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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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#22102
4 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

It is if you want a reach-around.

He has a trebuchet release. Can throw it out of the stadium. 

#22103

Some guys were comparing Cedric Baxter to Edwin Simmons pre injury on 24/7 because of his upright running style. This was an interesting response “It was two knee surgeries and well documented the doctors screwed up. You guys would never guess who the milf Edwin was seeing in NW Hills. What Texas coach lived in NW Hills?“ 

#22104
55 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

Some guys were comparing Cedric Baxter to Edwin Simmons pre injury on 24/7 because of his upright running style. This was an interesting response “It was two knee surgeries and well documented the doctors screwed up. You guys would never guess who the milf Edwin was seeing in NW Hills. What Texas coach lived in NW Hills?“ 

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#22106
1 hour ago, CastHorn said:

Some guys were comparing Cedric Baxter to Edwin Simmons pre injury on 24/7 because of his upright running style. This was an interesting response “It was two knee surgeries and well documented the doctors screwed up. You guys would never guess who the milf Edwin was seeing in NW Hills. What Texas coach lived in NW Hills?“ 

Does it rhyme with Knob Beltlick?

#22110
18 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Watching Toviano play Lake Travis. Good sized kid, lean. They’ve been throwing away from his side. He’s been lined up in man coverage on an island so far. Caused a fumble at the goal line but Travis got it. 

 

#22111
On 8/25/2022 at 11:26 AM, Droopy said:

I powerlift every time I take a piss. 

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#22112
On 8/25/2022 at 12:57 PM, jeevsie said:

Is 10 o’clock Victoria news?

I honestly don't know. I went to elementary school in Victoria in the 70s but we lived in Edna. But when we were at my grandmothers house in El Campo, we would see MARVIN ZINDLER, EEEYYYEEEE WITNESS NEWS!

#22113
35 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

I honestly don't know. I went to elementary school in Victoria in the 70s but we lived in Edna. But when we were at my grandmothers house in El Campo, we would see MARVIN ZINDLER, EEEYYYEEEE WITNESS NEWS!

My grandfather told me he once had a memorable night sleeping between Edna and Alice.

#22114
10 minutes ago, AP101S said:

My grandfather told me he once had a memorable night sleeping between Edna and Alice.

So A&E was like his own personal Skinimax?

#22116
1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

What Texas-leaning recruits can we expect to see at the Bama game…..?

Jalen Hale, Tausil Akana.

#22117
1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

What Texas-leaning recruits can we expect to see at the Bama game…..?

Well, the point of having 90% of the class wrapped up already, most of the kids remaining really don't have a lean.

Of the uncommitted guys left on the Texas board

Akana, Toviano, Deal, Robinson, Hale, Reed, Hicks, Wilson. I would say that Texas leads for Akana, Toviano, Deal, and Hale. I think the coaches will look to bring in all those guys for the Bama game, pretty sure most already are.

#22118
47 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Well, the point of having 90% of the class wrapped up already, most of the kids remaining really don't have a lean.

Of the uncommitted guys left on the Texas board

Akana, Toviano, Deal, Robinson, Hale, Reed, Hicks, Wilson. I would say that Texas leads for Akana, Toviano, Deal, and Hale. I think the coaches will look to bring in all those guys for the Bama game, pretty sure most already are.

And probably some guys committed elsewhere that we might try to flip. Shelby, Jayvon Thomas, Vasek, etc.

#22123
1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Jalen Hale 70yd TD

 

 

Are there... two dudes having sex in the background audio? 

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#22124
3 minutes ago, RabidM said:

Are there... two dudes having sex in the background audio? 

No audio on the video. That's from your other tab.

#22126
7 minutes ago, RabidM said:

Are there... two dudes having sex in the background audio? 

I wouldn’t know what that sounds like.

#22133
52 minutes ago, crum said:

i will allow it

Not Bijan level numbers. Don’t want

#22134
4 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Jalen Hale 70yd TD

 

 

Hale looks faster in this play than he does on his various junior highlights on YouTube. Do we have an official 40-yard dash or 100-meter track times for Hale?

#22135

Hale told 247 after the game he’s taking OV’s to Bama (9/3), Texas (9/10) and A&M (9/17) prior to his announcement 

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#22137
3 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

Hale told 247 after the game he’s taking OV’s to Bama (9/3), Texas (9/10) and A&M (9/17) prior to his announcement 

If that is the case King is winning the job in college station 

#22138

Watching the Westlake v Ridge Point last night, TJ Shanahan stood out as a flat out mauler. Wouldn't mind adding him to the pancake factory.

 

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#22140
12 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Watching the Westlake v Ridge Point last night, TJ Shanahan stood out as a flat out mauler. Wouldn't mind adding him to the pancake factory.

 

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#22141
59 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Watching the Westlake v Ridge Point last night, TJ Shanahan stood out as a flat out mauler. Wouldn't mind adding him to the pancake factory.

 

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#22142
1 hour ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Watching the Westlake v Ridge Point last night, TJ Shanahan stood out as a flat out mauler. Wouldn't mind adding him to the pancake factory.

 

Broughton would tell you that DT was standing straight up lol

#22143
11 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Do all those people running down the competition in the comments think his teammates are any better?

So what is he supposed to do? NOT score a touchdown?

#22145

No highlights from AM throwing the ball? That’s more interesting than him running the ball. If he falls back on running too often it will stunt the development of his arm talent

#22146
6 minutes ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:

No highlights from AM throwing the ball? That’s more interesting than him running the ball. If he falls back on running too often it will stunt the development of his arm talent

Good thing he has a redshirt year baked in

#22147
15 minutes ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:

No highlights from AM throwing the ball? That’s more interesting than him running the ball. If he falls back on running too often it will stunt the development of his arm talent

This has to be a joke, right? 

#22148
This has to be a joke, right? 

50/50. I am looking forward to seeing highlights of him making throws his senior year. And I discount plays a qb makes with their feet.

And I do genuinely think if hs qb’s fall back on athleticism too much then it comes at the expense of learning to stand tall and make plays with their arms when under duress.
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#22150
9 minutes ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:


50/50. I am looking forward to seeing highlights of him making throws his senior year. And I discount plays a qb makes with their feet.

And I do genuinely think if hs qb’s fall back on athleticism too much then it comes at the expense of learning to stand tall and make plays with their arms when under duress.

Hopefully, once he makes it to a college campus he will be under the tutelage of someone who can help him learn the QB position. I doubt he’s getting much help from his current situation in Louisiana.

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