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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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1 hour ago, Longhorn94 said:

2023 LT QB Bo Edmundson is one to watch.

offered by SMU ::

 

 

29 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

Looks like he can spin it. How's the athleticism?

Not Hudson Card level but above average for a QB. I coached the kid for a few years in baseball. He played SS and pitched. He will be more of a Pro QB than a DT. 6'3+ rn but will probably grow to 6'4 -5. Good kid who works hard and leads by example. 

I guess he's gonna round up several offers really soon. Traylor and UTSA getting in on it ::

 

 

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Just now, Machinator said:

That's the expectation. Apparently the Manning family likes Sark.

He's back, baby!!

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

That's the expectation. Apparently the Manning family likes Sark.

 

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4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

That's the expectation. Apparently the Manning family likes Sark.

Look who's walking through the motherfucking door

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5 minutes ago, Machinator said:

That's the expectation. Apparently the Manning family likes Sark.

HOLY SHIT, BATMAN!

This day just got EVEN BETTER!

5 minutes ago, Machinator said:

That's the expectation. Apparently the Manning family likes Sark.

You’re back! Yes!

TARS back from the dead!

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Now, how do I explain my excitement to my family without sounding like a complete fool.

18 minutes ago, Machinator said:

That's the expectation. Apparently the Manning family likes Sark.

That's what I thought.  If we can having a Manning as QB1 at Texas that would be huge.

34 minutes ago, Machinator said:

That's the expectation. Apparently the Manning family likes Sark.

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58 minutes ago, Machinator said:

That's the expectation. Apparently the Manning family likes Sark.

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2 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

OU and referring to yourself in third person, name a better match.

Pretty sure I remember someone saying his uncle runs that account or something. All the markings of a fun, clean recruitment.

1 minute ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

Pretty sure I remember someone saying his uncle runs that account or something. All the markings of a fun, clean recruitment.

Nothing that Tee Martin, Tosh Lupoi, or Bo Davis couldn't handle.

30 minutes ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

Pretty sure I remember someone saying his uncle runs that account or something. All the markings of a fun, clean recruitment.

His father runs it. His father also wants him to stay in state, preferably at TCU last I heard. LSU is his dream school and he really likes a&m too. Only way I see us landing him is having a great 2021 season and landing Ewers/Manning. 

14 minutes ago, OU Still Sucks said:

His father runs it. His father also wants him to stay in state, preferably at TCU last I heard. LSU is his dream school and he really likes a&m too. Only way I see us landing him is having a great 2021 season and landing Ewers/Manning. 

Y’all will be landing neither

12 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Y’all will be landing neither

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This thread title needs an enhancement. All Bags, No Brakes is just sitting there waiting to be taken. 

I plan on launching a 2024 thread with the tag line “Show Me Your Cause” or “Martinis, They’re What’s For Breakfast” soon. 

14 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

This thread title needs an enhancement. All Bags, No Brakes is just sitting there waiting to be taken. 

I plan on launching a 2024 thread with the tag line “Show Me Your Cause” or “Martinis, They’re What’s For Breakfast” soon. 

There's lots of options, depending on how the rest of the staff plays out.

"Sark Attack 2023 - We're gonna need a bigger bag"

If we get Banks, all kinds of things are on the table - "Pole Position",  "Bags 'N Hoes"

If Muschamp returns - "Boom I got your boyfriend".... 

This thread title needs an enhancement. All Bags, No Brakes is just sitting there waiting to be taken. 
I plan on launching a 2024 thread with the tag line “Show Me Your Cause” or “Martinis, They’re What’s For Breakfast” soon. 

Thanks for the update.

Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: T Bags for Everyone... assuming the make it rain staff materializes.

Texas Recruiting Notes 2023:  Sark-nado...tow your houses the fuck out of the way sooners.  

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On 1/9/2021 at 10:41 PM, closetojumping said:

This thread title needs an enhancement. All Bags, No Brakes is just sitting there waiting to be taken. 

I plan on launching a 2024 thread with the tag line “Show Me Your Cause” or “Martinis, They’re What’s For Breakfast” soon. 

I think you nailed on the coaching search thread -- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys and 5-Stars

  • Machinator changed the title to Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
1 hour ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I think you nailed on the coaching search thread -- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys and 5-Stars

Woot. HT to TARS for making it happen. 

Let's.Fucking.Go.

Potential thread titles for 2024: 

Texas Recruiting 2024: No More Monkeying Around

-#1 in the Poles

-Take it to the Bank(s)

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