebraska CCG in San Antonio. JD something? 

The UT pimp guy showed back up too but I think he was a different cat. I don't remember his being such an asshole. 

 

20 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

Ah yes, that JD guy came to shaggy/surly and made horrible post after horrible post.  One thread that ended up hilarious was the top ten losses of the little bobby stoops era or something along those lines.  Then when he passed, it was bumped to inform of his passing.

Yes, that is absolutely the guy I was remembering. Apparently what I need to do is go refresh myself on the UT Pimp story. 

3 hours ago, Bob Lives! said:

 

 

 


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Repurposed Geoff Ketchum 90's shirt.......Ebay.......$9.95

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40 minutes ago, Scholz said:

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that guy weighs as much as ketch’s knee. 

53 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

Ah yes, that JD guy came to shaggy/surly and made horrible post after horrible post.  One thread that ended up hilarious was the top ten losses of the little bobby stoops era or something along those lines.  Then when he passed, it was bumped to inform of his passing.

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27 minutes ago, futureman said:

that guy weighs as much as ketch’s knee. 

Looks like it

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3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

Nice how they are still tweeting out marketing material with Bravion Rogers on them. "We'll flip him back!"

Miles McVay to commit at 6:00. aggy, bama, mich st, oregon and a slim hope for TEXAS.

2 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Nice how they are still tweeting out marketing material with Bravion Rogers on them. "We'll flip him back!"

Well Bravion de-committed after the tweet with the graphic

1 hour ago, futureman said:

that guy weighs as much as ketch’s knee ham hock. 

FIFY

16 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

Miles McVay to commit at 6:00. aggy, bama, mich st, oregon and a slim hope for TEXAS.

No there isn’t 

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Gerry also added that Williams' high school coaches say Texas is doing a great job staying on Williams and they think it will be tough to flip him.

4 hours ago, UncleBuck said:

Bill guy seems like a real ass

The real Bill Guy taught calculus at UT for 40 years and was not an ass.  

7 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

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Gerry also added that Williams' high school coaches say Texas is doing a great job staying on Williams and they think it will be tough to flip him.

This is one I’ve had my eye on since the LSU activity with the A&M commits

17 minutes ago, Atticus said:

This is one I’ve had my eye on since the LSU activity with the A&M commits

It's been clear since he committed. Sark sharts the bed, he gone but that goes for many in this class. Comes with the territory.

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Show this to every WR recruit, and then have them come watch Quinn at practice

 

4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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No love for Dong woo Lee? Wonder if he ever got sponsored by Manscaped and had to change his name.

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Show this to every WR recruit, and then have them come watch Quinn at practice
 

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14 minutes ago, Getafix said:


 

 

 

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Dong woo Lee was just Ketch showing up in disguise.

 

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22 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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80 men tried
And 80 men died 
Now they're buried together in the countryside.
10! 20! 30! 40! 50 or more...

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34 minutes ago, Nope said:

Show this to every WR recruit, and then have them come watch Quinn at practice

 

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1 hour ago, ClubWhatever said:

The real Bill Guy taught calculus at UT for 40 years and was not an ass.  

was he the old guy with the bow tie?  I'm pretty sure I had him freshman year.

43 minutes ago, Getafix said:


 

 

 

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Do NOT want to see pics of any of the women on this plaque.

6 hours ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Y’all really have some weird infatuation with Ketchum, I mean 3 pages of this shit. Give it a fucking rest.

No shit. It is amazing, how much of the collective consciousness he occupies here.

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

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Which of these lovely ladies now goes by “Mrs. Mackey”?

27 minutes ago, mannewers said:

Do NOT want to see pics of any of the women on this plaque.

I know one fat bitch whose name is on there. You’re right- you don’t want to see her. She could actually be Geoff Ketchum in drag. 

Saban can fuck off in regards to Williams.  He's already got the #1 and #2 Safety committed.

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

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"Of course he invented wing eating in Austin. But he was call GOFF without the E. 

15 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I know one fat bitch whose name is on there. You’re right- you don’t want to see her. She could actually be Geoff Ketchum in drag. 

And how is Mrs. Pete?

Some jokes just write themselves... 😋

Ketch:  "We're talkin' about how the sausage gets made"  (108:42min mark)

Starting at 56min mark they go on a big tirade about their limited access to practices.

 

 

57 minutes ago, futureman said:

was he the old guy with the bow tie?  I'm pretty sure I had him freshman year.

Anyone have the German physics prof who was really into western wear? Can't remember his name.

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

Anyone have the German physics prof who was really into western wear? Can't remember his name.

I had a Russian guy fresh off the boat who barely spoke English.  He would get a less than favorable yelp review.

Just now, conVINCEd said:

I had a Russian guy fresh off the boat who barely spoke English.  He would get a less than favorable yelp review.

The TA for this guys class was 15 years old. Thanks for making me feel even dumber at 18, UT. 

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55 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

No shit. It is amazing, how much of the collective consciousness he occupies here.

This makes no sense. Geoff Ketchum owns the oldest and biggest Texas site around and this is a Texas board. He's not talked about any more often than Gerry Hamilton, Bobby Burton, Chip Brown, Eric Nahlin, EJ Holland when he covered Texas, Kirk Bohls, etc. You know, pretty much every other Texas media personality.

What's actually amazing is professed Texas Longhorn fans continuing to enrich a person who took money from a charity golf tournament in honor of a deceased Longhorn football player to settle personal debts instead of sending all proceeds to the deceased player's family. 

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6 minutes ago, Deej said:

The TA for this guys class was 15 years old. Thanks for making me feel even dumber at 18, UT. 

I went to high school with a kid who was taking math classes at UTD in the 9th grade.  It was probably him.  He was the Asian Young Sheldon/Doogie Howser.

This kid looked more like this...

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