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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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#24902
15 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

There’s no way a westlake team is “worried” about austin high.  Focused on, maybe. Looking past, probably. 

Come on man.. we beat them once with Emory Blake. Don't ruin my Wednesday

#24903
14 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

I think I’d rather sit through an insurance seminar hosted by one of Texags’ finest before paying attention to anything Ketchum is reporting.

to be fair, you would likely learn more from their seminar

#24909

The edge, Edge, EDGE shit gets me every time man 😂

1 hour ago, Ravishing Rick said:

Not by the traditional definition.  He's actually an EDGE.

 

#24911
4 minutes ago, SarksJuggs said:

The edge, Edge, EDGE shit gets me every time man 😂

 

So from what I gather, this is basically like how we have always spelled out "SAFETY", in all caps, instead of just putting an "S" for that position?

Am I doing this right?

#24912
8 minutes ago, elguapo said:

We are making conclusions about athleticism now based on 1 second twitter clips posted without context.

You are absolutely correct. I meant that in 100% seriousness. Pull his offer.

#24913

I refuse to believe there's that many people on the recruiting board who didn't detect the obvious sarcasm from @texifornia when posting the clip with all caps DOMINANT. No shit he looks retarded in half shell against a 5'3 freshman on scout team at .25 speed

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#24914
2 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

I refuse to believe there's that many people on the recruiting board who didn't detect the obvious sarcasm from @texifornia when posting the clip with all caps DOMINANT. No shit he looks retarded in half shell against a 5'3 freshman on scout team at .25 speed

It would have been better if he picked up that kid with his mouth and shook the shit out of him like a German Shepherd. 

#24915
13 minutes ago, elguapo said:

We are making conclusions about athleticism now based on 1 second twitter clips posted without context.

I'm not making conclusions. I'm making fun.

That being said, the real mockery should be the guy who say that and said "these are the reps I need to film and post."

#24917
33 minutes ago, elguapo said:

My bad then, hard to keep track of which posters are into the x white guys on d = x losses thing.

I didn’t know that this had anything to do with race, or I would have posted this S.T.R.I.P.E.S. clip a while ago. 
 

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#24918
I refuse to believe there's that many people on the recruiting board who didn't detect the obvious sarcasm from [mention=384]texifornia[/mention] when posting the clip with all caps DOMINANT. No shit he looks retarded in half shell against a 5'3 freshman on scout team at .25 speed

I’m pretty sure most people picked up on the sarcasm. It’s a funny clip. No extra context needed.
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#24920

Shea Dixon, who's a long time LSU mod for 247 and I think recently went to On3, did a LSU class prediction yesterday and he didn't have Toviano in it.

#24921

Any concern about the Big12 commissioner announcement of Texas and OU staying in the Big12 thru 2025? I don’t like that news. Really don’t like that it’s now presumably “fact”.  It would have been better to leave it all vague. 

#24922
3 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Any concern about the Big12 commissioner announcement of Texas and OU staying in the Big12 thru 2025? I don’t like that news. Really don’t like that it’s now presumably “fact”.  It would have been better to leave it all vague. 

They cannot legally answer that question any other way as of now…

#24923
3 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

Come on man.. we beat them once with Emory Blake. Don't ruin my Wednesday

the maroons beat them in both 2006 and 2007, I believe.

#24924

Hopefully we bolt when they add the four teams on the basis that we didn’t commit to the new version of the conference. We can’t really telegraph that move, though. 

#24925

We can't get out of this conference fast enough.. I can only assume if those poor land thieves had the money we'd be gone.

#24926
1 minute ago, TexasBeta said:

We can't get out of this conference fast enough.. I can only assume if those poor land thieves had the money we'd be gone.

We could loan it to them at 24.9%.

#24928
1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Shea Dixon, who's a long time LSU mod for 247 and I think recently went to On3, did a LSU class prediction yesterday and he didn't have Toviano in it.

I really don’t think anyone knows what he’s going to do , 

#24931
1 hour ago, TexasBeta said:

We can't get out of this conference fast enough.. I can only assume if those poor land thieves had the money we'd be gone.

I think it’s Fox faced with losing the only marquee names for their Big XII broadcasts.  Delay the inevitable …

#24932
1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:

We could loan it to them at 24.9%.

I'm sure there is a Texas card. 20,000 miles, introductory interest rate and increase to 24.9% if payment is not received on time.

#24933
6 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I'm sure there is a Texas card. 20,000 miles, introductory interest rate and increase to 24.9% if payment is not received on time.

You may want to do a credit check first before you give them such a great deal.

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9 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

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#24938
Why are you showing a pic of someone from the Buckeye state?

Aren’t the most presidents from the buckeye state, or is that astronauts? I can never keep that factoid straight.
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#24941
1 hour ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

I think it’s Fox faced with losing the only marquee names for their Big XII broadcasts.  Delay the inevitable …

They get USC/UCLA in 2024. It's not our fault they do their dumbass noon kickoffs as their national game. Make Lincoln Riley get up at 6AM every Saturday to play in front of 20,000 fans speaking loudly.  

#24942
41 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

They get USC/UCLA in 2024. It's not our fault they do their dumbass noon kickoffs as their national game. Make Lincoln Riley get up at 6AM every Saturday to play in front of 20,000 fans speaking loudly.  

Money talks … TV money screams … especially if accompanied by a legal threat.  My point is Fox has a contract predicated on OU and Texas being part of their Big XII TV package.  Doesn’t appear anyone’s willing to challenge them, either.

#24944
6 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Money talks … TV money screams … especially if accompanied by a legal threat.  My point is Fox has a contract predicated on OU and Texas being part of their Big XII TV package.  Doesn’t appear anyone’s willing to challenge them, either.

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#24947
3 hours ago, Shaggyhorn said:


Aren’t the most presidents from the buckeye state, or is that astronauts? I can never keep that factoid straight.

All of them were bad, killed or both

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